Cristiano Ronaldo, It's Official: "Euro Greasy"
Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis has met his oily match in the uber-bronzed Portucheese soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo. Let's pray that those rosary beads don't leave a tan line.
Ding! You're done, dude.
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(Page 1 of 4) | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | Most Recent | Next 15 Comments1. 1stttttttttttttttttt biatches...holla at yo boi nikka
Posted at 3:57PM on Jul 21st 2008 by Dankman247
2. now that's one big cup of yum
Posted at 3:59PM on Jul 21st 2008 by Rika
3. geez, he almosts looks black there
Posted at 4:00PM on Jul 21st 2008 by mook
4. "And what color is this guy?"
"Well there ya go."
Posted at 4:02PM on Jul 21st 2008 by tmzthebest
5. HE LOOKS LIKE A CROSS BETWEEN MILK CHOCOLATE AND CARAMEL; I'D LOVE TO LET HIM MELT IN MY MOUTH!!!!
Posted at 4:06PM on Jul 21st 2008 by LAINA
6. I'm sorry but that man is just to HOT to handle!! And what is up with the Portucheese comment? I think someone in the TMZ staff is jealous. I'm guessing it's that surfer reject that is on the show. He really needs to cut his hair because that look is not working for him.
Posted at 4:06PM on Jul 21st 2008 by Janice
7. Love the guy in the black diaper-speedo next to him...
Posted at 4:08PM on Jul 21st 2008 by perky
8. omg he's hot! yummmmmmmmm
Posted at 4:17PM on Jul 21st 2008 by tmzsucks
9. i seriously dont understand how or why people think this man is attractive... *shudders* ...
Posted at 4:21PM on Jul 21st 2008 by disgusted
10. oh hell yeah! now THAT'S what I'm talking about! Where is this place?!
Posted at 4:23PM on Jul 21st 2008 by Jane
11. How could you even compare the two? Jesus.
Posted at 4:26PM on Jul 21st 2008 by brazen weep
12. the one in white is hot lol
Posted at 4:43PM on Jul 21st 2008 by Nikki_475
13. He is repulsive. He really does fuel the stereotypical gay image.
Posted at 4:58PM on Jul 21st 2008 by Oopsie
14. I don't know what he thinks he's doing but he comes off a little too self absorbed, too metro-sexual (i don't want to say he's gay if he isn't!) He's young though, i guess he can have a little fun! (Europeans and their whole speedo thing is so gay, i wish they'd quit it!!)
Posted at 5:20PM on Jul 21st 2008 by mya
15. Cristino fairly screeams GAYYYYYYY. Are you beatches blind?
Posted at 5:34PM on Jul 21st 2008 by MO
