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Cyn Carries the Big Bat in Chez Rod

Turns out that Cynthia Rodriguez might be the heaviest hitter in the Rod-House after all.

So say his pals, who tell Rush & Molloy that C is an emotionally abusive wife who was the real brainwasher, letting Alex see other women and forcing him to un-brown himself. In fact, C-Rod wouldn't even let A-Rod eat Spanish food and tried to whitewash his Dominican heritage.

All the headgames were finally too much for A-Rod, who has been asking for big D for a year.

Brit Walking, Talking, Recording


Britney Spears is closer to normal human function than she's been in years –- so much so that her hotshot lawyer is calling her progress "astonishing."

For one, she's "definitely" in the studio, pumping out a new record, says FOX News, and that it will be out by mid-December. It's being billed as a "follow-up" to the floppy "Blackout," with many of the same producers and writers ... but without the MTV VMAs meltdown and subsequent head-shaving.

Meanwhile, Brit was out and about last night at an autism event, and her hottie disso-queen lawyer Laura Wasser remarked that was doing very well.

Party Favors: Bette B Goode Goes Toe-to-Er-Toe for Air G Finals ... Lance – Dancing with the Married?


Who knew that air guitar could be such a hazard to one's health? We're told that Bette B Goode literally lost a toe at last weekend's Cuervo Black Air Guitar championship, but will be back for the finals August 8th, one piggy short. ... Lance Bass has gotten all hot 'n' heavy with a male trainer, but the workout guy's got a little secret – he's married to a woman, according to the New York Post.

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16. So, SH*Tney spears is making "astonishing" progress? What does that mean? She can feed herself normally (without the mounds of cheetos, KFC & mountain dew she used to power down & which made her fat as a trailer park hooker)? She can dress herself (finally remembering to wear underwear)? She can finally wipe her own rear? To me, that admission by her attorney is a statement of what a pathetic retard she really is.

Poor little millionaire SLUTney. Has to make "astonishing" progress to be able to function like a normal human being. What a moronic retard...

Posted at 1:10PM on Jul 21st 2008 by Get real

17. Hummmm? Emotional abuse. I guess that makes it o.k. for A-Rod to come between a husband and wife and have an affair with a married woman. ~ It's simple. It's SO Hollywood.

Posted at 1:47PM on Jul 21st 2008 by janet

18. A-Rod is a grown man and should be making his own decisions. Jocelyn Morse, Madonna and Cynthia are all not brown, He's an adult and should make healthy and prudent decisions on his own. I have no cause to believe he's not proud of his Dominican heritage.

Hell, he's acting like an entitled and cheating Caribbean dude right now.

Posted at 1:41PM on Jul 21st 2008 by Carolyn A-B

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