Geese Give Martin Lawrence a Goose

Martin Lawrence's gone and gotten goosed -- literally.

This is no joke. The squawking birds have overrun the funnyman's Virginia farm and he's gone to serious lengths to deal with them. One neighbor tells TMZ Lawrence is trying to get rid of them the old-fashioned way -- with a gun.

But Martin's peeps tell us a different story -- that Martin isn't gunning for the geese at all and that he's trying to take care of the problem as "humanely" as possible.

She issued us the following statement:

"The Lawrence's private family farm is populated with many different animals. It is not uncommon to secure an off season hunting license in rural areas and is quite common for the oiling of eggs. A hunting license has been applied for by the property manager; at the same time, Martin has actively been exploring all possible humane ways to handle the overpopulation issue, while intending to do everything possible to preserve the animal habitat in which they reside. There are many different enterprises in rural VA that make their living assisting property owners on how to handle and manage migratory geese. It is unfortunate that a neighbor who has never met Martin or discussed the matter with him, would make this issue public without know all of the facts or the Lawrence family's intentions."

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16. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canada_Goose
hey a little knowledge is a good this or a dangerous thing not sure sometimes, but if you read this canada geese are the largest population of game bird in north america they are no longer endangered read before you post!!!!!!

Posted at 7:30PM on Jul 31st 2008 by goose poop on your endangered goose

17. Martin's farm is in my hometown...Leesburg, VA. Had no idea until I read this article and looked it up to see where in VA his farm is.

Posted at 9:29PM on Jul 31st 2008 by nova girl

18. This story sounds like it could be in one of Martin's next comedy movies.

Posted at 11:57AM on Aug 1st 2008 by Evo Ninja

19. He should just sprinkle some crack around the lawn. Them birds is nasty, they leave human size poop.

Posted at 12:59PM on Aug 1st 2008 by Granny Pants

20. Believe it or not, I am a professional in the field of Canada Goose Management.

Yes, they are protected by the Migratory Bird Act, thus Lawrence getting a PERMIT for hunting or egg oiling.

They are not Canadian. They are NAMED after Canada. Reporting this to Canada is hilarious!
The local Fish and Wildlife Service or Department of Natural Resources for the region would be your contact,
BUT also would have ISSUED the permit for the work.

A dog is the absolute best solution, a Border collie or any large breed can be hired. Geese are instinctually terrified of Dogs. However, this only pushes them to the neighbors.

Egg oiling is inhumane, as it causes the female bird to sit on her eggs until she is at the point of starvation.
If the professionals Mr. Lawrence have hired are still oiling or addling eggs, they should STOP.

Posted at 10:58PM on Aug 2nd 2008 by erin

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