Jump On the Jolie-Pitt Money Train

TMZ didn't have the cash to become a serious bidder in the $14 million Brad/Angie baby pic war. But are those kids cuter, more interesting than yours? We think they aren't. So we're putting a price on your baby's head.

Send us a photo of your kid, assuming he/she is 3-months-old or younger. If your rug rat ends up in the TMZ gallery this Saturday, we'll send you $14. OK, not enough to buy a French chateau, but for at least one day that kid will be just as famous as Sean Preston or Jayden James ... and you can buy 14 burgers at McDonalds.

Click here to send us your pics! Be sure to include your name, your spawn's name and your address -- if you don't, we can't use the pic!

Reader Comments

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46. #43 I may be ignorant about the in vitro thing,but she said: she had her kids in vitro to don't have to go thru the stress to conceive. Now,if you tell she is not a bitch,come on. STRESS TO CONCEIVE,give me a freaking break,she screwed half world since she was 13 and now she can not have this stress to screw Brad to have a kid.People who does in vitro it's for more important reasons.

Posted at 9:50PM on Aug 5th 2008 by crazy

47. How many pediphiles will masterbate to your baby's picture and then shoot their load on the screen at your baby? Don't be stupid people. Tell TMZ to shove it!

Posted at 10:51PM on Aug 5th 2008 by Ms. X

48. WHATS THE EMAIL ADDRESS TO SEND THE PICS!! ITS NOT WORKING FOR ME TO CLICK ON THE LINK!!!! HELP EMAIL WHERE I SEND THE PICS PLEASE!!!!!!!
THANKS
SARA

PS
ALL BABIES SHOULD BE KNOWN WHEN THEY ARE BORN BECAUSE ALL BABIES ARE BEAUTIFUL! BUT ITS DEF SAD THAT CELEBS EXPLOIT THEIR CHILDREN AND THEIR LIVES FOR FAME AND MONEY!!!
SAD!!!

Posted at 4:24AM on Aug 6th 2008 by sara

49. SNOB-UGLY CREW......IS WHAT YOU SHOULD NAME THEM...THE WHOLE FAMILY IS UGLY. HEY WHY DONT YOU ADOPT FROM USA...THERE ARE PLENTY OF KIDS HERE THAT NEED ADOPTED...BUT THEN THEY WOULD HAVE THEM FOR A MOM AND DAD........BARF......GOES FOR YOU ALSO "MATERIAL GIRL"..........

Posted at 1:23AM on Aug 6th 2008 by BKBKBK

50. I think it is a very unique idea but what about the older than 3 month olds. My baby girl is 7 months and I think that she deserves to be on TMZ's website!!

Posted at 2:43AM on Aug 6th 2008 by loavmom

51. Well, Brad and Angie should get top price for their baby photos. If the tabloids can make hundred of millions from Brad and Angie's babies snaps, then they should get a slice of their pie.

Posted at 9:27AM on Aug 8th 2008 by Fisherrg

52. What is the big deal, all white baby look the same.

Posted at 1:23PM on Aug 21st 2008 by SO WHAT

53. Do we get to photochop cute smiles on our week old babies faces too? Believe me, a week old baby still resembles YODA and theirs are no exception. Oh, and my sixtuplets were conceived naturally, just like Angies twins. Must be great to have that much $. Maybe next time she can have in-vitro again, pretend she didn't, and give the kids to AMERICAN families that can't have kids and want them to raise on their own - without 20 nannies. Give it up Bradjalina - the world's sick of you.

Posted at 10:45AM on Aug 6th 2008 by c you next time

54. Good way to illustrate to illustrate the silliness over viewing the pictures of these twins who look like all newborns. Anyone who believes anything that Jolie says is naive at best.

Posted at 10:48AM on Aug 6th 2008 by drpjm

55. JEALOUS, JEALOUS, JEALOUS!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 2:05PM on Aug 6th 2008 by val

56. PEOPLE!!! DO NOT SELL YOUR CHILDREN'S PICTURE TO THIS TRASHY WEBSITE FOR $14!!!!!!!!!!!

ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME?!

Posted at 2:37PM on Aug 6th 2008 by lovecoffee

57. How F*in BRILLIANT TMZ!!! How to show your readers that YES, THEY WILL INDEED PIMIP THEIR KIDS AT THE DrOP OF A HAT...and not for 14 MILLION, but for a measely $14.00!!! What, that is like, 4 gallons of gas??? There is a reason why "legitimate" web sites ban the posting of childrens' pictures folks....pedophiles fill the internet! But go ahead, PIMP YOUR KID FOR ONE DAy OF GLORY ON TMZ and fourteen dollars!! How F*in funny is this! What a bunch of friggin hypocrites and yet they don't get that the joke is on them!! TMZ, I bow to you!!

Posted at 11:40PM on Aug 6th 2008 by $14 here, get your $14 here!

58. WHY DO THE KIDS HAVE TO BE UNDER 3 MONTHS??? That sucks.

Posted at 12:55PM on Aug 7th 2008 by Mama T

59. Extra points if the pictures sent in for the contest are Larry Birkhead style, meaning completely staged and in public. the more exploitative the better!

Posted at 5:23PM on Aug 7th 2008 by Agent Zero

60. I just submitted my kids picture..

Posted at 11:45AM on Aug 8th 2008 by jjccastaneda

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