Teen Stars Botox Ready

Remember when you were young and teenagers didn't look like pancaked, thirtysomething soccer moms?
Ali, Taylor and Miley
These ladies are not the next cast of "Real Housewives of Orange County." They're 14-year-old Ali Lohan, "Gossip Girl's" Taylor Momsen (who turns 15 today) and 15-year-old Miley Cyrus.

They don't even have their licenses and already look menopausal.

Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Baby Watch, Nurse!, Miley Cyrus

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1. reasons i don't let my 12 yr old wear make up yet

Posted at 11:56AM on Jul 26th 2008 by where\\\'s the rest?

2. Ali Lohan looks HORRENDOUS. I can't believe that's a 15 year old CHILD. Chip off some of the paint and relax!

Posted at 12:06PM on Jul 26th 2008 by niceshortspal

3. hey little girl,you want some candy?

Posted at 12:10PM on Jul 26th 2008 by perverted

4. A lot depends on if they are wearing stage make up or street make up. Ali Lohan looks ridiculous either way. The other two, not so much.

Posted at 12:10PM on Jul 26th 2008 by No way

5. If only these bimbos realized that their desire to act older than their years and engage in famewhoredom would have them looking completely wasted and run through by the time they reach their 20s………maybe they wouldn’t be so quick to jump headfirst into the Hollywood machine. They will be distant memories in a few years, replaced by the next set of dumb tw*ts.

Posted at 12:13PM on Jul 26th 2008 by Carlito

6. Slow day in the life of TMZ??? Like anyone cares..

Posted at 12:30PM on Jul 26th 2008 by zzzzzzzzzzzzz

7.
would love to try and
defy mathematics;

how many times can i go into
the whole numbers of 14 ?

Posted at 12:32PM on Jul 26th 2008 by benjamin tony atkins

8. the first two look ridiculous. way too much eye makeup., miley's doesnt look all that bad..its very natural. the way a 15 year old is supposed to wear makeup

Posted at 12:44PM on Jul 26th 2008 by Lindsey

9. I got into movies on a child's price ticket until I was almost 17 and got carded for booze when I was 38! My, how times change. I remember hating looking younger and so wanted to look sophisticated, but now, at 43, I thank God for those good genes! Why do kids want to grow up so fast? Being an adult ain't all that!

Posted at 12:46PM on Jul 26th 2008 by Jenn

10. Who would you rather ?? All 3 please.. send me to jail.

Posted at 12:47PM on Jul 26th 2008 by angry white dude

11. Who would you rather ??? All 3 please. Then send me to jail.

Posted at 12:49PM on Jul 26th 2008 by angry white dude

12. WHY IS MILEY CYRUS ALWAYS TRYING TO MAKE HER LIPS LOOK BIGGER?!

Posted at 1:02PM on Jul 26th 2008 by Kim

13. Where is Miranda Cosgrove? She is the most made up of all.

Posted at 1:03PM on Jul 26th 2008 by Kenn

14. Any bets on which one is .....

1.Posing in Playboy
2.Caught on a sex tape
3.A failure doing a reality show

My vote is Ali Lohan you look like your whore bag sister already have the I'm better than you attitude like your slutbag mother and you have Sarah Dogface Parkers witchy nose. So when do you dye your hair Blonde like the rest of the DUNCES???? At least the other 2 have some sort of talent and the Achy Brakey Daddy isn't going to let his cash cow daughter go like the Spears and Lohan whores.

Posted at 1:09PM on Jul 26th 2008 by GREG R

15. It's a little bit of a stretch to say they're looking 30-ish, but it goes without saying that they look a hell of a lot older than ANY girl their age should look... and we need look no further than their parents..... disgusting fame-whoring at it's best..... Very sad and pathetic, really. Over my dead body would my 14 year old even remotely resemble a streetwalker... and these three have got it down to an exact science!

Thanks Mom and Dad!

Posted at 1:13PM on Jul 26th 2008 by Carltonsux

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