Teen Stars Botox Ready

16. It's a little bit of a stretch to say they're looking 30-ish, but it goes without saying that they look a hell of a lot older than ANY girl their age should look... and we need look no further than their parents..... disgusting fame-whoring at it's best..... Very sad and pathetic, really. Over my dead body would my 14 year old even remotely resemble a streetwalker... and these three have got it down to an exact science!

Thanks Mom and Dad!

Posted at 1:13PM on Jul 26th 2008 by Carltonsux

17. All homely girls need to wear makeup.....

Posted at 1:21PM on Jul 26th 2008 by Bill Clinton

18. Man, what happened to Ali's nose? She used to be pretty, but within this past year, she must've got some BAD cosmetic surgery, cause she looks like a witch with that pointy long nose and invisible upper lip! She is sooo ugly. A really can't stand the Lohan's.

Don't know anything about the girl in the center.

Miley Cyrus - She is ugly to. Extra long forehead - like her mother and older sister. She's had extensive dental work, cause she had some REALLY crooked teeth, and they put all that shiny lipgloss on her to blind us, so we don't realize she is wearing dentures. But, she talks like a 60-year-old smoker, and she is just TOOOOO spastic. I can barely stand to watch her, but I do think she has decent sounding music - usually.

Posted at 1:33PM on Jul 26th 2008 by Hideous

19. always thought Ali Lohan skipped the 20's and went straight into the 30's

Posted at 1:35PM on Jul 26th 2008 by na

20. Miley Cyrus is not a pretty girl, in fact, somewhat awkward and geeky. Plus that voice and the diva attitude do not help to bring out the inner beauty either. She'll be the next Tiffnay or Debbie Gibson in 10 years.

Posted at 1:41PM on Jul 26th 2008 by na

21. Did you look at that mug on that LOHAN?
Money doesn't buy it all.....

Posted at 3:15PM on Jul 28th 2008 by you lookee like a man

22. It looks like Britney Spears may soon be replaced as the "Early Ripe, Early Rot" poster child.

Posted at 2:03PM on Jul 26th 2008 by Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be slut-whores

23. Ali Lohan looks like Kristin Davis' slightly younger sister there.

Posted at 2:11PM on Jul 26th 2008 by LTS

24. Ali Lohan obviously went to the same plastic surgeon as her mother and came out looking like the same crap bowl as her mother. As for the other two, they are actually in the Hollywood scene so I think it is reasonable for them to wear make up. But for Ali Lohan, she is just a wannabe and makes herself try to seem like she is famous, she does not need to be wearing that much make up and it doesn't even help her appearance.

Posted at 3:28PM on Jul 26th 2008 by asdf

25. What a blow to call them pre-menopausal! After all "pre" means before, thus premenopausal means BEFORE menopause. So can it be true that these teens are before menopause? That's crazy I tell you!! I could swear I went through menopause when I was 11.

Get it together TMZ.

Posted at 2:45PM on Jul 26th 2008 by ratched

26. Such a strange, unhealthy society. Any one of these women (girls) could get you arrested on NBC's Dateline with Chris Hansing! What's the most perverted about all this?

Posted at 2:46PM on Jul 26th 2008 by auramac

27. Ali Lohan looks like she could pass for a 41 year old instead. Miley looks the youngest here, I wouldn't believe that girl who plays Jenny from GG is 15.

Posted at 2:47PM on Jul 26th 2008 by annoymus

28. Ali Lohan is a very ugly looking girl and doesn't really have any talent, just a really pushy stage mother who is also a big attention whore herself.


Miley Cyrus dose have a very awkward looking face but at least she has a decent voice.

Posted at 3:16PM on Jul 26th 2008 by omlas

29. You would think that thier parents would be taking better care of what thier young daughters are getting themselves into. I would suggest the some state agency would step in and find out whats going on.

Posted at 8:14AM on Jul 29th 2008 by Joe

30. ratched, I think you're confusing menarche with menopause. I'd be surprised if any of them are pre-menarche since, as you say, most girls start menstruating in their early teens. I started pre-menopause at about 45. Sorry, if this is TMI for anyone else.

I agree that they all look their wearling to much makeup. The dark circles around the eyes and too heavily plucked eyebrows just don't suit a young girl. Taylor Mortheson looks okay other than that but Miley and Alli are both wearing too much blusher. They should wash their faces and start over. Even a young teen can wear makeup if she does it right but these three haven't.

Go Sox

Posted at 3:30PM on Jul 26th 2008 by Baseball Junkie