Gary Dourdan + Speedo = Crime Scene

Spanish authorities were called when a blubbery mammal in man-panties emerged alongside a hot chick on the shores of Ibiza on Tuesday.

Crime scene investigators identified the swamp thing as rehabbed star Gary Dourdan.

Unfortunately, there was no explaining his repugnant choice in swimwear.



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31. Yeah, yeah, yeah... No matter what the negative or such comments about this actor... HECK this guy is still a "Smokin Hottie!" for sure. DAMN, I always thought this guy and them eyes are so damn HOT! Id like to have a swim with this guy anyday and anytime... Aloha Brah!

Posted at 2:45PM on Jul 30th 2008 by IslandBoi

32. god he's ugly! i remember having a crush on him in that Janet Jackson video ( 20 yrs ago). the years haven't been good to him at all, or the drugs haven't, whichever...

Posted at 4:02PM on Jul 30th 2008 by katmac

33. I think he looks good, maybe Speedos aren't the best choice but I agree: women pick far worse crap to be seen in, He'd get bashed if he were wearing Bermudas. Look around, that's the physique of the average American man (regrettably). Be average, including keeping the habit in check. Keep on keepin' on Gary. Continue to rock the speedos, I'll still defend. Still handsome. I like!

Posted at 6:20PM on Jul 30th 2008 by dante

34.
dante, are you kidding ?

anybody with a shirt like
that should put a body on it;

luckily the whale boat in the background
completely missed with their harpoons......


Posted at 7:30PM on Jul 30th 2008 by william suff

35. Doesn't anyone think she looks like Coral from the Real World?

Posted at 7:38PM on Jul 30th 2008 by Blondie

36. I used to lust after this guy.... NOT ANYMORE!!! And for the prudes who are hatin' on the chick's bikini, it's the norm in Europe and Brazil to have & wear bikinis like that. I did as the Romans did while in Ibiza last year!

Posted at 8:27PM on Jul 30th 2008 by Annie

37. Well he put on a few pounds, so what? He still looks better than that mug shot photo that was making its way around the internet. Also he is still a very attractive man. I wonder about the bloggers dogging him, are they more attractive???

Posted at 3:21AM on Jul 31st 2008 by non-judgemental

38. LoL...mammal...the both of their swim suits look terriable I feel bad that Gary has gained so much weight I hope that his health is alright.

Posted at 9:46PM on Jul 31st 2008 by tara

39. Gary, not a good look Bruh. Call me and let me get you back in shape. Till then, lay off the cheeseburgers and the man panties.

Posted at 10:46AM on Jul 31st 2008 by Michael

40. Who's the HOT chick?

Damn, she has an ASS. I want to do nasty things to her!

Posted at 1:56PM on Jul 31st 2008 by Flake

41. I still love you Gary, stay clean and cool

Posted at 3:11PM on Jul 31st 2008 by sistawhite

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