New Zip Code, Same Game

1. He's an ass... so is his mom, Joyce.

Posted at 12:58PM on Aug 1st 2008 by Jaginator

2. he must have a big thing that these ladies all like.....lucky dog

Posted at 1:01PM on Aug 1st 2008 by ace1

3. I was friends with this guy, back in the 80's. His grandparents live in PA, which is where I'm originally from, and I even went out over Christmas. While I was there, I was dumped at the Beverly Center Mall, so Brian could go hang out with Robin Thicke and then, one day out of the blue, I had a letter returned to me, "Moved, left no return address", and never heard from him again. Years later, I found out his parents STILL live in the exact same house and I'm sure it was his mom, Joyce, who just decided I wasn't cool enough to be Brian's friend anymore and that he needed to spend more time with his Hollywood friends. He and his family are a bunch of phony jerks... I hope he reads this too, seeing as he's got nothing better to do these days.

Posted at 1:03PM on Aug 1st 2008 by Jaginator

4. Because he is HOTTTTTT!!! I had the biggest crush on him on 90210

Posted at 1:35PM on Aug 1st 2008 by robin

5. Der...He's Hung Like an 'effin Mac truck!!!
He's frickin' H-U-G-E !!! It's almost a deformity...it's that big.

Posted at 4:22PM on Aug 1st 2008 by Cluny

6. I think he's hot so I understand why he get's the hotties! Rock on Brain/David!!!!

Posted at 1:23PM on Aug 1st 2008 by Jennifer

7. Jag..hey dude, you need to get over it. Don't worry tho..Megan will soon dump BAG and then he will know the pain that you felt..and still seem to feel. You need to find yourself a new BFF.

Posted at 1:28PM on Aug 1st 2008 by Nine2five

8. 3 for 3 smoking hotties. play on playa.

Posted at 2:12PM on Aug 1st 2008 by barfy

9. Cause hes hot!

Posted at 1:35PM on Aug 1st 2008 by Sophie

10. Nine2Five... I've been over it for years, but everytime I see that phony face, it just pisses me off.

Posted at 1:34PM on Aug 1st 2008 by Jaginator

11. reports say he's as hung as Jason Priestly, so that tells you what these ladies like!

Posted at 3:15PM on Aug 1st 2008 by craz1901

12. He's hung like Jason Priestly that's why!

Posted at 3:49PM on Aug 1st 2008 by craz1901

13. Yeah, Lil Shorty... all Joyce cared about was pimping him out. It was sad, because he had a job on Knots Landing at the time, would go and work there all day, then she'd run him all over Hollywood to audition after audition, as he napped in the car... THEN he'd have to go to stupid hollywood teen "parties" where the goal was to get your pic snapped for the teen magazines. It was ridiculous. She was in her 50's in the 80's, so she must be pretty damn old by now.

Posted at 1:55PM on Aug 1st 2008 by Jaginator

14. You should check him out in "A Killer Next Door"

Posted at 1:56PM on Aug 1st 2008 by P. Carroll

15. He has a giant schlong and is good in bed.
Size does matter, I guess.

Posted at 1:56PM on Aug 1st 2008 by Lizz