Stars in Heat
Shauna Sand: One Hot Mutha

Even with over-processed hair, a cigarette, an energy drink cocktail, a bad ankle tat and her surgically-attached Lucite stripper heels, Shauna Sand, the tan-tastic 36-year-old mother of three, actually looked kind of hot.

Shauna -- and her surgically-attached girls -- hung out poolside at a Miami hotel over the weekend.

She's setting an example for young ladies everywhere.



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46. Thank you, Shauna...er...uh...PolarBear. Only Shauna "Lucite Linda" Sand would post that message. GET A LIFE YOU FRIGGIN' HO BAG! I am three years older than you, and I could out-hot you on a bad day with no makeup - and I could do it in regular heels and a tasteful wardrobe. Dumb beyotch.

Posted at 5:33PM on Jul 28th 2008 by Slut Terminator

47.
polar bear / shauna; ( are her friend / or rep. )

as evidence, we ALWAYS knew
you read these comments;

nice try with the self posting.

it has glaring magnification that you are indeed
living in denial and are completely delusional.

PLEASE get the necessary help needed with
therapy and take the prescribed medications.

for the LAST time,
do it for your children.

it's beyond obvious you can't do anything
correctly for yourself except mutilation......







Posted at 6:09PM on Jul 28th 2008 by westley allan todd

48. I remember when she was married to Lorenzo Lamas he took her on Howard Stern once and she was in this ridiculously skimpy outfit and Lorenzo had her stand up and twirl around so Howard could check her out while Lorenzo kept saying, "isn't she hot? isn't she hot?" This is obviously how she's been brainwashed to get attention. Pretty sad. And how is she wearing those shoes "poolside." I've never seen anyone "poolside" in a bathing suit and anything but barefeet or flip flops.

Posted at 6:56PM on Jul 28th 2008 by I hate paparazzi

49. you know, i remember like, a few years ago when movie stars and singers actors etc were beautiful...i mean...what has happened to when now people just find the flaws in everyone? like angelina jolie, (as a reference..since she was 'dubbed' most beautiful)...big veiny hands!!! too matronly..

its true tho, if you know these people IRL, then you think differently, otherwise i like that their flaws are pointed out! Its funny! HAHAHA!!!

extra extra! janet jackson looks like a bee...jen anistan looks like a turtle...nicole richie looks like a puppy

Posted at 7:01PM on Jul 28th 2008 by poisonberri

50. there is nothing hot about a bony stick with fake boobs

Posted at 7:46PM on Jul 28th 2008 by Coco

51. Wow. When she and Lorenzo Lamas were still together quite a few years I worked for a heating/airconditioning company that was the subcontractor for the system in their home. During a hot spell I had the had the misfortune of speaking to this arrogant cow. There was no AC to 1 room in their home. She demanded that any of service techs drop all of there other previously scheduled service calls and prioritize hers. Never mind the people that had no AC (like the elderly or those with small childrent). She was verbally abusive and ended with "Don't you know who I am?". I terminated the call because she got more hysterical, more hostile and abusive and I knew that if I stayed on the line much longer it would say exactly what was on my mind. Lorenzo, you're better ofd without this fake b*tch. You need to petition for custody of your kids from this phony.

Posted at 10:38PM on Jul 28th 2008 by scareeee

52. Sorry for the double post, I clicked on a previous email to find this crazy thread. There seems to be quite a lot of anxiety and bitterness here, but Shauna Sand isn't the cause of it. Fine if you don't like something about someone, but relax, it's only a photo. I'll re-read your posts with some bossa nova playing and I'll imagine all the bitterness turning to mango punch served at a beach party!

Posted at 1:46AM on Jul 29th 2008 by PolarBear

53. I personally know this person...she is BAD...I won't post exactly what it is she did to her ex husband Lorenzo Lamas but I will say this....there is not much worse you could do to a person than what she did...to WHOEVER is posting that she is nice, I am here to tell you that she is FAKE, Vindictive, conniving and evil...

Posted at 2:42AM on Jul 29th 2008 by Princess

54.
polar bear / shauna;

herein lies the problem !

YOU think music and punch will make
ALL your character flaws disappear ?

addiction, denial, delusion & narcissism,
are all INCURABLE borderline personality traits.

IF you put even a portion of that energy towards
getting well in therapy by taking the medications,

YOU will make amazing progress towards helping
your children understand that you are NOT well
and are willing to do so for their sake..........





Posted at 3:30AM on Jul 29th 2008 by westley allan todd

55. dear haters ;>>>>>>>>> I have no clue why all you guys do is bash this woman, I think she is gorgeous, not every woman can be classy. who cares if she is not being a role model to her children. worry about your wives not about another man's ex wife. if she would get butt naked in front of you guys would do her in a heart beat!!!!!!!!

Posted at 3:05PM on Jul 31st 2008 by black mamba

56. You have to admit- most mothers of three dont have a body like that!! SHe looks pretty good~

Posted at 3:08PM on Aug 1st 2008 by Chels

57. Love the hair, at least I can use her hair to jack off on her cute face with. Other than that, someone please tell me what this girl is good for.

Posted at 10:25AM on Aug 8th 2008 by Sprmcandy

58. Polar Bear---- you 'r comment that she is a nice girl and starting a shoe line is
precious, so American sleeze-ball. A hooker look, the cancer stick in her big phony
mouth. GO RUN and buy her skanky shoe's, hurry before they sell out.

Posted at 5:27PM on Aug 10th 2008 by porter

59. Lorenzo Lamas is the same sleeze -ball in male form for marrying this slut.

Posted at 5:30PM on Aug 10th 2008 by porter

60. I just wanted to say that lorenzo lamas is a has -been! he likes to cheat on women but he hates when they cheat on him!--------shauna you are God' gift to men!!

Posted at 1:04AM on Aug 16th 2008 by black mamba

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