Remember when you were young and teenagers didn't look like pancaked, thirtysomething soccer moms?
These ladies are not the next cast of "Real Housewives of Orange County." They're 14-year-old Ali Lohan, "Gossip Girl's" Taylor Momsen (who turns 15 today) and 15-year-old Miley Cyrus.
They don't even have their licenses and already look menopausal.
Beauty7/26/2008 1:00 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
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How could Ali be related to LHoe.. She is BUTT UGLY... No matter how much makeup you slather on her.. YUCK..
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I am 17 now and I used to wear a lot of make up when I was 15 and 16. It wasn't Ali Lohan status, but it was still a lot. After awhile I got sick of wearing all of that make up. Now I hardly wear any. I'm sure they're just going through a phase where they're experimenting with a bunch of make up.
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Well look at these three wee ones -
HO, HO, HO.
Guess Xmas cane early.
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It shows that the parents today have no authority and that they are just interessed on making money with their babies...
Dirty
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Sorry, blue. Quick context. Early in the comments "ratched" used the word 'pre-menopause' where pre-pubescent and menarche would have been more appropriate. "Please don't breed unless your IQ is larger than your bra size" and I jumped on her for it. "Ratched" then came back and said her comments had been intended as sarcasm but nobody had understood that. I agreed that sarcasm is hard to express on a message board but "Please don't breed unless your IQ is larger than your bra size" didn't seem to agree and continued to insult "ratched" for her lack of knowledge. That's where my last comment came in.
Guess that wasn't so quick after all. Also in the last comment, I wanted "Please don't breed unless your IQ is larger than your bra size" to understand that I wasn't trying to insult her either when I told her she should take a chill pill because it has been said to me and I was glad later for the advice. There's no pointy in getting too worked up about all of this.
Go Sox
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No prob Baseball Junkie. I was just wondering. Off to bed I go. Night all!
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Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be slut-whores:
"She may actually have meant to be sarcastic and it just didn't come out that way."
Please read her posts again. Then read mine. Then google "PREmenopause" and THEN read her posts once again. Hopefully, after all that, it should finally be clear to you that she doesn't have a clue about premenopause or peri-menopause or anything even indirectly related to menopause.
You jumped on the (w)retched bandwagon and accused TMZ of being ignorant before you bothered to google the facts. There's really no point in trying to pretend otherwise.
Ignorance and sarcasm are two different things.
Sarcasm is the bastion of the intelligent.
She should have shut up while she was (barely) ahead. So should you.
Capiche?
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Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be slut-whores:
You are right. I am not very bright and I felt sorry for "ratched" because there a lot of things that I don't understand or grasp at first glance but still post about anyway and I apologize for being so stupid. I am trying to change my ways. Please forgive me.
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GREG R... WHOA!! RE LAX !!
these girls look over done..but the ali lohan girl just looks like an over cooked baked potatoe cos of the makeup shiiih on her, but then again her mother is such a media whore and will do anything for publicity so, pimping her children one more time isnt something she regrets..this woman gave up her own show business ambitions and is living lohan thru her daughters ... they never had a chance.... as for the other 2, dont know about the gossip girl, but the mily cyrus has parents who are never going to let their kid go astray.. no money in it..
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Shame to put so much makeup on such young face. They're covering all the beauty of their youth, and their skin will suffer the consequences while they're only in their 20s. I'm 28 and I could pass as younger than Ali and Taylor.
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Hi my name is baseball junkie and I'm a DUNCE who thinks I know what I'm talking about. So guys what is the topic I can't make sense about this time???? Oh I'm such a silly goose in Ru Paul spandex. Well these 3 look like girls is that right??? And they uh wear makeup and???? oh I have to think this hurts so much um and they have long hair and um. Oh well that was a good reply was'nt it boys. And God is Manny Ramirez so hot or what ???? I love my SOCKS so much that Bernie Carbo is the best. Well ta ta my boys I'll be making a fool of myself shortly. By the way isn't it the best when it's the third period and the field goal kicker comes in to pitch to the tennis player who wants to win by a putt. Oh God I'm so smart at this.
GO SOCKS
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