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Ali, Taylor and Miley
These ladies are not the next cast of "Real Housewives of Orange County." They're 14-year-old Ali Lohan, "Gossip Girl's" Taylor Momsen (who turns 15 today) and 15-year-old Miley Cyrus.

They don't even have their licenses and already look menopausal.

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76. It shows that the parents today have no authority and that they are just interessed on making money with their babies...
Dirty

Posted at 3:04PM on Jul 27th 2008 by Cris

77. I think the middle one looks good. The rest..... not so much They look old and used up. Yikes.

Posted at 12:34AM on Jul 27th 2008 by Ada

78. Sorry, blue. Quick context. Early in the comments "ratched" used the word 'pre-menopause' where pre-pubescent and menarche would have been more appropriate. "Please don't breed unless your IQ is larger than your bra size" and I jumped on her for it. "Ratched" then came back and said her comments had been intended as sarcasm but nobody had understood that. I agreed that sarcasm is hard to express on a message board but "Please don't breed unless your IQ is larger than your bra size" didn't seem to agree and continued to insult "ratched" for her lack of knowledge. That's where my last comment came in.
Guess that wasn't so quick after all. Also in the last comment, I wanted "Please don't breed unless your IQ is larger than your bra size" to understand that I wasn't trying to insult her either when I told her she should take a chill pill because it has been said to me and I was glad later for the advice. There's no pointy in getting too worked up about all of this.

Go Sox

Posted at 12:49AM on Jul 27th 2008 by Baseball Junkie

79. No prob Baseball Junkie. Just curious. Off to bed I go. Night all.

Posted at 1:04AM on Jul 27th 2008 by blue

80. No prob Baseball Junkie. I was just wondering. Off to bed I go. Night all!

Posted at 1:10AM on Jul 27th 2008 by blue

81. The 14 year old looks like Winona Ryder. Very striking.

Posted at 2:19AM on Jul 27th 2008 by snarkalicious

82. "She may actually have meant to be sarcastic and it just didn't come out that way."

Please read her posts again. Then read mine. Then google "PREmenopause" and THEN read her posts once again. Hopefully, after all that, it should finally be clear to you that she doesn't have a clue about premenopause or peri-menopause or anything even indirectly related to menopause.

You jumped on the (w)retched bandwagon and accused TMZ of being ignorant before you bothered to google the facts. There's really no point in trying to pretend otherwise.

Ignorance and sarcasm are two different things.

Sarcasm is the bastion of the intelligent.

She should have shut up while she was (barely) ahead. So should you.

Capiche?

Posted at 3:02AM on Jul 27th 2008 by Please don't breed unless your IQ is larger than your bra size

83. You are right. I am not very bright and I felt sorry for "ratched" because there a lot of things that I don't understand or grasp at first glance but still post about anyway and I apologize for being so stupid. I am trying to change my ways. Please forgive me.

Posted at 3:58AM on Jul 27th 2008 by Baseball Junkie

84. Ali Lohan can't help it--she just has a really old face. She used to look in her 50s, but now she just looks like Kristin Davis' haggard, hard-living OLDER sister. It's sad, really. Maybe she has that premature aging disease?

Posted at 5:29AM on Jul 27th 2008 by THE TRUTH

85. GREG R... WHOA!! RE LAX !!

these girls look over done..but the ali lohan girl just looks like an over cooked baked potatoe cos of the makeup shiiih on her, but then again her mother is such a media whore and will do anything for publicity so, pimping her children one more time isnt something she regrets..this woman gave up her own show business ambitions and is living lohan thru her daughters ... they never had a chance.... as for the other 2, dont know about the gossip girl, but the mily cyrus has parents who are never going to let their kid go astray.. no money in it..

Posted at 6:36AM on Jul 27th 2008 by noyankhere

86. All three look like clowns.

Posted at 8:52AM on Jul 27th 2008 by jc

87. Shame to put so much makeup on such young face. They're covering all the beauty of their youth, and their skin will suffer the consequences while they're only in their 20s. I'm 28 and I could pass as younger than Ali and Taylor.

Posted at 10:13AM on Jul 27th 2008 by C

88. Hi my name is baseball junkie and I'm a DUNCE who thinks I know what I'm talking about. So guys what is the topic I can't make sense about this time???? Oh I'm such a silly goose in Ru Paul spandex. Well these 3 look like girls is that right??? And they uh wear makeup and???? oh I have to think this hurts so much um and they have long hair and um. Oh well that was a good reply was'nt it boys. And God is Manny Ramirez so hot or what ???? I love my SOCKS so much that Bernie Carbo is the best. Well ta ta my boys I'll be making a fool of myself shortly. By the way isn't it the best when it's the third period and the field goal kicker comes in to pitch to the tennis player who wants to win by a putt. Oh God I'm so smart at this.

GO SOCKS

Posted at 10:58AM on Jul 27th 2008 by BASEBALL JUNKIE

89. These girls look ready for anything!!

Posted at 12:23PM on Jul 27th 2008 by Justme

90. All of you who say that the one in the center is from disney are the most idiotic people. She's from Gossip Girl and when she was younger she was in the movie Cat in the Hat, so she at least has the acting thing down more than the other 2 girls. Just because girls wear makeup doesn't make them into a whore. These girls are invited to premieres and award shows, of course they are going to wear makeup, who isn't?? But i will have to agree Ali wears too much and always looks dirty and Miley just looks like a horse and is incredibly overexposed already.

Posted at 12:55PM on Jul 27th 2008 by nia

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