John Kerry for Party President

31. Let's hope he didn't impregnate one of those teenagers, John Edwards-style.

Theresa Heinz Kerry would cut off the gravy train faster than you could say "Don't tase me, bro!"

John Edwards wife will be dead before she figured out what happened.

Posted at 12:59PM on Jul 29th 2008 by Rielle Hunter

32. All that Botox must have faded away becuase he looks fifty years older than when he ran for office.

He seems to have a thing for that girl in the green dress.

Posted at 1:01PM on Jul 29th 2008 by Botox Be Gone

33. John you are one of the let me throw up looking at you and that face. You are a loser like the black ass who is not for America but for the rag heads around the world. This country is in trouble if we get the DARK SIDE. It is not the COLOR but the MAN who is not for us REAL BORN AMERICANS. We need to but him on a boat and send him down the river to rag head with his brothers of hate for the US People READ BETWEEN THE DAMN LINES FOR GOD SAKES.

Posted at 1:46PM on Jul 29th 2008 by I give a Damm

34. Wow! I am so glad to see that Lurch from the Adamms Family is still alive! I thought he died several years ago. I didn't know Ted Cassidy moved to Boston and changed his name.

Posted at 1:37PM on Jul 29th 2008 by Flaco Rico

35. I'm John Kerry's aide. I want to be very clear: The caption on this TMZ gossip website is completely erroneous and insulting and it should be immediately corrected.

As Sen. Kerry and two friends left dinner at the Straight Warf restaurant on Nantucket and walked down the dock, a large group on a boat recognized Senator Kerry and asked if they could have a photo taken. The group came off the boat and onto the dock, took a photo with Sen. Kerry and his friends, and then Sen. Kerry and his two friends immediately walked away. End of story.

PS -- I'm no rocket scientist, but it's obvious that many of these other photos were taken on the boat and do not include Sen. Kerry or his friends because they were never there.

Posted at 1:44PM on Jul 29th 2008 by David Wade

36.
things dribble out of his
mouth like HEINZ 57 sauce;

Posted at 1:48PM on Jul 29th 2008 by william suff

37. I want to party with that guy!rock on Mass!

Posted at 1:50PM on Jul 29th 2008 by johnnyradd19

38. I'm sorry, but that guy has to be the BIGGEST dolt going! In interviews, he just rambles on and on and on and all he says "well when I was this or when I said that or when I did this or what I want to do is....oh STFU!! I cannot stand that man. And I'm a Democrat, FYI. He's a putz.

Posted at 2:03PM on Jul 29th 2008 by LoSeR

39. 31. I'm John Kerry's aide. I want to be very clear: The caption on this TMZ gossip website is completely erroneous and insulting and it should be immediately corrected.

As Sen. Kerry and two friends left dinner at the Straight Warf restaurant on Nantucket and walked down the dock, a large group on a boat recognized Senator Kerry and asked if they could have a photo taken. The group came off the boat and onto the dock, took a photo with Sen. Kerry and his friends, and then Sen. Kerry and his two friends immediately walked away. End of story.

PS -- I'm no rocket scientist, but it's obvious that many of these other photos were taken on the boat and do not include Sen. Kerry or his friends because they were never there.


Posted at 1:44PM on Jul 29th 2008 by David Wade


^^ Oh piss off!!!! Your boss is an A-hole! I cannot believe how pathetic it is, if true, that you would come on here and post such a stupid comment. You and your boss are looking like fools now. Man he is a total idiot. Would never, ever vote for him. Especially not after your posting.

Posted at 2:07PM on Jul 29th 2008 by Absurd

40. IS IT TRUE THAT HE IS HAVING AN AFAIR (JUST READ IT ON FOX NEWS.COM) AND HAS A LOVE CHILD.

Posted at 2:20PM on Jul 29th 2008 by me

41. %%%%%% FRANKENSTEIN THE PARTY MONSTER %%%%%%%%%%%%%

Posted at 2:25PM on Jul 29th 2008 by FREAK

42. %%%%% FRANKENSTEIN THE PARTY MONSER %%%%

Posted at 2:37PM on Jul 29th 2008 by FREAK

43. At least he's eating at nice restaurants... Does Coach still work the bar there?

Posted at 3:10PM on Jul 29th 2008 by Pete Mags

44. How did he not realize that taking pictures with teenage girls sucking on penis straws was completely inappropriate?

Isn't it funny how both John Edwards and John Kerry were found to be engaging in inappropriate behavior with young women this week?

Let's hope that girl in the Green Dress doesn't become Kerry's Rielle Hunter!

Posted at 3:13PM on Jul 29th 2008 by Teenagers Sucking on Penis Straws?

45. 31. David Wade, let me guess "He did not have sex with those women"!
32. Not about the color? Black ass? Darkside? "You People" make me sick! Bush had Obama at his ranch in Texas, this whole war is about greed and oil that Bush wants to steal from the "dark side". We've spent billions on that country and this war. How many good "Americans" of all colors have died over there and how many more will continue to die at the hands of Bush? This country is in the state its in now because of Bush. Even now when these same soldiers who have fought this war come home, they can't get the support they need to continue their lives. Right or wrong, we as Americans support and pray for the safe return of the troops who put their lives on the line everyday because Bush lied. It's not a color issue, it's an American issue. So, let's all think about this carefully before we vote for a new president. Black, Asian, Latino or white, we as Americans cannot afford another president like Bush ever again. So, 32. this country in all it's beautiful colors also will not tolerate the likes of "You People" who place the blame on people of color, when we all know it was and is "You People" we have to blame for the state this country is in now. Was it a person of color who brought this country to it's knees? No, it was "You People", the greedy, the racist, the ignorant!!!

Posted at 3:32PM on Jul 29th 2008 by Stop the Hate