Ali Lohan to Porn Legend: Put Me In Your Flick!

In her desperate pursuit of superstardom, Ali Lohan has officially embarked on the hardcore road many wannabe celebs have traveled on -- a casting session with a legendary porno director! Who's ready for their close-up!?

Alright, so it wasn't a porn gig she was hoping to land on Sunday night's episode of "Living Lohan," but one of the two guys Ali was auditioning for is Peter Davy, whose vast array of critically acclaimed spanktra-flicks includes "Breast Wishes 14" and "Bun Busters 12."

Although Davy's newest film is mainstream horror, the sultan of smut is most famous for discovering the porn star Houston, aka the chick who got down with more than 620 guys in one film.

The good news -- Ali ultimately did score a role in "Troll." The flick will probably go straight-to-DVD in 2009.

UPDATE: Ali's reps tell us she obviously -- as a 14-year-old -- had no idea about Davy's past.

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1. momma Lohan doesnt have a mouth...it's sooo small..and Ali can't sing worth a damn

Posted at 1:25PM on Jul 29th 2008 by Liz

2. Seeing as Ali stinks as a singer I'm surprised Dinah hasn't already put her in porn. A mom's gotta make money somehow.

Posted at 1:32PM on Jul 29th 2008 by Penny

3. Attention Dina Lohan.
You are exploiting your child.
She is incredibly uncomfortable with the pressure, and needs true parental guidance. P.S. Tell her to put some clothes on.
What is wrong with letting a child be a child?

Posted at 1:42PM on Jul 29th 2008 by ej

4.
620 in ONE film ?

isn't that close to the number
of partners her sister has had ?

Posted at 1:43PM on Jul 29th 2008 by william suff

5. true Penny...how true

Posted at 1:50PM on Jul 29th 2008 by johnnyradd19

6. lol this movie must be a flop already if their wanting her (cos for her name) she has nothing to offer but the name thing

Posted at 1:59PM on Jul 29th 2008 by Liz

7. Leave her alone, she's just a friggin kid!

Posted at 2:00PM on Jul 29th 2008 by Occupent

8. Houston has cancer, check out helphoustonfight.com. Im hoping TMZ will run the story about it.

Posted at 2:12PM on Jul 29th 2008 by Fred Sherman

9. Wow. That kid doesn't have a clue. she si on the fast track to catch up to her sister. Dina should lose custody of that child. Her dad with all of his baggage is better than the mom prostituting her for her own financial gains. Memo to Dina, take some of your pimp money and let the kid take grammar and diction lessons

Posted at 2:10PM on Jul 29th 2008 by West Coast

10. Dina does not possess any maternal instincts!!!!!! Child Protective Services should be CALLED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Like 20 years too late!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dina's face that doesn't move is way GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 2:19PM on Jul 29th 2008 by New York

11. Former adult superstar Houston, famous for her prom date with a Howard Stern show radio listener, would like friends and fans to know she is battling an aggressive form of cancer. After a diagnosis of stage 3 metastatic melanoma, Houston had surgery at City of Hope in Los Angeles in early July and is looking at a summer of therapy with the newly approved cancer fighting drug Interferon.

Houston will appear on The Howard Stern Show on Sirius radio on August 20 to update Howard and fans on her condition.

The one-time girlfriend of superstar director Michael Bay, actor Judd Nelson, rocker Vince Neil and TV plastic surgeon Garth Fisher, Houston also gained huge national attention when she attended the high school prom of a Stern show listener, with coverage on Entertainment Tonight, Access Hollywood, USA Today and other mainstream media outlets. Houston also released two music singles, both available on iTunes. Since stepping out of the spotlight, Houston has been pursuing her second career as a licensed Nevada real estate agent selling homes outside of Las Vegas.

Posted at 2:16PM on Jul 29th 2008 by G Garcia

12. This is what happens when your mom is a pimp who loves money and fame more than her children.

Posted at 2:30PM on Jul 29th 2008 by Vince W.

13. Dina Lohan looks like a baseball glove wearing a pissed-on wig---nasty jackal face.

Posted at 2:37PM on Jul 29th 2008 by nick

14.

tell me AGAIN why this CHILD is in the media? (besides for how she freakishly looks 41.) her sister isn't even famous for any good reason anymore...

Posted at 2:44PM on Jul 29th 2008 by Miss Penny Lane

15. Forget Ali, I can't get over the fact they said that one girl was with more than 620 in one film!

Posted at 2:54PM on Jul 29th 2008 by Lindsay

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