Remember when you were young and teenagers didn't look like pancaked, thirtysomething soccer moms?
These ladies are not the next cast of "Real Housewives of Orange County." They're 14-year-old Ali Lohan, "Gossip Girl's" Taylor Momsen (who turns 15 today) and 15-year-old Miley Cyrus.
They don't even have their licenses and already look menopausal.
Beauty7/26/2008 1:00 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
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Man, what happened to Ali's nose? She used to be pretty, but within this past year, she must've got some BAD cosmetic surgery, cause she looks like a witch with that pointy long nose and invisible upper lip! She is sooo ugly. A really can't stand the Lohan's.
Don't know anything about the girl in the center.
Miley Cyrus - She is ugly to. Extra long forehead - like her mother and older sister. She's had extensive dental work, cause she had some REALLY crooked teeth, and they put all that shiny lipgloss on her to blind us, so we don't realize she is wearing dentures. But, she talks like a 60-year-old smoker, and she is just TOOOOO spastic. I can barely stand to watch her, but I do think she has decent sounding music - usually.
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always thought Ali Lohan skipped the 20's and went straight into the 30's
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Miley Cyrus is not a pretty girl, in fact, somewhat awkward and geeky. Plus that voice and the diva attitude do not help to bring out the inner beauty either. She'll be the next Tiffnay or Debbie Gibson in 10 years.
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Did you look at that mug on that LOHAN?
Money doesn't buy it all.....
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Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be slut-whores:
It looks like Britney Spears may soon be replaced as the "Early Ripe, Early Rot" poster child.
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Ali Lohan looks like Kristin Davis' slightly younger sister there.
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Ali Lohan obviously went to the same plastic surgeon as her mother and came out looking like the same crap bowl as her mother. As for the other two, they are actually in the Hollywood scene so I think it is reasonable for them to wear make up. But for Ali Lohan, she is just a wannabe and makes herself try to seem like she is famous, she does not need to be wearing that much make up and it doesn't even help her appearance.
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What a blow to call them pre-menopausal! After all "pre" means before, thus premenopausal means BEFORE menopause. So can it be true that these teens are before menopause? That's crazy I tell you!! I could swear I went through menopause when I was 11.
Get it together TMZ.
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Such a strange, unhealthy society. Any one of these women (girls) could get you arrested on NBC's Dateline with Chris Hansing! What's the most perverted about all this?
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Ali Lohan is a very ugly looking girl and doesn't really have any talent, just a really pushy stage mother who is also a big attention whore herself.
Miley Cyrus dose have a very awkward looking face but at least she has a decent voice.
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You would think that thier parents would be taking better care of what thier young daughters are getting themselves into. I would suggest the some state agency would step in and find out whats going on.
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ratched, I think you're confusing menarche with menopause. I'd be surprised if any of them are pre-menarche since, as you say, most girls start menstruating in their early teens. I started pre-menopause at about 45. Sorry, if this is TMI for anyone else.
I agree that they all look their wearling to much makeup. The dark circles around the eyes and too heavily plucked eyebrows just don't suit a young girl. Taylor Mortheson looks okay other than that but Miley and Alli are both wearing too much blusher. They should wash their faces and start over. Even a young teen can wear makeup if she does it right but these three haven't.
Go Sox
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I like how Hideous acts like she personally knows the Lohans and Miley.
and Jenn-conceited much?
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Ali Lohan is hideously unattractive without her awful, spoiled attitude. The attitude makes her absolutely repellent as it shows she has not a single redeeming quality.
Please let this family's time in the limelight be OVER ALREADY.
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asdf, how does ali lohan try to make herself look famous? you apparently know who she is and so does most of America so I dont think she needs to try too hard dummy
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