Remember when you were young and teenagers didn't look like pancaked, thirtysomething soccer moms?
These ladies are not the next cast of "Real Housewives of Orange County." They're 14-year-old Ali Lohan, "Gossip Girl's" Taylor Momsen (who turns 15 today) and 15-year-old Miley Cyrus.
They don't even have their licenses and already look menopausal.
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(Page 3 of 8) Previous 15 Comments | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | Most Recent | Next 15 CommentsWith teenagers looking like this, how can you blame any guy over 18 for trying to put a notch on his headboard. You get out of life what you put into it, so then don't complain when you have the pleasure of dealing with a stalker or worse. The parents love the money more than they love their kids.
Ali Lohan also has that super annoying scratchy smoker's voice already.
Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be slut-whores:
"I could swear I went through menopause when I was 11."
roflmao!
TMZ, next time use the term "peri-menopause" to avoid confusion from dolts like ratched who obviously have no clue about their own bodily functions.
Ali Lohan at fourteen looks twenty-eight years old, I think Dina being who she is has aged
her. I am also sure being bullied at school, watching Lindsay fall apart in Hollywood and
Dina's reality show has contributed for her quickened aging.
Miley and Taylor also look old for their age, in retrospect the ninth graders in my '98
high school yearbook "mostly fourteen and fifteen" look younger.
This makes me think, if I had a young daughter around their age I'd probably have to worry
about some twenty-five year old guy hitting on my fourteen or fifteen year old, yikes! how
times and maturity have changed.
Miley Cyrus and Taylor Momsen don't really look that bad. Every teenage girls experiments with makeup, a lot of them with disaterous results. These 2 just happen to be in the public eye, they are still teenage girls and hopefully most older people can relate (just look at your old yearbook guys). HOWEVER, Ali Lohan is an unfortunate looking girl. It's a shame she has that reality show, she really has no talent. Is makes it painfully apparent that the only reason for the show is the family name. As for Dina Lohan, she makes me physically ill, what a piece of work.
Please don't breed unless your IQ is larger than your bra size, I know better and I still made the same stupid mistake as TMZ.
Go Sox
Apparently sarcasm doesn't work so well with the written word. I was QUITE sarcastic in my post. I know very well the difference between menarche and menopause.
ratched, No, sarcasm doesn't work very well here. Too many idiots who don't know what they're talking about to tell sarcasm from stupidity.
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These young girls just look old. I feel sorry for them because by the time they are 20, they are going to look 40. Makeup clogs your face with chemicals, which is just bound to age you.
I have never worn makeup, and I never will, but my face looks young, and fresh, even at an older age. My friends, however, who wear makeup allday, everyday, look like my grandmother. Their faces are wrinkled, and dry, no matter how much expensive cream they put on.And,whats even sadder is that they now feel they have to wear makeup to hide the wrinkles, and the way they have aged.
I haven't had any girls, but if I did, they would not ever believe that to be beautiful, they must color their natural beauty with unnatural, chemical colors.
Fifteen yr olds deserve to look like fifteen yr olds, even if they do have a profession in the arts.
Beauty isn't in the eye of the beholder, its in the belief of yourself.
If you are screwin two of these girls at the same time, would that get you around the min. age requirement?
they dress and *poorly act* older and find themselves between a rock and a hard place - then blame *adults* for their behavior - case in point - Miley's photo - op for Vanity Fair - in a sheet. WHERE THE HECK WERE HER PARENTS? Oh, yeah - THEY WERE THERE!!!!! I just want to rub all their faces with sh*t!
i foresee jail, rehab, scandal - in their future. and they'll blame anyone else but themselves!
Dr. Cornelia J. Dogbarker PhD:
I would enjoy screwing each of them, as they are all young whores.

















