Cristiano Ronaldo, It's Official: "Euro Greasy" 7/21/2008 4:41 PM PT Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis has met his oily match in the uber-bronzed Portucheese soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo. Let's pray that those rosary beads don't leave a tan line. Ding! You're done, dude. See Also Cristiano Ronaldo -- Rico SuaveCristiano: Gimpy and Still Hotter Than You Share on Facebook Share on X Cristiano Ronaldo Hot Bodies Paparazzi Photo