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Remember when you were young and teenagers didn't look like pancaked, thirtysomething soccer moms?
Ali, Taylor and Miley
These ladies are not the next cast of "Real Housewives of Orange County." They're 14-year-old Ali Lohan, "Gossip Girl's" Taylor Momsen (who turns 15 today) and 15-year-old Miley Cyrus.

They don't even have their licenses and already look menopausal.

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61. mmmmmmmm that Taylor Momsen is such a cutie. i bet she's nice and tight too.

Posted at 1:09PM on Jul 27th 2008 by matt

62. ...and make no mistake: having sex with one these "premenstruals" would rate as "statutory rape". Man, do I love your crazed country...

Posted at 10:20PM on Jul 26th 2008 by jean bart

63. I've read all of these posts but no one has mentioned that these girls are most likely groomed by a cadre of professional makeup artists and hair stylists. If they look thirty--you can also blame their "people" not just their "folks." Their agents probably won't even let them go out to visit the local mall without all the pancake makeup on their fifteen year old faces.

Posted at 10:46PM on Jul 26th 2008 by Pro-make-up artists to blame here...

64. I guess the pedophiles are out tonight.

Posted at 10:47PM on Jul 26th 2008 by blue

65. P.S> It is laugh out loud funny to read some of your comments though... (I don't like texting acronyms). God bless America! So many lunatics packed into one nation under...

Posted at 10:53PM on Jul 26th 2008 by Pro-make-up artists to blame here...

66. ali lohan looks older than her sister lindsay.. with all the drugs and booze she gone thru with or without make-up lindsay still looks younger than her. hmm..

Posted at 9:20AM on Jul 27th 2008 by hmm..

67.
we can assure ourselves with certainty,

that NONE of the 3 are still virgins.........

Posted at 11:12PM on Jul 26th 2008 by benjamin tony atkins

68. Yes the comments are indeed entertaining. Enough so that I cover my mouth. Sh&ts and giggles all night.

Posted at 11:18PM on Jul 26th 2008 by blue

69. Please don't breed...; Give her the benefit of the doubt. She may actually have meant to be sarcastic and it just didn't come out that way. If I may make a suggestion, you should try to chill out a little. I know what it's like to be the one arguing as many of my previous posts would show but you'll have to take my word for it since it's just about impossible to find old comments. Maybe some other readers recognize my screen name and can verify my bad habit of going overboard when I think the other people on the blog are idiots.

Go Sox

Posted at 11:24PM on Jul 26th 2008 by Baseball Junkie

70. Ali is Fugly.... No matter how much makeup

Posted at 12:30PM on Jul 27th 2008 by Jen

71. How could Ali be related to LHoe.. She is BUTT UGLY... No matter how much makeup you slather on her.. YUCK..

Posted at 12:28PM on Jul 27th 2008 by Jen

72. I am 17 now and I used to wear a lot of make up when I was 15 and 16. It wasn't Ali Lohan status, but it was still a lot. After awhile I got sick of wearing all of that make up. Now I hardly wear any. I'm sure they're just going through a phase where they're experimenting with a bunch of make up.

Posted at 11:58PM on Jul 26th 2008 by brittanybrittany

73. umm... Baseball Junkie who are you talking to?

Posted at 11:38PM on Jul 26th 2008 by blue

74. I love these three.

Posted at 11:50PM on Jul 26th 2008 by cob

75. Well look at these three wee ones -

HO, HO, HO.

Guess Xmas cane early.

Posted at 11:56PM on Jul 26th 2008 by Mr. S. Clause

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