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Move over Naked Cowboy. There's a new sheriff in Crazy Town. What's really impressive isn't that this cross-dresser got down for five minutes in Times Square, hanging off a traffic light, but that he did it in heels.



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31. That's my dad, people. It's not nice to laugh at him. He was off his meds and we lost track of him. We did finally track him down the Palace. Seems he had been doing lap dances there in the lobby. Really. I'm serious. You don't know the pain he's caused my mom. And me.

That's my skirt he's wearing and damn if it won't be all stretched out!!

Posted at 3:43AM on Aug 1st 2008 by Daddy's Boy

32. Ahh yes, so reminiscent of Times Square of the 70s/80s where the pimps, ho's, junkies, muggers, creeps, trench coat-flasher's, perv's, murderers, pan-handler's, freaks/weirdos, hustler's reigned supreme; and every "theater" had two/three X's affixed to them.

It brings a tear to one's eye just thinking about it.

Oh yeah, Bellevue's missing a patient .

Posted at 6:41PM on Jul 30th 2008 by the GOOD ol' daze: Zoo York, BA-BY!

33. This made me laugh my ass off at first. Then I felt sad 'case maybe this guy is mentally ill or something, like schizophrenic. But if he is, I suppose the good thing is that he doesn't realize how ridiculous he looks.

Posted at 1:25PM on Jul 31st 2008 by Crystal

34. This guy looks like the one in South Beach that dresses like a girl and skates. How did he get to NYC? Maybe TMZ should find the look-alike in South Beach ( Ocean Drive) and have them do a dance off!

Posted at 9:06AM on Jul 31st 2008 by sobegirl

35. I totally want to live in NY-forget watching cable TV.

Posted at 9:08AM on Jul 31st 2008 by spacecat2010

36. Saw him at a street fair on July 20, shakin' his booty in the middle of 7th avenue. It was like the parting of the Red Sea as tourists got out of his way. He was busting some old school Michael Jackson moves, and wore a sparkly blue sequin tank top and a batik skirt. As Michael used to say, "Hooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

Posted at 1:53PM on Jul 31st 2008 by db

37. My husband and I saw this funny dude in Miami back in Aug 2008. I also think he was on I love New York 2 for a few seconds. We love this guys he's just too funny.

Posted at 5:24PM on Jul 31st 2008 by Kay Waites

38. OMG!!!!!!!!!!WE ALL WONDERED WHAT HAPPEN TO THIS GUY!!!. HE USED TO "BLESS" US WITH HIS SICK, PERVERTED DANCING AND EVEN DRESSED IN THE SAME STYLE OF UNIFORM WE WORE EVERYDAY WHILE I WAS WORKING AT MANGOS TROPICAL CAFE IN MIAMI, FL. THEN ONE DAY HE DISAPPEARED. 8 MONTHS LATER, NOW WE KNOW WHAT HAPPEN TO HIM, HE MADE IT TO THE BIG APPLE (THANK U!!!!!)! THIS GUY IS A REAL NUTCASE!!!!!!!!

Posted at 7:16PM on Jul 31st 2008 by IRENE

39. LMAO!!!

Go On Bar "Draggy" Do Ya Thing! Lol.

Posted at 6:16AM on Aug 1st 2008 by Shrlaine D.

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