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Ali, Taylor and Miley
These ladies are not the next cast of "Real Housewives of Orange County." They're 14-year-old Ali Lohan, "Gossip Girl's" Taylor Momsen (who turns 15 today) and 15-year-old Miley Cyrus.

They don't even have their licenses and already look menopausal.

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46. These young girls just look old. I feel sorry for them because by the time they are 20, they are going to look 40. Makeup clogs your face with chemicals, which is just bound to age you.

I have never worn makeup, and I never will, but my face looks young, and fresh, even at an older age. My friends, however, who wear makeup allday, everyday, look like my grandmother. Their faces are wrinkled, and dry, no matter how much expensive cream they put on.And,whats even sadder is that they now feel they have to wear makeup to hide the wrinkles, and the way they have aged.

I haven't had any girls, but if I did, they would not ever believe that to be beautiful, they must color their natural beauty with unnatural, chemical colors.
Fifteen yr olds deserve to look like fifteen yr olds, even if they do have a profession in the arts.
Beauty isn't in the eye of the beholder, its in the belief of yourself.

Posted at 6:42PM on Jul 26th 2008 by Adrianna

47. #11
You got some issues buddy....

Posted at 6:58PM on Jul 26th 2008 by mmmmmeee

48. If you are screwin two of these girls at the same time, would that get you around the min. age requirement?

Posted at 7:39PM on Jul 26th 2008 by Sentence structure matters

49. they dress and *poorly act* older and find themselves between a rock and a hard place - then blame *adults* for their behavior - case in point - Miley's photo - op for Vanity Fair - in a sheet. WHERE THE HECK WERE HER PARENTS? Oh, yeah - THEY WERE THERE!!!!! I just want to rub all their faces with sh*t!


i foresee jail, rehab, scandal - in their future. and they'll blame anyone else but themselves!

Posted at 8:12PM on Jul 26th 2008 by insane

50. Ali looks like a 38 year old realtor.

Posted at 8:16PM on Jul 26th 2008 by Phil

51. I would enjoy screwing each of them, as they are all young whores.

Posted at 8:31PM on Jul 26th 2008 by Dr. Cornelia J. Dogbarker, PhD

52. Grow tf up and stop picking on children, you morons!

Posted at 8:46PM on Jul 26th 2008 by bug

53. Adrianna, I agree with you up to a point. I knew girls in high school who wore thick layers of makeup who have aged 50 years in the last 30 whereas people think I'm as much as 15 years younger than my real age. The trick is high quality skin care and high quality makeup, heavy on the skin care and easy on the makeup. But you can't get the quality you need in the drugstore and you have to shop around to make sure its the right one for you. I had a friend who tried the brand I use and she got a horrible reaction to it. Not permanent but scary at the time. But if you want to see what Miley and Ali are going to look like in their 50s just look at the picture of Madonna.

Go Sox

Posted at 9:02PM on Jul 26th 2008 by Baseball Junkie

54. they are whores
they are sluts
they like to be f*cked in the butt...

they are sinners
they aren't saints
they like the golden rain.....

Posted at 10:31PM on Jul 26th 2008 by insane

55. they are wh*res
they are sl*ts
they like to be f*cked in the butt...

they are sinners
they aren't saints
they like the golden rain.....

Posted at 9:04PM on Jul 26th 2008 by insane

56. The middle one looks like a whore already, Where is her Mom & her manager for Gods sake? Ali Lohan has grown up way to fast...but what do u expect with Dina and Lindsay as role models. Miley Cyrus is a case of to much to soon, her parents should have stepped in a while back. They could all pass for 25-30. Easy. With Britney in the news so much their parents should know better...they are playin' with fire.

Posted at 9:19PM on Jul 26th 2008 by Alexandra McDonald

57. "43. Apparently sarcasm doesn't work so well with the written word. I was QUITE sarcastic in my post. I know very well the difference between menarche and menopause."

Nice try but ummmmmm no.

Try googling "premenopause." It's the same thing as peri-menopause and it does not happen to 11 year olds.

You can NOT be PREmenopausal UNLESS you have SPECIFIC SYMPTOMS of PREmenopause.

"Peri-menopause" is the more common and proper term and the one I use because most dolts don't have a clue what "peri" means so they are more likely to look it up and learn something new instead of ASSuming and lapsing into bad attempts at sarcasm.

If you don't believe me, and you don't believe the sources you find on Google, ask the OB/GYN at the Free Clinic next time you go in for your taxpayer subsidized pap smear and renewal of your Valtrex prescription. (You're welcome for both, by the way.)

Posted at 9:29PM on Jul 26th 2008 by Please don't breed unless your IQ is larger than your bra size

58. Disney sluts all of them. This is what happens when parents dont parent their child and are afraid to tell them NO. Thier cihld will grow up to be a slut wandering the street looking for chinos just like Britney. When will this world realize that its the parents fault for letting your child think "they are grown up" it sets a bad example for all young girls who idolize these idiots.

Posted at 9:32PM on Jul 26th 2008 by VtFarmboy

59. Some symptoms of PREmenopause include the following:

• Unexplained weight gain
• Headaches
• Mood swings
• Lower sex drive
• Depression
• Irritability
• Inability to handle stress
• Fibrocystic breasts
• Uterine fibroids
• Endometriosis
• Low metabolism
• Instable blood sugar
• Water retention
• Hot flashes
• Vaginal dryness
• Irregular periods
• Pain in the joints or stiffness

FYI: for (w)retched and the other dolts, if your 11 year old has hot flashes, fibroids or endometriosis, IT'S TIME TO SEEK MEDICAL ATTENTION, STAT!

Posted at 9:37PM on Jul 26th 2008 by Please don't breed unless your IQ is larger than your bra size

60. Together, they have swallowed more protein than the entire Sorority House at Vivid Entertainment. "Young girls...get out of my mind."

Posted at 10:08PM on Jul 26th 2008 by Roger C.

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