Gary Dourdan + Speedo = Crime Scene

Spanish authorities were called when a blubbery mammal in man-panties emerged alongside a hot chick on the shores of Ibiza on Tuesday.

Crime scene investigators identified the swamp thing as rehabbed star Gary Dourdan.

Unfortunately, there was no explaining his repugnant choice in swimwear.



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16. Swamp Thing....? that was so funny and I'm still laughing

Posted at 1:22PM on Jul 30th 2008 by The Raw420

17. Ewwwww! I feel nauseas.

Posted at 1:40PM on Jul 30th 2008 by Anne

18. No one, and I mean NO ONE short of an Olympic swimmer, should EVER be allowed to wear a speedo! Have you not ever seen pics? It is BAD!

Posted at 1:16PM on Jul 30th 2008 by Eli

19. Okay, how am I to discretely goof off at work when you post this stuff! The man-panties line made me SCREAM with laughter! Hysterical!! Wow - I used to think he was sooooo attractive. A gut with manpanties is not a good look for him!

Posted at 1:16PM on Jul 30th 2008 by LatteeLady

20. What's wrong with the speedo? I don't get what the big deal is about men in speedos - I see waaay worse women wearing way more hideous things at the beach.

Posted at 1:41PM on Jul 30th 2008 by stacy

21. CHICKS GOT A NICE ASS!

I'D TAP THAT!

Posted at 2:19PM on Jul 30th 2008 by OBAMA HATER :)

22. No man, no matter what his physique, should ever been seen in public in a Speedo! (Well, unless you are a swimmer)

They are hideous and disturbing on all levels.

Her bathing suit looks like a wedgie and it's too small. I guess she thinks that's a thong?

Posted at 1:43PM on Jul 30th 2008 by Dawn Day

23. ANY Speedo on ANY guy is a crime scene! Bad, bad fashion statement.

Posted at 1:46PM on Jul 30th 2008 by Jenn

24. The guy gets clean and all you can do it make fun of his weight. Great work! Maybe all your reports will make him feel so bad about him self he will get back on drugs and you can have more to write about

Posted at 1:45PM on Jul 30th 2008 by me

25. Actually, I don't think he looks bad. However, the girl's ass hanging out is another matter entirely . . .

Posted at 1:46PM on Jul 30th 2008 by ReneeNW

26.
you knows whats really sad, is this drugged-out beached

whale and that babbling buffoon vince vaughn,

STILL get hot woman JUST because they're famous........

Posted at 2:04PM on Jul 30th 2008 by william suff

27. WHY IF WOMAN GETS FAT SHE GETS FIRED AND MEN CAN BLOW UP LIKE WHALE WITHOUT PREGNANCY AND STILL HAVE JOB? MEN HAVE MORE MUSLE MASS THAN WOMEN AND MUCH EASIER FOR THEM TO SAY LEAN. ANSWER ME!!

Posted at 2:12PM on Jul 30th 2008 by why

28. I don't know what's more disgusting, her nasty ass looking like a ho-bag or him in those speedos. Her bikini & his speedos are 2 sizes too small. Just another example of people with money and no class. Where the hell is CSI, why aren't they investigating this horrific crime!!! Glad he's off the drugs, but he needs to hit the gym and hit it hard. She just needs to go back to the Bunny Ranch!!! I mean whats the point of even putting the bikini on? Her ass is out, fake boobs are falling out, so we all know what the veejayjay looks like, stretched out....probably why she's with him. Anybody else would get lost in that cave!!!

Posted at 6:07PM on Jul 30th 2008 by EEEWWWWW!!

29.
why;

first of all, QUIT yelling at
people and turn OFF your caps !

secondly, women are a commodity
that are bought, sold and traded.

hence, that's why they
have marriage contracts.

so women can be compensated for
their time when they are at their pinnacle.

then they can thereafter utilize the finances to reconstruct /
overhaul the package for the secondary marketplace.........




Posted at 2:18PM on Jul 30th 2008 by william suff

30. First, to all you idiots, speedo is not a style it is a brand of swim wear. Second, Man panties??? what is this second grade?? Plus if only Olympic swimmers should only be able to wear bikini style swim suits, then ONLY women runway models with perfect, tight, beautiful bodies should wear thongs..right?

Posted at 2:33PM on Jul 30th 2008 by voyager star

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