Cristiano Ronaldo, It's Official: "Euro Greasy"
Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis has met his oily match in the uber-bronzed Portucheese soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo. Let's pray that those rosary beads don't leave a tan line.
Ding! You're done, dude.
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(Page 4 of 4) Previous 15 Comments46. Obviously, you don't get the Euro style concept -- swimming trunks aren't even ALLOWED at some resorts, and Speedos are standard pool apparel.
Posted at 7:55AM on Jul 22nd 2008 by Euro style
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And that's why it's called Euro TRASH!
Posted at 10:49AM on Jul 22nd 2008 by R.Zimmerman
47. let me tell ya....when that romance novel cover reject labeled this MAN a "douche"....he hit it right on the head. ALL MY LADIES........answer this question.......what, pray tell, do you stick a douche in??? EXACTLY. this MAN can be my douche anyday.
Posted at 4:32PM on Jul 22nd 2008 by Mia B.
48. for the people saying "pasties" want his color. STFU, no we don't. i am hispanic and i can tan just fine if i want but i DONT want to. i like being my NATURAL white color. too much sun is bad for you, dummies. there's a line between tanned and looking baked.
Posted at 10:48AM on Jul 23rd 2008 by hora
49. You bunch of dumbass inbred yuppies. Shut the **** up and go swallow a knife. You don't know anything of the world, of other countries or cultures, all you know is to mock others, while you idiots always forget that you originated from europeans before you mutated into your own life form, which is the lowest the media ever created.
I also know this comment is gonna be removed too because "Inappropriate or purely promotional comments may be removed." except for your degrading comments, which are totally acceptable. Just keep talking about your redneck drug-abusing Britney Spears and other "stars" of yours.
Cheers!
Posted at 9:42AM on Jul 24th 2008 by Fil
50. the reason he got so tanned up, it was told that he "admired" (not meant to be a gay comment) some fellow black football players, like Pepe or whatever.... guess he was trying to be black, now he got his wish... :P he is gorgeous already the way he is, i don't see why he needs to look like other football players. Two words though.... SKIN CANCER.... :p
Posted at 12:10AM on Jul 29th 2008 by samantha justine
51. COITADO DO CRISTIANO VOCÊS PEGAM MUITO NO PÉ DELE , ELE É GATINHO ,TÁ CERTO , TÁ UM POUCO ARTIFICIAL , EURO-OLEOSO!!!!! HILÁRIO . RONALDO IS HOT,HOT !!!!!! WITH OU WITHOUT OIL!!!!!! RSRSRSRS .
Posted at 3:49PM on Aug 10th 2008 by RENATA
