Happy Birthday Nick: Welcome to Big People Jail

46. Poor baby. I only hope he gets his ass beat or at least gang raped. He deserves so much more than he is getting. This whole family is sick and I wish Nick would be in the coma instead of a Marine who served his country and risked his life surviving Iraq but this teenage mooch ruined his life. I sincerely hope the whoile family burns in hell. Since when is an 80s wrestler and his skankalicious family interesting anyway?? I HOPE THIS IS YOUR LAST BIRTHDAY NICK!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE KILL YOURSELF!!!!!

Posted at 8:26PM on Jul 22nd 2008 by Allyson Carter

47. I see from the photo TMZ posted with this article, that Nick is practicing his 'O' face.

Posted at 8:22PM on Jul 22nd 2008 by gazoo

48. You'd think that after 3 pages of childish rape jokes, people would start to see they're not being original. It's like reading a post that only one person is posting on. It's not funny, not even as far as rape jokes go. They're just lame. While you guys are at it, where are all the booger and fart jokes?

Mental retardation is a disease ... seek help.

Posted at 8:25PM on Jul 22nd 2008 by Knock Knock

49. #7 ohcrap your comment is FUNNY.....HAHAHAHA

Posted at 2:09AM on Jul 23rd 2008 by mmhromeo

50. Awe poor Nick - So Happy Birthday - why don't you join the army like your friend Nick did and find out what it is like to be a REAL MAN you poor exuuse of a humdan being.

You and your family are DISGUSTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Get a real life or make that a REAL LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 8:32PM on Jul 22nd 2008 by Donna

51. Nick will be alright... it sounds like it's just a minimum security facility, if he's in with misdemeanors. He probably won't even join general population inmates. His sentence was very light anyway, i mean micheal vick was sentenced for 23 months for dog fighting. dog fighting is not as bad as paralyzing a human life. nick was very lucky to get the sentence he recieved. 3 months with the fellas is not enough time, he really needs to be in 20 months on top off what he already served.

Posted at 9:43PM on Jul 22nd 2008 by Joe Mama

52. I hope his new cellmate Bubba shows him why they call it the SLAMMER.

Posted at 8:37PM on Jul 22nd 2008 by Tom Slick

53. This kid's life is toast - but at least he has one. On his worst day in prison, it will be better than the day John is having in his hospital room. Welcome to adulthood Nick!

Posted at 8:39PM on Jul 22nd 2008 by Too Bad, So Sad...not

54. test

Posted at 8:43PM on Jul 22nd 2008 by Just A Fan

55. #10 a "crappy birthday present" OH YES IT IS LMAO.....

Posted at 8:45PM on Jul 22nd 2008 by HAVE A CRAPPY BDAY NICK!

56. Never a dull moment in that family.

Posted at 8:47PM on Jul 22nd 2008 by The Staff

57. LOL, poor baby Nick! He is a total loser! Also, is he wearing makeup? It looks like he is wearing blush and lipgloss....that will go over well in prison.

Posted at 8:52PM on Jul 22nd 2008 by maggie

58. Too bad he's not Nicole, Lindsay, Paris or Klohe!

Posted at 9:01PM on Jul 22nd 2008 by janet

59. i hope he gets prison sexed hard... what a dbag

Posted at 7:43PM on Aug 4th 2008 by bubbq

60. That is interesting. So they are housing people who have not yet been convicted with those who have been convicted? In several states that is illegal as those who have yet to be convicted are presumed innocent. Quite a few high priced lawsuits have been won by people found to be not guilty for being housed with those who are convicted.

Posted at 9:18PM on Jul 22nd 2008 by Chuck Paugh