John Kerry for Party President

Looking to get re-elected, Massachusetts Senator John Kerry was snap-happy Saturday night on Nantucket. Electoral college girls gone wild!
John Kerry
The married 64-year-old had his photo taken with Bud Light drinking constituents who, we are told, are college sophomores and juniors. One was drinking from a penis straw.

We were told Kerry was partying with them, but his office released this statement:

"As Sen. Kerry and two friends left dinner at the Straight Warf restaurant on Nantucket and walked down the dock, a large group on a boat recognized Senator Kerry and asked if they could have a photo taken. The group came off the boat and onto the dock, took a photo with Sen. Kerry and his friends, and then Sen. Kerry and his two friends immediately walked away. End of story."

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16. DON'T TAISE ME BRO !!!!!!! .. DON'T TAISE ME !

Posted at 11:54AM on Jul 29th 2008 by LOVE ME SOME TMZ

17. Why is that girl in the green dress standing right next to Kerry in almost every photo? Reminds me of when a certain girl in a blue dress was always photographed standing next to another 1980's democrat way back when! BUSTED!

Posted at 11:55AM on Jul 29th 2008 by andy

18. I'm sure he'll blame it on the Swift Boat Vets! What a loser.

Posted at 11:55AM on Jul 29th 2008 by bubbalicious

19. Don't Taise me BRO !!!! ... Don't taise me ..

Posted at 11:58AM on Jul 29th 2008 by bRONK o bOmMa

20. A gathering of mass stupidity.

Posted at 12:02PM on Jul 29th 2008 by Mik

21. pimp...those girls are so not hot...lol

Posted at 11:56AM on Jul 29th 2008 by dee

22. LMAO...are ya kidding me? How embarrassing - an old man trying to be cool...lolol. I would be SO humiliated if he were my dad...lolol....GET BACK TO DC AND DO SOME WORK GOOFBALL.

Posted at 11:58AM on Jul 29th 2008 by OhGag

23. Right after these photos were snapped, Kerry left a stain on that girls green dress...and it wasn't Heinz Ketchup!

Posted at 11:58AM on Jul 29th 2008 by gary m

24. Can I borrow a cup of money please .. Thank Q... (Don't taise me bro)

Posted at 11:59AM on Jul 29th 2008 by LOVE TMZ

25. I wonder if John kerry owns stock in Taiser Company's?... Don't taise me BRO !!!!

Posted at 12:09PM on Jul 29th 2008 by LOVE TMZ

26. Typical Democrat - did anyone expect anything less?

Posted at 12:38PM on Jul 29th 2008 by brat

27. WHAT A JOKE!!! NASTY OLD MAN!!! A PRESIDENT, I THINK NOT!!!!!! HE DOES LOOK LIKE HERMAN MUNSTER!!!!! HAHAHA

Posted at 2:03PM on Jul 29th 2008 by PROUD AMERICAN

28. Same old men same old politics.

Kerry a huge supporter of Obama, but isn't Kerry the type of same old Washington that Obama is against and wants to change?

Vote this guy out already.

Posted at 12:36PM on Jul 29th 2008 by Stephen

29. Yeah, instead we elected Bush and let him send thousands of service men and women to their deaths; post the biggest budget deficit in U.S. history; wreck our relationship with dozens of countries; and fail to capture OBL.

Did I mention that Bush lied to get us into a war, wiretapped illegally, approved the outting of a CIA agent for political gain, let the credit card industry write the bankruptcy bill and let the pharma industry write the prescription drug plan for medicare. Bush passed the food-for-oil program, forcing up the cost of food for millions of people (trade talks with India and China just collapsed because of it). Not to mention, let our environmental laws lapse and fail to enforce hundreds of other laws.

Didn't Bush tells us the war would pay for itself with all the oil revenue? Where's that money?

Note. Kerry isn't drinking in the photos, Bush would be doing funnel shots and snorting coke.



Posted at 12:42PM on Jul 29th 2008 by Nobody Cares

30. Kerry couldn't drink - his peen needs all the energy it can muster

Posted at 12:48PM on Jul 29th 2008 by brat

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