Smart Car, Stupid Purchase

Hey Shaq, how do your knees taste?
Shaq
The Diesel recently added a brand new Smart car to his fleet -- despite the fact that it's 1/8th his size -- and our people at thedirty.com got the photo proof.

Good things come in small, uncomfortable packages.

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16. He sits in the "trunk" d'bunk d'bunk d'bunkety bunk....

Posted at 10:31PM on Aug 4th 2008 by I can see it, can you?

17. The smart cars are soooo small....and SO OLD! When I went to visit my family in Europe they were ALL over paris...and that was 9 YEARS AGO

im over it

Posted at 12:09AM on Aug 5th 2008 by Patty

18. I am reminded of that episode of The Simpsons where the REALLY tall guy is in a small car, and Nelson laughs, and then must walk down the street pantsed.

Who can picture Shaq reciting those lines as he bought that car?

Posted at 10:27AM on Aug 5th 2008 by CJ

19. this is just for photograph purposes....i don't think he will be comfortable driving this car. He must have been paid quite a handful so he has to pose as such..MONEY TALKS!!!!

Posted at 11:24AM on Aug 5th 2008 by pixiechic

20. 18. I am reminded of that episode of The Simpsons where the REALLY tall guy is in a small car, and Nelson laughs, and then must walk down the street pantsed.

Who can picture Shaq reciting those lines as he bought that car?

Posted at 10:27AM on Aug 5th 2008 by CJ

"This is the largest automobile that I could afford"
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"Smile at the people. WAVE at the people. Now blow the people kisses....."

Posted at 5:11PM on Aug 5th 2008 by K Dawg ONE

21. Shaq makes the smart car look like a go cart, but I guess the car is pretty descent.

Posted at 12:48AM on Aug 7th 2008 by Kalon

22. I TOOK THIS PHOTO ON MY SIDEKICK AT MY HOUSE. SHAQ DID NOTTTTTT BUY A SMART CAR- HE WAS SIMPLY TEST DRIVING IT!!!! BEFORE PEOPLE RIP OTHER PEOPLES PHOTOS AND POST IT TO THE WORLD, GET YOUR INFORMATION RIGHT! THANKS TO WHOEVER STOLE THIS OFF MY FACEBOOK ACCOUNT AND SHOWED IT TO THE WORLD.

Posted at 12:35PM on Oct 23rd 2008 by RAYCHEL C

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