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Cristiano Ronaldo, It's Official: "Euro Greasy"

7/21/2008 4:41 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Cristiano Ronaldo, It's Official: "Euro Greasy"

Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis has met his oily match in the uber-bronzed Portucheese soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo. Let's pray that those rosary beads don't leave a tan line.

Ding! You're done, dude.

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Dankman247:  1301 days ago

1stttttttttttttttttt biatches...holla at yo boi nikka

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Rika:  1301 days ago

now that's one big cup of yum

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mook:  1301 days ago

geez, he almosts looks black there

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LIFE IS LIFE:  1301 days ago

"And what color is this guy?"
"Well there ya go."

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Laina:  1301 days ago

HE LOOKS LIKE A CROSS BETWEEN MILK CHOCOLATE AND CARAMEL; I'D LOVE TO LET HIM MELT IN MY MOUTH!!!!

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Janice:  1301 days ago

I'm sorry but that man is just to HOT to handle!! And what is up with the Portucheese comment? I think someone in the TMZ staff is jealous. I'm guessing it's that surfer reject that is on the show. He really needs to cut his hair because that look is not working for him.

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perky:  1301 days ago

Love the guy in the black diaper-speedo next to him...

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meme:  1301 days ago

omg he's hot! yummmmmmmmm

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disgusted:  1301 days ago

i seriously dont understand how or why people think this man is attractive... *shudders* ...

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Jane:  1301 days ago

oh hell yeah! now THAT'S what I'm talking about! Where is this place?!

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brazen weep:  1301 days ago

How could you even compare the two? Jesus.

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Nikki_475:  1301 days ago

the one in white is hot lol

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Alison:  1301 days ago

He is repulsive. He really does fuel the stereotypical gay image.

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mya:  1301 days ago

I don't know what he thinks he's doing but he comes off a little too self absorbed, too metro-sexual (i don't want to say he's gay if he isn't!) He's young though, i guess he can have a little fun! (Europeans and their whole speedo thing is so gay, i wish they'd quit it!!)

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Anita:  1301 days ago

Cristino fairly screeams GAYYYYYYY. Are you beatches blind?

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