Cristiano Ronaldo, It's Official: "Euro Greasy"

Posted Jul 21st 2008 3:41PM by TMZ Staff

Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis has met his oily match in the uber-bronzed Portucheese soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo. Let's pray that those rosary beads don't leave a tan line.

Ding! You're done, dude.

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