Congressional Lunch Lady Cashes In

So the story we put up yesterday ... that Miss Doris, the cashier at the cafeteria in the Longworth House Office Building, is back at work! Seems the pressure was too much for the powers that be in D.C.

In a supremely draconian move, Doris was suspended without pay after her register came up 9 bucks short. One congressional staffer put it this way to TMZ: "It's like the return of Christ. Everyone is congratulating her -- hugs, tearful kisses, she's thanking one and all for their support."



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31. You can thank the republican controlled congress for the balanced budget under Newt Gingrich's watch bt the end of Clinton second term. Bush spent money like a drunken whore for the first six years with the help of the republican controlled congress. 9/11 didn't help. The democratic controlled congress of the past two years have done nothing to reduce spending. Both parties are out of controll.

Posted at 5:32PM on Jul 25th 2008 by Charles

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