It's Britney in a Bikini, Bitch!

1. What? No taco jokes?

Posted at 2:12PM on Jul 28th 2008 by chicken stripper

2. Good for her for shaping up. Not exactly Charlize Theron, but looks great for a woman who's had two kids!

Posted at 2:17PM on Jul 28th 2008 by Chris

3. Probably wants to get fitted for a new meat snorkel. It's been a while since she's been able to root around on a bathroom floor with some random stranger/pap!

Posted at 2:18PM on Jul 28th 2008 by Yuck!

4. NOPE! TMZ, don't try it. Britney is still heavy. Why would you call this gorl hot?? She has cankles, very thick gymnast thighs, and an overly thick neck. Don't forget that she is sucking down 3 - 4 packs of tar sticks everyday to stay thin....don't get me wrong, I am happy for her that she is apparently pulling it together....but let's not go crazy and put her out there in the same league as Giselle, Alessandra, Adriana, etc. Will never happen. She's not built in that way and no amount of reality slanted phony PR from you will ever change it. Stop putting her on a pedastal where you know the pressure will hurt her. She is an average looking girl who got lucky by being on a Disney kids show. That's it. Let her live her life in peace now.

Posted at 2:22PM on Jul 28th 2008 by spread the love

5. Only mother i know thats happy to not have her kids,dirty little no talent slut in mexico while your kids are been taking care of by a weed smoking wannabe thug no talent rapper,these kids are going to be f#@ked up when they get grow up.

Posted at 2:51PM on Jul 28th 2008 by politicalprisoner

6. As usual, my favorite girl is looking smashing! Don't hate either b*tches, that game is over.

Posted at 2:41PM on Jul 28th 2008 by Britneys hot as f*ck

7. Good to see she's doing better, sad to know how many dirty papz were all up in it.

Posted at 2:50PM on Jul 28th 2008 by CanofRaid

8. She looks great. No, she is not sickly thin, but she never was and never should be. Everyone should look that good after having two babies so close together. Whose the guy?

Posted at 2:51PM on Jul 28th 2008 by No way

9. did anyone see the new pics of her in star? (you know, the ones where jayden is playing with her cigarettes and lighter?) she looks AMAZING in those pics. she is in a bikini and looks great!!

anyone who would dare call her fat is a brainwashed hollywood wannabe. she looks great. i would rather have her body that say paris hilton or gisele whatever her last name is. britney looks like a woman, and those other bitches look like a naked 16 year old boy.

Posted at 2:53PM on Jul 28th 2008 by j

10. Love the swimsuit. Anyone have any idea as to who that is????

Posted at 2:54PM on Jul 28th 2008 by Wondering

11. spread the love, so much for taking your own advice.... geez. She looks a heck of a lot better than she did before and you can't deny that. I hope she continues to do well.

And Giselle? She looks like a man. Yuck.

Posted at 2:55PM on Jul 28th 2008 by Chris

12. Britney looks GREAT! Better than most average women. I'm so glad Dad stepped in. She's gonna make a comeback out of this wold. Keep her in your prayers. Go Brit Go!!!

Posted at 3:07PM on Jul 28th 2008 by WOW

13. Britney is atlast grown up. Perhaps her turnaround will be an example for others who have fallen off the normal, healthy path of life that there is always HOPE. May she be healthy and happy from now on.

Posted at 3:09PM on Jul 28th 2008 by Tootz

14. She looks great, anyone that is calling her fat needs to go throw up your snickers!

Posted at 3:09PM on Jul 28th 2008 by Kelli

15. She looks wonderful and more importantly, healthy. People talking crap about her are most likely 400 slobs with fingers so fat they have to use a pen to press the keyboard keys. Hating gets old, it all stems from jealously so F OFF!

Posted at 3:11PM on Jul 28th 2008 by Brit is precious!