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Cristiano Ronaldo, It's Official: "Euro Greasy"

7/21/2008 4:41 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis has met his oily match in the uber-bronzed Portucheese soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo. Let's pray that those rosary beads don't leave a tan line.

Ding! You're done, dude.

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16.

Anita    

Ronaldo has a stupid retarded grin from too many headballs.

2098 days ago
17.

ME    

considering that this guy is pratically that color w/out sun he is just right!
it's not like he went from pale white to this. geeezzz come on people, some of you pay to have his color.

2098 days ago
18.

anonymous    

You pasties are just jealous, because you can't get that dark. Tanned skin looks so much better than that white pale skin. That pale skin looks like you stink...

2098 days ago
19.

Blissfull    

There is a difference between choosing to be greasy and not helping but be greasy. Brandon can't help being the greasy Mc Cheesey that he is. The hot Pocho in the pic, chooses to be greased up, and I would help grease him up any day of the week. YuMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMY!!!

2098 days ago
20.

Anita    

Douche looks half black already. Why does he want to get deeper tan.

2098 days ago
21.

anonymous    

Dang he is darker than I am and I'm brown skinned.

2098 days ago
22.

ME    

#17 that is so true, the "pasties" pay to get this gorgeous bronze color but just end up with an ugly orange shade

2098 days ago
23.

Paul    

sure is pretty now, but I'd hate to see his skin in another 20 years

2098 days ago
24.

ImSoCherri    

ahahaha!!!! TMZ....you dudes are a bunch of HATERS!!!!!! Jealous?

2098 days ago
25.

truth    

OMG that man is so smoking HOT! The things I would do to him........I'll just leave it at that!! DAMN!!

2098 days ago
26.

truth    

OMG that man is so smoking HOT! The things I would do tohim........I'll just leave it at that!! DAMN!!

2098 days ago
27.

Nobody In Particular    

It's obvious one of the TMZ guys wrote about C.R. this time. Possibly the surfer "dude". Go catch a wave, dude.

2098 days ago
28.

Nicole    

Its so funny that he pretends to be straight by being photographed with a girl every so often. He is soooo gay! anyone can see that, he needs to get out of the closet! He is also very slimy looking, not attractive at all, I always think his head looks to small for his body, kinda out of proportion.

2098 days ago
29.

moni    

So many negative comments, i hope he goes back and never comes back to this negativity! So what if he loves to get tanned, he looks great regardless. TO MANY HATERS, Go back Cristiano!

2098 days ago
30.

el polacko    

oh baby ! i would love to slide up and down on that man for a few hours !

2098 days ago
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