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Dick: I'll Get Sober If You Pay Me!

Posted Jul 25th 2008 3:18PM by TMZ Staff

The stumbling abomination that is Andy Dick has finally checked himself into rehab, and all it took was ... well, who really has the time to go through all the stupid, drunk, drugged up s**t this guy has done recently?

Of course, it's not real rehab. Dick will battle his demons for your viewing pleasure on a future trainwreck reality show called "Sober Living". Sources close to Dick say the comedian in name only made the decision to check in after his drunken arrest at a chicken joint earlier this month.

TMZ has learned that Dick WILL get paid for his stint -- after all, he's got lawyers to pay.

Stay Tuned!

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16. That guy is soooooooooooooo frickin gross!!!!!!!!!!! YUCK!!!

Posted at 6:04PM on Jul 25th 2008 by Gayle

17. this creep's problem goes much deeper than drugs and booze.

i've always been convinced that he has a SERIOUS MENTAL ILLNESS.

Posted at 6:42PM on Jul 25th 2008 by the jig is up andy

18. Hey Andy.....make sure your affairs are in order.

Posted at 7:26PM on Jul 25th 2008 by you will od

19. omg..nobody cares! no talent,homely,little thug..would rather stick a fork in my eye than watch one minute of
anything he's ever in..

Posted at 7:54PM on Jul 25th 2008 by lizouttavegas

20. Andy - keep yer chin up, buddy. Don't let these diet-soda heads get you down. They actually think you are a real person. They don't know you were a roughly sketched cartoon from art school that was given life one night by a fairy godmother. You are brilliant - eveyone that knows you knows this. Relax, hang with family, and ready yourself for an artistic and cinematic triumph. Can't keep a good man down.... - "Ponce De Leon, Phallus of Florida"

Posted at 8:18PM on Jul 25th 2008 by Billy Boy

21. If the idiot wants to die, let him die.

One less mouth to feed and does anyone really care? I don't want him spreading his seed around anyway.

Posted at 8:55PM on Jul 25th 2008 by Flake

22. I wish him all the luck, because he's definitely gonna need it, but, I'm taking him in next years Dead Pool. That probably means he'll live a long time, because that's what happens when I pick somebody. Oh well...

Posted at 11:16PM on Jul 25th 2008 by FlamingoNut

23. so it was all a publicity stunt. now tmzers have to tune in to check out the outcome!

Posted at 1:30AM on Jul 26th 2008 by poisonberri

24. That's horrible news to the authentic patients willing and wanting to fight for sobriety. It's hard enough with out a total narcissistic nuisance tagging along for the money to buy more Xanax,Coke & Booze.

Good Luck!

Posted at 12:28PM on Jul 27th 2008 by Dr. What Thefuk

25. Never heard of him till TMZ, no lose

Posted at 7:53PM on Jul 27th 2008 by alan

26. his escapades have been on tv and web sites.If this is the kind of publicity he needs or wants then so be it. I, for one, will let naature take its course and beleive in the thinning of the herd.

Posted at 12:10AM on Jul 27th 2008 by samauri

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