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Ali Lohan to Porn Legend: Put Me In Your Flick!

7/29/2008 2:20 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

In her desperate pursuit of superstardom, Ali Lohan has officially embarked on the hardcore road many wannabe celebs have traveled on -- a casting session with a legendary porno director! Who's ready for their close-up!?

Alright, so it wasn't a porn gig she was hoping to land on Sunday night's episode of "Living Lohan," but one of the two guys Ali was auditioning for is Peter Davy, whose vast array of critically acclaimed spanktra-flicks includes "Breast Wishes 14" and "Bun Busters 12."

Although Davy's newest film is mainstream horror, the sultan of smut is most famous for discovering the porn star Houston, aka the chick who got down with more than 620 guys in one film.

The good news -- Ali ultimately did score a role in "Troll." The flick will probably go straight-to-DVD in 2009.

UPDATE: Ali's reps tell us she obviously -- as a 14-year-old -- had no idea about Davy's past.

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myt23    

Okay,I saw the episode, and the movie sounds cheesy. Ali plays a girl name Eunice who is like this "hottie" and there is a character named Harry Potter Jr. One of the lines to Eunice during the audition was like Wow you are a total babe. I think it sounds cheesy enough. Probably not a major picture.

The fact that one of these guys is a porno directore may explain some of that. I don't know.

2276 days ago
17.

Hollymark    

Eeeewww so gross! Isn't she around 14 or 15, at the most? Which leads me to wonder :are the numbers after the movie titles the sequel number or the average age of the participants. Disgusting.

2276 days ago
18.

KBizzle    

Peter Davy is and has been a British con man in the Valley for quite some time.
This man has worn that same suit for 20 years and drives an early 80's Rolls Royce that he can't even afford to put gas in.

To this day I still think he owes Houston money. Not for tapes sold, or her contract ...but a personal loan.
While Peter hasn't produced porn in a very long time he did in fact win the Best Director in 1990 from AVN.

I look forward to watching your show tonight to see if his toupee is crooked or not.
Actually calling it a toupee is doing it a disservice.

It's a full on dead beaver on his head.

Dina- you look like a pirranha-
You have beat out Linda Hogan for worst show biz mom IMHO.

Peter- Do you want to invest in my next project?
It's a show based around a petting zoo and some pedophiles...

Sound good?

FG

2276 days ago
19.

V    

After watching this show, it is clear this child has no talent. What's with that look on her face all the time? I just want to smack the attitude right from her face (since clearly her parents don't do this). It's a sad world when people feel the father would be better raising the children. Dina needs to get a clue. Her reading the tabloids and claiming they are all lies is ridiculous. I just feel bad for the little boy. Can't wait to see how he turns out??? I'm sure Ali will be doing porn by the time she's 18.

2276 days ago
20.

R.Zimmerman    

Oh, wonderful. Just what the world needs: another slack-jawed, sexless slut posturing and getting naked and making everyone want to spew. Wonderful.

2276 days ago
21.

make them go away    

Ali looks like a 50 year old woman who lives in a trailer park and has smoked all her life. And Dina looks like a 60 year old porn star who needs to be in front of the camera! I feel so sorry for them. And Lindsay what can I say she is queen of white trash.What a sad,sad family.They deserve every bit of bad press because it's the truth!!

2276 days ago
22.

Duke Steele    

Troll?? So, shes the star,right?

2276 days ago
23.

me    

ali seems nice on the show she seems like she really wants to be a singer and an entertainer. her mother might be somewhat hard on her not sure dont really pay attention only remember seeing ali sing in that group and thinking about how these kids who love to entertain feel happy around others with similar interests. she looks older because of her processed hair and expensive makeup. she should stick to the cheap make-up...that you buy at walmart!
anyways...haha

2276 days ago
24.

Reta    

She CAN'T sing, CAN'T "act"...her "mother" is supposedly her "manager" (THAT has GOTto be the BIGGEST joke!!)....hey MOMS....ever hear of hiring a REAL manager?? Oh, but THEN your kid might have to actually have some TALENT besides being a skinny spoiled brat that everybody caters to... and TROLL? OHMYGOAWD you've GOT to be kidding....and you call yourself a manager? let alone a MOTHER? I wouldn't let my pet terrior star in crap like that!!!! Why don't you TRY having one IOTA of a brain and get her a REAL gig that will go somewhere? Too hard? Then what thee hell are you trying to MAH+NAGE her for? If ya can't CUT the bread....get out of the kitchen!!! And ALI, for some reason looks AWEFUL...looks like a haggard old woman who has chain smoked all her life...I'll bet if the camera zommed in close enough we'd be able to count those little lines around her upper lip from the cigerettes!! HEY, maybe TROLL is a good start for her after all! frankly I can't understand how ANY of these people got to be "news"..tackiness, I guess, to the max??

2276 days ago
25.

sharon    

Paging a Mother, any Mother for the Lohan kids. Needn't work full time, half time is more than they are getting now, so any little effort made would be an improvement on current situation.

2275 days ago
26.

lowell    

i feel sorry 4 ali !!!!

b cuz of her mommy !!!!


ali is just 14

even at 18, she shouldn't work with a porn producer !!!


i think she will be sexier than big sis lilo is now !!!


a pure sexuality that a 37 year old man like me will long 4 when that day comes !!!



love ya ali





2275 days ago
27.

greg    

I saw the episode too (guilty pleasure) and Ali's screen test was not good at all. You could throw a brick in Merrick, Long Island and hit a better actress than Ali. However, I feel sorry for her because at this age she should be trying out for the school play, and/or making recordings with friends on You Tube. Dina has deluded her into thinking she's destined for superstardom when in fact she's just a normal teen girl with a stage mom. She certainly did not need to be flown to Vegas for studio sessions when the only "music" was a computerized loop and a drum machine. You can add vocals in your basement on a Mac. The only winners seem to be the Maloof brothers whose name is all over this show and Ali's "tracks." I feel sorry for Cody too but that's another thread, brother.

2275 days ago
28.

Mary    

What a pathetic bunch of people. I watched "Living Lohan" what a BORING ASS SHOW. Ali has no talent whatsoever. I agree that she is a child and that we should leave her alone-but she and her dead-beat, crappy-ass, gold-digger mother should BOTH be making better decisions. BOTH are to blame. And Ali is sooooooooooooooooooooooo obviously going to be JUST like her stupid sister, just like almost all starlets, especially the ones with no talent like; Britney Spears, Ali Lohan, Miley Cyrus, Paris Hilton, and about 99.99999999999999999999999999% of all of the little skanks who make up what we call "Hollywood."

2264 days ago
29.

lady g    

I guess Dinah thinks since Lindsay started out with talent and turned into a disaster, maybe the other one will be the opposite, start out as a disaster and wind up with some talent. And what better place to aquire skills than porn, that's a true mother of the year.

2263 days ago
30.

RunawayWriter    

How come teens are told to not gossip yet you do it anyway? Gossip
destroys lives, gossip is what has brought down plenty of people who
didn't do anything wrong but other people just wanted to hurt them.
Gossip is wrong- do you not care who it hurts? You set an example for
everyone who reads your site and society in general that gossip is ok
as long as you don't know them. You think teens make the distinction
that it means not hurting someone- that makes us think its ok if its
people we don't know at school and soon that distinction will be gone
too.
Outright gossip is so supposed to be wrong, but what about this? If we
learn it from those who teach us, media like you, or parents or people
with influence, t hen how are we so in the wrong when really we do
what we are taught? We need to take responsibility for our actions
but so do you for yours. How doesn't that make you a hypocrite if you
think gossip is wrong or have ever told someone not to?
Do you remember high school or middle school and how rumors could
define status overnight? Have you forgotten that a whispered joke that
the speaker knows is untrue can sweep around school and tear down even
the strongest? Girls kill themselves because of what a word of gossip
can start- guys do too- they get into drugs because they can't handle
it anymore.
How is this any different? I thought not being a victim of your past
meant learning from it and being strong enough to keep others from
being hurt from mistakes that hurt you or that you had that hurt
others. I don't think I was wrong.
Realise your influence please, before its too late. I'm 15- i know
what gossip can do- please stop justifying the methods used that have
hurt me and hurt my friends and I have used to hurt people and that
others have around me have used to hurt. Gossip teaches nothing-
please stop this cycle of hurting and rumors. Its not a big step but
its something- tell the good things, not the scandalous and not the
bad. I don't care if it takes away your story- do it cause its the
right thing to do. Its a step if you stop because others will follow
and maybe one person won't be hurt by gossip because of this- its not
as if the celebs can't read or don't care- you hurt them too. How can
you live with making money or getting good comments when you hurt
people do it? Are there tears and pain worth one story? Are another
group of kids learning that its not wrong to make up things about
people and say stuff without fact because its interesting worth it?
Every choice you make affects someone- please listen to me now and
make the right one here- help end it now this cycle of gossip.
Please! You probably won't listen to me because I'm a kid right and I
don't know but is that really true. You don't know me or what I've
been through so to assume that is in bad taste- when you were a teen
just remember was it right to ignore you , was it right to have said
what you have to say doesn't matter? I don't thinks so- so please
listen to me. Listen to a plea for help for a world that is already
confusing and painful and doesn't need the added gossip to make it so.
If someone cries out for help and we ignore them doesn't that make us
guilty of causing them pain?
Well all the girls who are depressed and suicidal and bullying, all
the guys beating each other up or using each other and girls to get
what they want are a cry for help- so please start listening.
RunawayWriter

2263 days ago
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