John Mayer Is a Hard Bodied Soft Rocker

1. Damnnnnnnnn he is fine!

Posted at 12:30PM on Aug 1st 2008 by KK

2. they are always ripped but not big,you really need to compare guys like arnold to these lttle guys they look like little skinny punks

Posted at 12:43PM on Aug 1st 2008 by Stalker

3. whatever!!! looks ordinary to me....there are better looking guys around, he is just soooooooooo totally plain!!!

Posted at 12:50PM on Aug 1st 2008 by g

4. oh my God.. he is super gorgeous.. I was just listening to him sing too.. God he is sexy...Jen .. don't mess it up with this one...

Posted at 12:58PM on Aug 1st 2008 by mimi

5. Looks like the HGH "Joke" he played on the paps a few weeks ago wasn't a joke. He is definately on HGH or Steroids. This guy didn't have one muscle in his body two months ago. Now look how puffed up and how much "water" he is holding in due to steroid use. Water retention gives the "Puffy" muscular look. It will all go away once he stops using.

Posted at 1:48PM on Aug 1st 2008 by Matt

6. HE LOOKS SOOOO MUCH LIKE PENN BADGLEY! DOES ANYONE ELSE SEE IT?!?!

Posted at 2:02PM on Aug 1st 2008 by Ray

7.

To # 2 Stalker

Aaaahnold is short. The man can't be over 5'10". Movie makers must have some serious camera angle tricks because I couldn't believe I wasn't far off being nose-to-nose with him in the height department.

Posted at 2:34PM on Aug 1st 2008 by OCD

8. He looks like he walked straight out of the Jamie Lynn Spears-Aldridge Trailer Park.

Posted at 2:29PM on Aug 1st 2008 by Shmu

9. He looks like a burrrrrrrrrrrr headed Monkey ! This one ugly and nasty looking guy :(((
]God, how could Jennifer Aniston make love to him, Yikes !!! I had a friend, who dted him for a brief time,
she said he had a little pee,pee---thats why he can't keep the gal's. You would think ? with his money, he could
have surgery on it to make it up to at least average standars !

Posted at 2:53PM on Aug 1st 2008 by reggie

10. GOOD JOB JENIFER... KEEP THIS MAN - HE LOOKS VERY VERY NICE AND THE BOTH OF YOU LOOK GREAT TOGETHER.....
I AM VERY HAPPY FOR YOU JENNIFER.... HOPEFULLY AN ENGAGEMENT?? WE WOULD ALL LOVE TO SEE THAT DAY... YOU DESERVE AND HIM THE ** VERY BEST **...
JENNIFER...KEEP HIM.....

Posted at 10:10AM on Aug 2nd 2008 by shirliana

11.

I like the buzz cut. It makes his eyes look less "squinty".

One person I met (unfortunately, believe me) could look at his forearms and become orgasmic. Forearms. Orgasmic. I moved a few chairs down from her and kept one eye on her for the rest of the evening. And she was drinking something quite flammable that was pink and fizzy with bits of cherries and unidentifiable chunkies in it. Slurping it through a straw. She was very offputting as a person, but that slurping was enough to make me feel faint.

She said she wanted to stalk him and I saw the look in her eyes. It was the God's honest truth.

Watch your back, John!

Posted at 3:52PM on Aug 1st 2008 by OCD

12. On the MALE side, John Mayer has got to be one of the most self-absorbed, arrogant, rude, overrated "celebs" today.

What a joke!

Posted at 4:01PM on Aug 1st 2008 by Tony

13. He's a goth-Smurf.

Posted at 4:20PM on Aug 1st 2008 by NOT a Fan

14. YUMMMMM... HOT... SEXY..... I so want him

Posted at 5:06PM on Aug 1st 2008 by jp

15. Love the haircut. Love the music. Love him and Jennifer together.

Posted at 7:12PM on Aug 1st 2008 by Is There Anyone There?