Charlie's Chocolate Factory Missing an Employee

Not sure what's in that drink -- but Fashion designer Valentino is a green wig away from hanging with Willy Wonka.

If this tan is fashion sense -- orange you glad you don't have any?



Tags: Valentino Garavani, ValentinoGaravani

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16. You'd think, with all his money, he could afford someone to tell him he is baked. And so completely unattractive. Valentino, you may be able to style a dress, but you look like SH*T in real life. Beef jerky looks better.

Posted at 7:52PM on Aug 2nd 2008 by Schpoopty

17. That's so funny

Posted at 8:05PM on Aug 2nd 2008 by Adrienne

18. Is that an Oompa Loompa???

Posted at 8:04PM on Aug 2nd 2008 by Fina

19. He's probably been taking tanning pills containing Canthaxanthin. I think the pills are banned here in the Good Ol US of A. These pills have all sorts of side effects especially eye problems and aplastic anemia.

Posted at 8:21PM on Aug 2nd 2008 by chicken stripper

20. The shooter from the rapper party?Should have known is was a baked white guy that started the darn thing.

Posted at 8:31PM on Aug 2nd 2008 by Mik

21. He looks like an old purse i used to have ! yuck - i threw it out

Posted at 7:57AM on Aug 3rd 2008 by Murphy

22.
from the looks of it, NO need to order a

batch of botulism or a side of salmonella........

Posted at 8:39PM on Aug 2nd 2008 by john wayne gacy

23. Is this guy an orange midget?

His big fat pumpkin head is barely above the table!!!!

Posted at 8:45PM on Aug 2nd 2008 by Rob R Barron

24. True to his fasion sense, at least he has an overall covering of this....this.....this.....look. um, er, ahh, There don't seem to be many smudges because his entire HEAD is colored ORANGE!!! OMG WHERE THE HELL ARE HIS PEOPLE?!? WHY WOULD THEY LET HIM OUT LIKE THIS?!? FORFACKSAKES!!!! HIS FACKING EARS ARE ORANGE!!!!! run people, run for your lives.

Ok, for real. This is hilarious. wow!

Posted at 8:56PM on Aug 2nd 2008 by ForFackSakes!!!

25. WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 8:58PM on Aug 2nd 2008 by FlowerChild

26. His profile looks like a gorilla!!!!! LOL!!LOL!!LOL!! gotta love celebrities...

Posted at 9:02PM on Aug 2nd 2008 by FlowerChild

27. haha, i don't even care what happens in celeb's lifes. i just love to come here and read the titles of the stories. this one had me rolling!! props to whoever wrote it!

Posted at 9:04PM on Aug 2nd 2008 by matt

28. STICK A FORK IN THIS A_HOLE...HE"S DONE!

Posted at 9:10PM on Aug 2nd 2008 by Love the guy

29. What color is he? Well there you go!

Posted at 9:13PM on Aug 2nd 2008 by chicken stripper

30. White is the new orange

Is he wearing green hair?

Posted at 9:20PM on Aug 2nd 2008 by chicken stripper

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