'Til We Tan Again: Tchau, Euro Greasy!

Portuguese soccer sensation Cristiano Ronaldo is done sweating it up on the streets of L.A.

Photogs spotted the incapacitated, tanned and well-oiled Ronaldo going through security yesterday at LAX.

It was greasy while it lasted.

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16. Hey Marques, actually, the American sport is baseball, which is in fact the most difficult sport to play. It requires alot more natural athletic ability than this guy actually has. go back to France.

Posted at 1:17PM on Jul 28th 2008 by Justin

17. Cristiano Ronaldo signed a $25 MILLION CONTRACT with Manchester United

Posted at 1:18PM on Jul 28th 2008 by hahaha

18. There's a difference between bad hygein and simply wearing hair products. Stop calling him greasy!

Posted at 1:41PM on Jul 28th 2008 by Nobody In Particular

19.
Response to #10 Marques:

As a US citizen who was born and raised in Europe, I would like to let you know that people in US are crazy not only about American football, but also about basketball, baseball, soccer, tennis, golf and many other sports.
My 2 sons have played competitive soccer throughout their teenage years and have their shelves loaded with soccer trophies. They are now in their 20s and still constantly watch all important soccer championship games on TV with their friends. They go crazy just like you guys in Barcelona.
Please don't think that people in US don't love soccer. Many of us love soccer very much.

Soccer fan from Fort Lauderdale, Florida, USA

Posted at 1:53PM on Jul 28th 2008 by orchidgirl

20. He is yummy all the way around and maybe all the haters wish they could look half as good as he does...so what he styles his hair and is naturally sunkist .... yes he does like to tan so do americans but they buy their tans from tanning beds and he leisures by the pool or beach not to mention yachts!!!

He is an AMAZING SOCCER player and laughing all the way to the bank....

Can we say jealous Americans?? Why were all the american women chasing him?? Please he so prefers Brunettes and European women.

JEALOUS AMERICANS

Posted at 1:54PM on Jul 28th 2008 by jo

21. What's with the kickstands??

Posted at 1:54PM on Jul 28th 2008 by Switch

22. Huh...I must be blind because this guy doesn't Even come across as "Unkept" to me. Like the way everyone is sayin. He looks like he has a Brand new White T-shirt on that looks extremely clean and white! His jeans look normal, he looks like he has gel in his hair or some product, with earings, sunglasses, and a deep tan. If anything guys could learn a lesson or to from this guy! It's better than being all white and pastey. He's not wearing dirty Anything!

Posted at 1:53PM on Jul 28th 2008 by Just sayin....

23. #12 -- In Portuguese it's "tchau" (or also "xau"), in Italian it's "ciao". If you read the article before commenting, you would have seen that C. Ronaldo is PORTUGUESE.

Posted at 2:00PM on Jul 28th 2008 by Nobody In Particular

24. This is to all the haters. Its obvious you've never been anywhere in the world to realize not all people are sloppy dressers with poor taste like the TMZ STAFF. Especially that so called surfer dude who looks like he hasn't had a bath or washed his hair in a year. Travel to Paris Spain or Italy sometime and maybe you can get a glimpse of real class. Christiano is a classy young man with a real tan from basking in the sun of wealth..Unlike all these hollywood fakers who wished they could get a real tan in the french riviera..Poor babys at TMZ maybe one day they can get up out the ghetto and see the world.

Posted at 2:05PM on Jul 28th 2008 by jetsetter

25. # 13 - While I do agree with the fact that Americans definitely like more than just football, I just don't understand why you think Americans have good hygiene and Europeans do not. Since when is weighing 250 lbs and wearing a mumu cause you can't fit into anything else clean? A good 70% of the American people are just as nasty as your so-called Euro-Trash. No, way way worse actually. Take a good look in the mirror, or turn your head to the right or the left and you'll see. I've never been more nauseated than when eating in restaurants in America. At least in Europe there are not over 500 burger chains that serve 5 lb burgers with 2 lbs of fries and a 50 oz soda. People shove that shi* down thier throats like they're dying of hunger (Which people do everyday all around the world). Maybe you guys'll stop oozing the grease too one day...

Posted at 2:07PM on Jul 28th 2008 by Really?

26. "Over here in America, personal hygiene is first and foremost"

What a load of rubbish. Americans are generally fat and smelly. Europeans tend to smell like roses, while americans smell like piss and horse dung. Get back to fixing your cheap trailer, worthless yankee trash. Gotta love your falling economy and dumb administration, a great reflection of the typical american. There's definitely de-evolution of the human species happening over there ...

Posted at 2:08PM on Jul 28th 2008 by Yakto

27. "Over here in America, personal hygiene is first and foremost"

What a load of rubbish. Americans are generally fat and smelly. Europeans tend to smell like roses, while americans smell like piss and horse dung. Get back to fixing your cheap trailer, worthless yankee trash. Gotta love your falling economy and dumb administration, a great reflection of the typical american. There's definitely de-evolution of the human species happening over there ...

Posted at 2:10PM on Jul 28th 2008 by Yakto

28. you americans are so rude !!!
cristiano isnt that bad - he is a brilliant FOOTBALLER
i agree with marques
# 13 = complete joke all the american tourists we see in london dnt look gd or smell gd white trainers + bum bags ummm ??
u lot r jst jealous of his tanned skin !!!!!!
at least he plays a sport world renowned
the FOOTBALL WORLD CUP includes teams frm around the world not
like the so called WORLD SERIES which wait only contians teams frm america...
because u r awful at the recognised sports (FOOTBALL) u went + made up ur own PATHETIC
cristiano is the best player in the premiership right now!!!!
leave him alone
+ this is coming frm AN ARSENAL FAN


Posted at 2:13PM on Jul 28th 2008 by amellle

29. #24 + #25 TOTALLY AGREE
americans are awful and are disrespectful to the world's favourite game the beautiful game !!!!
football, futebol, calcio whatever just not soccer this is the real football !!!!
and cristiano is one of the best at it
fat pasty americans please leave him alone !!!!!!!!

Posted at 2:21PM on Jul 28th 2008 by trailor trash

30. i'd hit it

Posted at 2:46PM on Jul 28th 2008 by jay

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