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Teen Stars Botox Ready

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Ali, Taylor and Miley
These ladies are not the next cast of "Real Housewives of Orange County." They're 14-year-old Ali Lohan, "Gossip Girl's" Taylor Momsen (who turns 15 today) and 15-year-old Miley Cyrus.

They don't even have their licenses and already look menopausal.

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31. I like how Hideous acts like she personally knows the Lohans and Miley.
and Jenn-conceited much?

Posted at 4:05PM on Jul 26th 2008 by (amber dawn)

32. Ali Lohan is hideously unattractive without her awful, spoiled attitude. The attitude makes her absolutely repellent as it shows she has not a single redeeming quality.

Please let this family's time in the limelight be OVER ALREADY.

Posted at 7:48PM on Jul 26th 2008 by lilu

33. asdf, how does ali lohan try to make herself look famous? you apparently know who she is and so does most of America so I dont think she needs to try too hard dummy

Posted at 4:04PM on Jul 26th 2008 by (amber dawn)

34. sure, yes, sure

Posted at 4:13PM on Jul 26th 2008 by matt

35. Taylor Momsem is the only one with real talent out of the three. Gossip Girl isn't some cheesy comedy on the disney channel where only tweens can enjoy the show, it requires atleast a bit of acting talent being it they dill with some what serious topics.

Miley Cyrus sounds (and looks) like a drunken hillbilly when she sings (don't try and argue that) and is completly over exposed and pretentious for her age while Ali Lohan has a good singing voice but is leaching off of her sisters fame and that's not very cool.

As far as the makeup goes, teens can wear it but don't make it clownish like Ali has it. Taylor's makeup makes her look way to grown-up but she did a good job if she was in her 20's. Miley's is natural which is how a teen should wear it but she's trying to make her lips bigger than they are which just makes you look stupid to be honest.

Posted at 4:28PM on Jul 26th 2008 by what?

36. With teenagers looking like this, how can you blame any guy over 18 for trying to put a notch on his headboard. You get out of life what you put into it, so then don't complain when you have the pleasure of dealing with a stalker or worse. The parents love the money more than they love their kids.

Posted at 4:43PM on Jul 26th 2008 by Tired of it all

37. Ali Lohan also has that super annoying scratchy smoker's voice already.

Posted at 5:13PM on Jul 26th 2008 by Ana

38. Even with that embarrassing amount of makeup, Ali Lohan is not gonna be the moneymaker that her mother is desperate for. Makeup won't cover the plain features and boring robot personality. Ali, I'm sorry but just go back to being a kid. Lindsay got all the looks and talent! Evidently, Dina didn't get the memo.

Posted at 5:02PM on Jul 26th 2008 by layla

39. "I could swear I went through menopause when I was 11."

roflmao!

TMZ, next time use the term "peri-menopause" to avoid confusion from dolts like ratched who obviously have no clue about their own bodily functions.

Posted at 5:07PM on Jul 26th 2008 by Please don't breed unless your IQ is larger than your bra size

40. Ali Lohan at fourteen looks twenty-eight years old, I think Dina being who she is has aged
her. I am also sure being bullied at school, watching Lindsay fall apart in Hollywood and
Dina's reality show has contributed for her quickened aging.

Miley and Taylor also look old for their age, in retrospect the ninth graders in my '98
high school yearbook "mostly fourteen and fifteen" look younger.

This makes me think, if I had a young daughter around their age I'd probably have to worry
about some twenty-five year old guy hitting on my fourteen or fifteen year old, yikes! how
times and maturity have changed.

Posted at 5:07PM on Jul 26th 2008 by BOEING 787

41. Miley Cyrus and Taylor Momsen don't really look that bad. Every teenage girls experiments with makeup, a lot of them with disaterous results. These 2 just happen to be in the public eye, they are still teenage girls and hopefully most older people can relate (just look at your old yearbook guys). HOWEVER, Ali Lohan is an unfortunate looking girl. It's a shame she has that reality show, she really has no talent. Is makes it painfully apparent that the only reason for the show is the family name. As for Dina Lohan, she makes me physically ill, what a piece of work.

Posted at 5:14PM on Jul 26th 2008 by Karen

42. sorry but ali is not talented. heard her sing, belch

Posted at 5:56PM on Jul 26th 2008 by goldie locks

43. Please don't breed unless your IQ is larger than your bra size, I know better and I still made the same stupid mistake as TMZ.

Go Sox

Posted at 5:58PM on Jul 26th 2008 by Baseball Junkie

44. Apparently sarcasm doesn't work so well with the written word. I was QUITE sarcastic in my post. I know very well the difference between menarche and menopause.

Posted at 6:20PM on Jul 26th 2008 by ratched

45. ratched, No, sarcasm doesn't work very well here. Too many idiots who don't know what they're talking about to tell sarcasm from stupidity.

Go Sox

Posted at 6:41PM on Jul 26th 2008 by Baseball Junkie

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