Madonna's Latest Incarnation: Old Lady

With a face only A-Rod could love -- Madonna stepped out of a Kabbalah Center in NYC looking borderline human.

Madge's sunken face looks more geriatric than diva!



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76. OMG SICK SICK SICK She is getting old but still could maintain herself. Talk about high maintenance fixer upper. Looks like she just ran out of the house without washing her face, hair or anywhere else. Go get some A-Rod

Posted at 10:23PM on Jul 26th 2008 by Mazeman21

77. That is not Madonna. That is a man. I'm not buying it.

Posted at 10:26PM on Jul 26th 2008 by Whatever

78. She looks like how the Olsen twins will look at that age

Posted at 10:28PM on Jul 26th 2008 by Bob Booie

79. She's always been a nasty fugly whore. Why is anyone surprised?

Posted at 10:48PM on Jul 26th 2008 by sasha

80. She looks like 40 miles of bad road!!!!!!!

Posted at 10:59PM on Jul 26th 2008 by Pepper

81. she just had a facelift? umm...it's still on the floor.

Posted at 11:08PM on Jul 26th 2008 by Tea Cup

82. Sobrique, there is a major difference between Kabalah and witchcraft. Kabalah is a mystical interpretation of the Jewish holy books. Witchcraft is a religion which worships the natural world and all the forms of life that inhabit it. I should know. I am a witch. And before you try to tell me that it isn't a religion, you'll have to argue with the federal government in the form of the Veteran's Administration. And I suggest you consider what a slap in the face your comment is to the men and women who fought and died to protect your freedom.

Go Sox

Posted at 11:13PM on Jul 26th 2008 by Baseball Junkie

83. Holy crap, that arm is ridiculous looking.

Posted at 11:17PM on Jul 26th 2008 by brazen weep

84. That isn't Madonna

Posted at 11:18PM on Jul 26th 2008 by Robin

85. Why are people refusing to believe that this IS WHAT MADONNA REALLY LOOKS LIKE??????

Her brother (yes, the one that wrote the book), was recently asked in an interview (Good Morning America, I believe), if he "recognized the Madonna of today" (I'm sure the interviewer was speaking in a "figurative" sense), and Christopher replied: "Not since she had a FACELIFT" (GOTTA LOVE HIS WITTY AND NO DOUBT TRUTHFUL ANSWER!) If there was any chance in hell Madonna would have forgiven him for his book, I bet that fact that he DIVULGED to AMERICA that she had a facelift, sabotaged ANY chance of a reconciliation!!!!!!!!
So there! Why is everyone surprised?! She's obviously had "cheek" implants, botox (no lines on her forehead), and something done around the area of her mouth (this picture makes it appear that she has no teeth!)

Poor Madonna - after being inducted into the Hall of Shame (I , mean FAME), in March 2008, she should have just "hung it up" (no pun intended).

P.S. Aside from her face looking evey day of it's almost 50 years old (and then some), her body looks more than just not having any fat on it, her body is actually looking anorexic (if that's possible, with all the working out she supposedly does).

Madge: Give yourself (and America) a break - so you are in the music history books - now go knit a blanket or sumpin'!

Posted at 11:22PM on Jul 26th 2008 by NOT aging well!

86. 79. ............Oh, shut-up. You're just as bad with pompous prosletyzing as born-again hypocrites.



Go Hornets

Posted at 11:19PM on Jul 26th 2008 by snarkalicious

87. Wow - now we know that even with tons of plastic surgery, the "stars" still look like monsters underneath the layers of makeup they wear!!

Posted at 11:32PM on Jul 26th 2008 by angel hair

88. Does anyone know that arm is also messhed with the other guys arm? Hello?????

Posted at 11:22PM on Jul 26th 2008 by Kelli

89. Once again, my assertion that women of a certain age who diet to the extreme in a race to outrun the ravages of time, end up looking many many years older than they really. A youthful face has a nice padding of fat that rounds out the features and softens the harshness of bone and muscle. As you age, you lose that fat padding and the bones become jarringly obvious. Older women, if they want to look facially youthful, should back off the dieting a bit and allow a bit of plumpness to the cheeks, which also smooths out wrinkles and other facial lines as well. I think most people would agree that an older woman with a slightly higher body fat index is much more attractive overall than the stick and bones skeletor look. Who cares if you have a nice flat stomach if your face look like a Halloween prop?

Posted at 11:27PM on Jul 26th 2008 by gazoo

90. TO ALL:
If anyone knows, please help me understand!
I don't know a lick about "kabalah", except from comments I read on boards such as this. A poster (#79), posted something about Kabalah being "jewish" mysticism, or something to that effect. Does this have any bearing on one being "catholic"?
As it is common knowledge that Madonna grew up in the "catholic" faith, and in her early years (and until recently, I think), wore crucifixes. I know this may sound like a dumb question, however, can one be CATHOLIC and still practice "Kabalah"?

Just curious. If anyone knows, please share.

Thanks!

Posted at 11:30PM on Jul 26th 2008 by Pardon the ignorance!

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