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Cristiano Ronaldo, It's Official: "Euro Greasy"

7/21/2008 4:41 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis has met his oily match in the uber-bronzed Portucheese soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo. Let's pray that those rosary beads don't leave a tan line.

Ding! You're done, dude.

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Dankman247    

1stttttttttttttttttt biatches...holla at yo boi nikka

2199 days ago
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Rika    

now that's one big cup of yum

2199 days ago
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mook    

geez, he almosts looks black there

2199 days ago
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LIFE IS LIFE    

"And what color is this guy?"
"Well there ya go."

2199 days ago
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Laina    

HE LOOKS LIKE A CROSS BETWEEN MILK CHOCOLATE AND CARAMEL; I'D LOVE TO LET HIM MELT IN MY MOUTH!!!!

2199 days ago
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Janice    

I'm sorry but that man is just to HOT to handle!! And what is up with the Portucheese comment? I think someone in the TMZ staff is jealous. I'm guessing it's that surfer reject that is on the show. He really needs to cut his hair because that look is not working for him.

2199 days ago
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perky    

Love the guy in the black diaper-speedo next to him...

2199 days ago
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meme    

omg he's hot! yummmmmmmmm

2199 days ago
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disgusted    

i seriously dont understand how or why people think this man is attractive... *shudders* ...

2199 days ago
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Jane    

oh hell yeah! now THAT'S what I'm talking about! Where is this place?!

2199 days ago
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brazen weep    

How could you even compare the two? Jesus.

2199 days ago
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Nikki_475    

the one in white is hot lol

2199 days ago
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Alison    

He is repulsive. He really does fuel the stereotypical gay image.

2199 days ago
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mya    

I don't know what he thinks he's doing but he comes off a little too self absorbed, too metro-sexual (i don't want to say he's gay if he isn't!) He's young though, i guess he can have a little fun! (Europeans and their whole speedo thing is so gay, i wish they'd quit it!!)

2199 days ago
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Anita    

Cristino fairly screeams GAYYYYYYY. Are you beatches blind?

2199 days ago
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