Cristiano Ronaldo, It's Official: "Euro Greasy"
Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis has met his oily match in the uber-bronzed Portucheese soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo. Let's pray that those rosary beads don't leave a tan line.
Ding! You're done, dude.
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(Page 2 of 4) Previous 15 Comments | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | Most Recent | Next 15 Comments16. Ronaldo has a stupid retarded grin from too many headballs.
Posted at 5:41PM on Jul 21st 2008 by Don
17. considering that this guy is pratically that color w/out sun he is just right!
it's not like he went from pale white to this. geeezzz come on people, some of you pay to have his color.
Posted at 5:43PM on Jul 21st 2008 by meme
18. You pasties are just jealous, because you can't get that dark. Tanned skin looks so much better than that white pale skin. That pale skin looks like you stink...
Posted at 5:42PM on Jul 21st 2008 by anonymous
19. There is a difference between choosing to be greasy and not helping but be greasy. Brandon can't help being the greasy Mc Cheesey that he is. The hot Pocho in the pic, chooses to be greased up, and I would help grease him up any day of the week. YuMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMY!!!
Posted at 5:46PM on Jul 21st 2008 by Blissfull
20. Douche looks half black already. Why does he want to get deeper tan.
Posted at 5:43PM on Jul 21st 2008 by TR
21. Dang he is darker than I am and I'm brown skinned.
Posted at 5:44PM on Jul 21st 2008 by anonymous
22. #17 that is so true, the "pasties" pay to get this gorgeous bronze color but just end up with an ugly orange shade
Posted at 5:46PM on Jul 21st 2008 by meme
23. sure is pretty now, but I'd hate to see his skin in another 20 years
Posted at 6:27PM on Jul 21st 2008 by Paul
24. ahahaha!!!! TMZ....you dudes are a bunch of HATERS!!!!!! Jealous?
Posted at 5:25PM on Jul 25th 2008 by ImSoCherri
25. OMG that man is so smoking HOT! The things I would do to him........I'll just leave it at that!! DAMN!!
Posted at 6:38PM on Jul 21st 2008 by truth
26. OMG that man is so smoking HOT! The things I would do tohim........I'll just leave it at that!! DAMN!!
Posted at 6:39PM on Jul 21st 2008 by truth
27. It's obvious one of the TMZ guys wrote about C.R. this time. Possibly the surfer "dude". Go catch a wave, dude.
Posted at 6:48PM on Jul 21st 2008 by Nobody In Particular
28. Its so funny that he pretends to be straight by being photographed with a girl every so often. He is soooo gay! anyone can see that, he needs to get out of the closet! He is also very slimy looking, not attractive at all, I always think his head looks to small for his body, kinda out of proportion.
Posted at 6:53PM on Jul 21st 2008 by Tracey
29. So many negative comments, i hope he goes back and never comes back to this negativity! So what if he loves to get tanned, he looks great regardless. TO MANY HATERS, Go back Cristiano!
Posted at 7:22PM on Jul 21st 2008 by moni
30. oh baby ! i would love to slide up and down on that man for a few hours !
Posted at 7:48PM on Jul 21st 2008 by el polacko
