Ethan Hawke Jock Blocks Papers

So we just got this video of Ethan Hawke, clearly wanting to show off his new baby, Clementine.

Why would he do this, you ask? Well, now that the kid is out in the open, the paps have just lost their incentive to follow him and cash in on an exclusive shot. And baby momma Ryan holds the baby and jokes the baby pics are now worthless.

Now Ethan Hawke is free to lead a life of peace with Chicken Hawke.



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1. ha

Posted at 3:09PM on Jul 25th 2008 by lasmoocha

2. poop.

Posted at 3:09PM on Jul 25th 2008 by lasmoocha

3. ok........................................

Posted at 3:10PM on Jul 25th 2008 by lasmoocha

4. no one is interested in this, TMZ

Posted at 3:11PM on Jul 25th 2008 by lasmoocha

5. YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! For ME!!

Posted at 3:11PM on Jul 25th 2008 by lasmoocha

6. I'm sorry... did that woman just climb out of a cab with the baby NOT strapped into a carseat?

Posted at 3:14PM on Jul 25th 2008 by Pewtershmidt

7. Wheww, Chicken Hawke seems to be a real prize...................good luck with that Ethan!

Posted at 3:38PM on Jul 25th 2008 by Dallas

8. Wasnt she the nanny of his kids? Does she not know how to carry a baby?????

Posted at 5:43PM on Jul 25th 2008 by Lisa

9. WHY DO THESE ACTORS GIVE STUPID NAMES TO THESE KIDS ----DID THEY NOT THINK HOW THE CHILD WILL FEEL WHEN THEY GROW UP------------------------------

THANKS MOM AND DAD

Posted at 6:40PM on Jul 25th 2008 by BB

10. Where's the car seat LOOSER??? Fugley couple

Posted at 7:33PM on Jul 25th 2008 by Rippa

11. Where the F is that baby's car seat??? What the hell is wrong with these people?

Posted at 7:36PM on Jul 25th 2008 by Are you kidding me?

12. Clementine? What kind of white trash name is that? You mean from the song, Clementine---oh my darling, oh my darling---rinse and repeat, gag....

That freaking Ethan, loser actor, hasnt done well since Training Day, than it went to his head...pulled a Robin Williams and bagged the nanny cleaning lady.

Teach that idiot how to support a new borns head and why arent you helping her out of the car or taking the child from her as she exits?

Hawke is a liar and a cheater...

Posted at 7:38PM on Jul 25th 2008 by idiot

13. Better to look at the baby than its homely, slutty mother. What was that man thinking?

Posted at 8:24PM on Jul 25th 2008 by Kay

14. Watch the video before commenting folks. The car seat is already in the car; just have to put the baby in it. They were trying to get away from the stalking paps--that is why they were in such a hurray.

Posted at 8:29PM on Jul 25th 2008 by Jen Fan

15. Thank goodness. Another celebrity who won't be pimping their baby pictures out. Thank you Ethan.

Posted at 10:36PM on Jul 25th 2008 by mmrr

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