Cristiano Ronaldo, It's Official: "Euro Greasy"

7/21/2008 4:41 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis has met his oily match in the uber-bronzed Portucheese soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo. Let's pray that those rosary beads don't leave a tan line.

Ding! You're done, dude.