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Cristiano Ronaldo, It's Official: "Euro Greasy"

7/21/2008 4:41 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis has met his oily match in the uber-bronzed Portucheese soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo. Let's pray that those rosary beads don't leave a tan line.

Ding! You're done, dude.

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31.

GGG    

YUMMY!!!!!

2286 days ago
32.

Annoyed.    

He's from Madeira, it's an island off of Portugal. He's naturally dark. So when he tans, or is in the sun alot.. he will get darker..

And seriously, the "Portucheese" comment is low and lame. Seriously, who the hell is writing this stuff? Are we still in middle school.

And why is it so hard just to write Portuguese? This site has become way too opinionated.

2286 days ago
33.

Tyra Banks    

He is not gay (although it's cool with me if he is). i think all the gay comments are coming from men who are jealous of his complete hotness. Pour a little sugar on me, Ronaldo!

2286 days ago
34.

Here 4 Beer    

SOOOOOOOOOO GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2286 days ago
35.

Fernando Valenzuela    

I'm sure this picture is Harvey's jack off material for tonight.

2286 days ago
36.

it takes a molester    

27. Its so funny that he pretends to be straight by being photographed with a girl every so often. He is soooo gay! anyone can see that, he needs to get out of the closet! He is also very slimy looking, not attractive at all, I always think his head looks to small for his body, kinda out of proportion.

Posted at 6:53PM on Jul 21st 2008 by Tracey

You know the saying, it takes a gay to know a gay.

2286 days ago
37.

it takes a molester    

13. He is repulsive. He really does fuel the stereotypical gay image.

Posted at 4:58PM on Jul 21st 2008 by Oopsie

It takes a gay person to know about the stereotypical gay image.

2286 days ago
38.

it takes a molester    

15. Cristino fairly screeams GAYYYYYYY. Are you beatches blind?

Posted at 5:34PM on Jul 21st 2008 by MO

I wish I was the guy next to him. Are you beatches blind?

2286 days ago
39.

it takes a molester    

34. SOOOOOOOOOO GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 10:02PM on Jul 21st 2008 by Stop the madness

I KNOW HE'S GAY BECAUSE I'M GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2286 days ago
40.

c.ronaldos wifey!!    

OMG!HE IS SO HAWT!!!TMZ NEED TO STOP TALKIN SMACK!
I DONT CARE WAT COLOR HE IS...HES DELICIOUS!!

2286 days ago
41.

Politcally Correct    

Let's be politically correct here, we're in the 21st century, not in the 1960's. I think you know a person from Portugal is Portuguese, not Portucheese, what's the point of saying Portucheese instead of Portuguese, cheese is as long as a syllable as -guese?

2286 days ago
42.

mmm.    

rosary beads? God, what a douche.

2286 days ago
43.

IQ is showing    

ignorant racist American comments. Obviously, you don't get the Euro style concept -- swimming trunks aren't even ALLOWED at some resorts, and Speedos are standard pool apparel. And because Ronaldo isn't fat, and isn't hairy like an ape, you think he's gay?? I can't stand hairy backs on guys, personally. He's naturally dark-skinned, athletic and beautiful -- so you think he must be gay, because he's not pasty, hairy and looking like a slob. TMZ staff is jealous, and racist.

2285 days ago
44.

AndreiaRoss    

who cares!
that boy is HOT, HOT, HOT!!

2285 days ago
45.

Mark    

DAmn.............that is some YUMMY eyecandy right there.
Bet his skin feels like warm caramel....

2285 days ago
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