Jennifer Lopez: Xenu on Line One

J.Lo and Marc Anthony went out to dinner with Scientolobud Leah Remini this weekend -- so we just had to ask, is Remini using her friendship as an in to a crazy Scientology recruiting plot?



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16. I think the main thing we learned from this clip is that Leah was very kind, opening her door and actually answering them.

Posted at 12:21AM on Aug 5th 2008 by Leah Fan

17. I really do care about Jennifer Lopez. I don't care about Marc Anthony. I hope,I want and I need for Jennifer Lopez to divorce Marc Anthony for good!!!! I also hope,I want and I need for Jennifer Lopez to marry me for good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 3:15AM on Aug 5th 2008 by George William Gockel

18. Man TMZ you guys are slowwwwwwwww Remini and Lopez have been friends for many years.. they were just having dinner. Eesh.. is this the best you can come up with??

Posted at 3:10AM on Aug 5th 2008 by Aero

19. What does the King of Queens and Leahs acting have to do with Scientology. I've just read the comments below, from some very small minded folk! Leah was an excellent actress, on a top show.. and who cares what she discusses over dinner with J-Lo.. and also, if Marc is skinny - so what! Get over yourselves...

Imagine you go for dinner on a Sat.night with Friends, and some sad loosers over analyse what you might or might not have been talking about.. and your weight, your acting skills etc...

Posted at 7:33AM on Aug 5th 2008 by Angw

20. Stop sayin J-Lo's kids are ugly! They're not. Any of you remember J-Lo as a 'fly-girl' dancer on In Living Color? Hair and eyebrows so black they'd scare you. Hollywood professional hair and makeup people got a hold of her and softened up her hard street image.

Posted at 7:42AM on Aug 5th 2008 by lukester

21. did anyone ever see that special on VH1 where leah was getting married and she was giving the DJ specifics on what to play and what not to play at her wedding reception and she was like "absolutely no J Lo....i just wont have it!" hahaha she obviously was joking...i think she is soooooo funny!!!!

Posted at 9:57AM on Aug 5th 2008 by HisFavoriteBrunette

22. J Lo's dad is a Scientologist, she was shilling for them about a year ago by claiming it's a normal religion.

So they were probably talking about how Big Pharma and pscyhiatry have brainwashed the media, governments, and groups of young protestors into thinking Scientologys bad.

Posted at 11:14AM on Aug 5th 2008 by bob dobbs

23. J Lo's dad is a Scientologist, she was shilling for them about a year ago,claiming it's a normal religion.

So they were probably talking about how Big Pharma and psychiatry have brainwashed the media, governments, and groups of young protestors into thinking Scientology is bad.

Posted at 11:20AM on Aug 5th 2008 by bob dobbs

24. Letterese has a good claim in there but after years of harassment, little legal skill and no money left for lawyers to help him continue the fight, his pro se lawsuit reads like a man who has partly lost it - exactly the effect scientology lawyers want. The reason Remini didn't hear about the lawsuit is because her church indoctrinates members to not read or listen to news, that all media are bad and "suppressive", so it's not wonder she didn't know. The videographer caught her off guard and the information was received,planted like a seed, hopefully she will wonder what is going on and start reading the news on the internet.
J.Lo's father is a scientologist of many years so she would be in by now if that was her desire. I'm just glad she's being her own person on this. Scientologists get like vultures when it comes to celebrities. It's good to see Remini is not letting her church pressure her to cross that line and destroy her friendship. Many relationships have been torn apart because of Scientology disconnection policy. Look that up at wiki . There are websites filled with stories of destroyed families and friendships.

Posted at 11:27AM on Aug 5th 2008 by Mary

25. I don't believe that anyone can convince Jennifer to join a particular religion! I doubt that Leah would even try to convince or discuss the prospects. Friends do not get together to discuss who's religion is better.

Posted at 12:09PM on Aug 5th 2008 by Bebe

26. I hated Carrie Heffernen on King of Queens..She was so rude and mean to everyone..and yet her fatso, manipulative husband she always treated with respect, go figure.

Posted at 12:18PM on Aug 5th 2008 by Midge

27. Yah Carrie H was a total beotch but she did have one shining moment on the mold episode when she told that guy off at the end. Hilarious! I've often wondered what Leah Remini would be like in "real life".

Posted at 12:23PM on Aug 5th 2008 by Alex McCarthy

28. LEAH REMINI IS A TOTAL J LO WANNABE!! JUST WATCH HER. SHE TRIES TO DRESS, WEAR HER HAIR AND ACT LIKE JLO. EVERYONE KNOWS HOW MUCH SHE WANTS TO BE JENNIFER. LEAH, GET YOUR OWN STYLE. STOP COPYING JLO ONCE AND FOR ALL!!!!

Posted at 1:05PM on Aug 5th 2008 by eyetoeye47

29. This story is only revealed to Scientologist after they have paid a lot of money over several years and reached a "higher level of awareness". If the people in Scientology at the lower levels knew about this story, maybe they would question why they are staying on the Scientology treadmill. The story goes like this:

75 million years ago, there was an alien galactic ruler named Xenu who was in charge of 76 planets in our sector of the galaxy, including planet Earth, whose name at that time was Teegeeack.

All of the planets Xenu controlled were over-populated by, on average, 178 billion people. Social problems dictated that Xenu rid his sector of the galaxy of this overpopulation problem, so he developed a plan.

Xenu sent out Tax Audit demands to all these billions of people.

As each one entered the audit centers for the income tax inspections, the people were seized, held down and injected with a mixture of alcohol and glycol, and frozen. Then, all 13.5 trillion of these frozen people were put into spaceships that looked exactly like DC8 airplanes, except that the spaceships had rocket engines instead of propellers.

Xenu's entire fleet of DC8-like spaceships then flew to planet Earth, where the frozen people were dumped in and around volcanoes in the Canary Islands and the Hawaiian Islands. When Xenu's Air Force had finished dumping the bodies into the volcanoes, hydrogen bombs were dropped into the volcanoes and the frozen space aliens were destroyed.

However, Xenu's plan involved setting up electronic traps in Teegeeack's atmosphere which were designed to trap the souls or spirits of the dead space aliens. When the 13.5 trillion spirits were being blown around on the nuclear winds, the electronic traps worked like a charm and captured all the souls in the electronic, sticky fly-paper like traps.

The spirits of the aliens were then taken to huge multiplex cinemas that Xenu had previously instructed his forces to build on Teegeeack. In these movie theaters the spirits had to spend many days watching special 3-D movies, the purpose of which was twofold: 1) to implant into these spirits a false reality, i.e. the reality that WOGS (Hubbard's derisory term for anyone not a Scientologists) know on Earth today; and, 2) to control these spirits for all eternity so that they could never cause trouble for Xenu in this sector of the Galaxy. During these films, many false pictures were implanted into these spirits, which resulted in the spirits believing in all the things that control mankind on Earth today, including religion. The concept of religion, including God, Christ, Mohammed, Moses etc., were all an implanted false reality that to this very minute is used to control WOGS on Earth.

When the films ended and the souls left the cinema, they started to stick together in clusters of a few thousand and remained that way until mankind began to inhabit the Earth. Today on Earth all the spirits of these aliens have attached themselves to our bodies and are the root cause of the false reality that all but Scientology's "Homo Novis" or OT 8's on earth experience. It is the job of all Scientologists to remove this false reality from the world by auditing each and every space alien spirit and human on earth to CLEAR not only this planet but the universe. For those who oppose Scientology and stand in their way like the Lisa McPherson Trust and all Scientology critics, Scientology promises to do away with them "quietly and without sorrow".

We have calculated that on average, each person on planet earth has 2,209 of these Body Thetans (BT's for short), Hubbard's term for the alien spirits, attached to you causing you and all mankind to be constrained by Xenu's false reality. The average cost for Scientology to OT 8 is a mere USD 360,000, meaning that each BT only costs USD 163 to clear. Now that is a bargain if there ever was one.

Hubbard never said the overall cost to the planet would be cheap, but let's examine it. The planetary cost equation is as follows: 13.5 trillion spirits times USD 163 equals a mere USD 2,205,000,000,000,000.

Just think about it -- USD 2.2 quadrillion -- WOW!, that's enough to keep Rear Admiral Miscavige, the current head of Scientology and Marty, his number two, in casino chips for a long time.

To finish the story, the Loyal Officers of the Marcab Confederation finally discovered how evil Xenu was and overthrew him. He is now locked away in a mountain on one of the planets and kept in by a force-field powered by an eternal battery. Several of Xenu's relatives can often be found on the internet newsgroup called alt.religion.scientology or ARS for short battling Scientology daily.

Posted at 4:13PM on Aug 5th 2008 by karen

30. I am crazy about Jennifer Lopez. I also am crazy for Jennifer Lopez. When Jennifer Lopez will divorce Marc Anthony for good? Jennifer Lopez and I will marry each other for good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 8:53PM on Aug 5th 2008 by George William Gockel

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