Britney: It's a Bird! It's a Plane! It's a Papper!

31. That's okay boys, mommy will be home soon to take care of you and spend time with you and.......NOT! This is just how she wanted things to happen. She is a loser!

Posted at 4:27PM on Jul 29th 2008 by Lorrie

32. #30 Angel.Just wondering if you know what an Angel is?It's a girl who has the Devil screwed out of her.

Posted at 4:30PM on Jul 29th 2008 by Doing Gods work

33. Brit,I said bring me some pu$$ie,not bring me a possee

Posted at 4:37PM on Jul 29th 2008 by I love Brit

34. TOO BAD THE PAP DIDN'T FALL OUT OF THE PLANE

Posted at 4:38PM on Jul 29th 2008 by Ken

35. 35. TOO BAD THE PAP DIDN'T FALL OUT OF THE PLANE
Posted at 4:38PM on Jul 29th 2008 by Ken

Now that would be funny!

Headlines: Britney falls off horse after papparazzi jumps from plane. Britney Spears disappeared today after falling head first into sand. Due to the massive weight of her ego, she slid too far under to be recovered. The 357 papparazzi were unable to help since their hands were full of cameras and microphones. The pap paratrooper said it was an accident but he got some great footage on the way down. The horse was last seen heading inland at a furious rate of speed.

Update: Sealife in area dies out.

Posted at 5:00PM on Jul 29th 2008 by Lucy Phoenix

36. idiot your relly are an idiot!

Posted at 5:22PM on Jul 29th 2008 by Angel

37. Angel - are you trying to write and spell so poorly? They teach proper English in school, you know. You should have attended occasionally.

Posted at 5:29PM on Jul 29th 2008 by Teacher

38.

Flying paps? You've GOT to be kidding me.

You paps have gotten to where you're about as welcome as a leech on an eyeball.

Posted at 5:37PM on Jul 29th 2008 by OCD

39.
sounds like ANGEL had her
mental wings clipped at birth.....

Posted at 5:54PM on Jul 29th 2008 by william suff

40. Absolutely beautiful. Ab-so-lutely beautiful.

Posted at 5:52PM on Jul 29th 2008 by ignore posters on x17

41. Gee, wasn't it Britney in that pic where the kid had the cigs in his hand? Never see any photo's of this happening with Kevin. Oh, maybe that's why he has full custody.

Posted at 3:58PM on Jul 29th 2008 by Hmmmmm....

Yes and we also seen her take them away immediately and you wont see pics of k-fed because the boys are always with the bodyguard and nanny.

Posted at 5:56PM on Jul 29th 2008 by M

42. The pics are out there now of K-Fed smokey dokey and his shirt.

He's not with his kids but he's out and SMOKING cigarettes while walking in his $$ shirt.

Posted at 6:01PM on Jul 29th 2008 by oh there be pictures

43. You people are still on the this is what she wants and not seeing the kids ?!! She had no choice because of the C-ship so stop talking crap . She is clearly getting herself together and needs to before she can take care of the boys.

Posted at 6:12PM on Jul 29th 2008 by anonymous

44. Why do the paps follow stupid Britney around?? I need a laugh and I am waiting on the next big comeback. I laughed for days over the last big comeback!!! What a joke!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 6:16PM on Jul 29th 2008 by Big Daddy

45. Do any of you people even know this woman? Why are you always so judgemental and cruel when it comes to her. Jeez if you don't like her, ignore her. She should not be this important in your life to make you say such things, and if she is, it is obviously you are the one that should be getting the next appt. with a specialist. Obviously your meds are not working yet either. It is as always, the media at its best. So sad.

Posted at 6:31PM on Jul 29th 2008 by you people are amazing