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Shauna Sand: One Hot Mutha

Even with over-processed hair, a cigarette, an energy drink cocktail, a bad ankle tat and her surgically-attached Lucite stripper heels, Shauna Sand, the tan-tastic 36-year-old mother of three, actually looked kind of hot.

Shauna -- and her surgically-attached girls -- hung out poolside at a Miami hotel over the weekend.

She's setting an example for young ladies everywhere.



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1. gross....she gives women a bad name!!!!

Posted at 1:16PM on Jul 28th 2008 by audra

2. WORLD'S BIGGEST NOBODY AND WHORE!

Posted at 12:37PM on Jul 28th 2008 by Tony

3. Butt bong...poolside for 1

Posted at 12:37PM on Jul 28th 2008 by ShameAboutRaisins

4. An example of what NOT to be...ever.

Posted at 12:38PM on Jul 28th 2008 by Ummmm, right....

5. Greeeeeat example this tramp is setting for her 3 kids. They will all need therapy eventually.
Those shoes belong in one place only, swinging around a pole.

Posted at 12:38PM on Jul 28th 2008 by cottage cheese in a trash bag

6. Greaaaat example she is setting for her 3 kids. This is just what a mom should walk around looking like!!
Two water balloons protruding from her chest and shoes that belong in one place only, swinging around a stripper pole.
Her poor kids will all need therapy eventually

Posted at 12:41PM on Jul 28th 2008 by Shauna Slut Sand

7. What is the deal with those ridiculous, hideous shoes? How totally bizarre - she ALWAYS has them on. I'll bet she showers in them and screws in them. Kooky biotch!

Posted at 12:40PM on Jul 28th 2008 by Cynic

8. WHY DOES SHE INSIST ON WEARING THOSE LUCITE HOOKER/STRIPPER SHOES?
If she would only wear nice 'heels', she would look like a classier 'ho...

Posted at 12:44PM on Jul 28th 2008 by hoochie

9. How much Alimony and Child Support does she get? Looks like she spends alot on looking like a street walker. Who is she, anyway?

Posted at 12:47PM on Jul 28th 2008 by D.K.

10. How much Alimony and Child Support does she get? Looks like she spends alot on looking like a street walker. Who is she, anyway?

Posted at 12:47PM on Jul 28th 2008 by D.K.

11. She must waste tons of money to look that cheap. She has ruined herself. What a skank. How sad for her children.

Posted at 12:48PM on Jul 28th 2008 by stephc5

12. Can't wait to see her skin in a few years-she's going to look so haggered and leathery from the smoking and sun. I bet she has her plastic surgeon on speed dial!

Posted at 12:51PM on Jul 28th 2008 by dnm

13. My point has been proven, once again! Men think of women as "wet holes". She looks like a cheap hooker and the backend of a horse! Sagging boobs and all. What kind of women parades around looking like this and acting as dumb as we all know she is? Jenna Jameson needs to beat her ass! This whore has been "rode hard and put away wet" more than we care to count!

Posted at 12:49PM on Jul 28th 2008 by CALL CPS

14. She is SO gross!!! Her poor children...what is it with these women that marry B list actors and spend their $$ on all this plastic surgery? Life is so short and these ex wives of Lorenzo's obviously have MAJOR issues with self esteem and have NO clue what life is really all about...it's really quite sad

Posted at 12:51PM on Jul 28th 2008 by Vajayjay

15. TMZ you obviously haven't seen her close up. Her stomach is loaded with stretch marks and she looks like an old hag.

Posted at 12:52PM on Jul 28th 2008 by v

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