Cristiano Ronaldo, It's Official: "Euro Greasy"
Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis has met his oily match in the uber-bronzed Portucheese soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo. Let's pray that those rosary beads don't leave a tan line.
Ding! You're done, dude.
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(Page 3 of 4) Previous 15 Comments | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | Most Recent | Next 15 Comments31. YUMMY!!!!!
Posted at 7:51PM on Jul 21st 2008 by GG
32. He's from Madeira, it's an island off of Portugal. He's naturally dark. So when he tans, or is in the sun alot.. he will get darker..
And seriously, the "Portucheese" comment is low and lame. Seriously, who the hell is writing this stuff? Are we still in middle school.
And why is it so hard just to write Portuguese? This site has become way too opinionated.
Posted at 7:52PM on Jul 21st 2008 by Annoyed.
33. He is not gay (although it's cool with me if he is). i think all the gay comments are coming from men who are jealous of his complete hotness. Pour a little sugar on me, Ronaldo!
Posted at 9:40PM on Jul 21st 2008 by Tyra Banks
34. SOOOOOOOOOO GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted at 10:02PM on Jul 21st 2008 by Stop the madness
35. I'm sure this picture is Harvey's jack off material for tonight.
Posted at 10:06PM on Jul 21st 2008 by Fernando Valenzuela
36. 27. Its so funny that he pretends to be straight by being photographed with a girl every so often. He is soooo gay! anyone can see that, he needs to get out of the closet! He is also very slimy looking, not attractive at all, I always think his head looks to small for his body, kinda out of proportion.
Posted at 6:53PM on Jul 21st 2008 by Tracey
You know the saying, it takes a gay to know a gay.
Posted at 10:35PM on Jul 21st 2008 by Tracey
37. 13. He is repulsive. He really does fuel the stereotypical gay image.
Posted at 4:58PM on Jul 21st 2008 by Oopsie
It takes a gay person to know about the stereotypical gay image.
Posted at 10:42PM on Jul 21st 2008 by Oopsie
38. 15. Cristino fairly screeams GAYYYYYYY. Are you beatches blind?
Posted at 5:34PM on Jul 21st 2008 by MO
I wish I was the guy next to him. Are you beatches blind?
Posted at 10:52PM on Jul 21st 2008 by MO
39. 34. SOOOOOOOOOO GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted at 10:02PM on Jul 21st 2008 by Stop the madness
I KNOW HE'S GAY BECAUSE I'M GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted at 10:58PM on Jul 21st 2008 by Stop the madness
40. OMG!HE IS SO HAWT!!!TMZ NEED TO STOP TALKIN SMACK!
I DONT CARE WAT COLOR HE IS...HES DELICIOUS!!
Posted at 2:00AM on Jul 22nd 2008 by c.ronaldos wifey!!
41. Let's be politically correct here, we're in the 21st century, not in the 1960's. I think you know a person from Portugal is Portuguese, not Portucheese, what's the point of saying Portucheese instead of Portuguese, cheese is as long as a syllable as -guese?
Posted at 1:43AM on Jul 22nd 2008 by Politcally Correct
42. rosary beads? God, what a douche.
Posted at 4:58AM on Jul 22nd 2008 by mango.
43. ignorant racist American comments. Obviously, you don't get the Euro style concept -- swimming trunks aren't even ALLOWED at some resorts, and Speedos are standard pool apparel. And because Ronaldo isn't fat, and isn't hairy like an ape, you think he's gay?? I can't stand hairy backs on guys, personally. He's naturally dark-skinned, athletic and beautiful -- so you think he must be gay, because he's not pasty, hairy and looking like a slob. TMZ staff is jealous, and racist.
Posted at 7:55AM on Jul 22nd 2008 by Euro style
44. who cares!
that boy is HOT, HOT, HOT!!
Posted at 9:09AM on Jul 22nd 2008 by AndreiaRoss
45. DAmn.............that is some YUMMY eyecandy right there.
Bet his skin feels like warm caramel....
Posted at 10:21AM on Jul 22nd 2008 by Mark
