Paris to McCain: "See You at the Debate, Bitches!"

Paris Hilton is finally slinging some mud back at "that white haired dude" who used her image in a political attack on Obama -- she just needed a team of comedy writers to do it.

Clad in a ridiculous leopard-print bathing suit, Paris shot a revenge video for FunnyOrDie.com -- in which she slams John McCain, announces her candidacy for the presidency, and even selects a running mate.

The scariest part: she might actually win.

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196. Feed this *beep*

WOW, SHE HAS A SENSE OF HUMOR!!

Posted at 10:40PM on Aug 12th 2008 by Muffy

197. QFT! LOL

“And they say Paris cant act?! She seems to be doing a pretty good job of pretending to know what shes talking about in this video.... Though, I DO have to admit, it is pretty funny.”

“This is probably the smartest thing Paris has ever done. Too funny!”

“Lighten the F-up people!”

Posted at 9:56AM on Aug 7th 2008 by Mistress Sybs

198. I've never been a fan so it's hard to admit, but she's funny in that video. Glad she ditched the baby voice. I think Joel Madden is a goos influence.

Posted at 10:37AM on Aug 7th 2008 by Gina in NE

199. I LOVE it!! Serves old McFeeble right!!! He deserves to be ragged on by her; he asked for it. And the ad is hilarious. Great job, Paris!!

Posted at 12:32PM on Aug 7th 2008 by melissa b

200. A very funny spot.You don't ave to like her but this for me is a highlight of a so far very boring campaign...

Posted at 2:12PM on Aug 7th 2008 by Another old dude

201. Paris i absolutely love you im a die hard fan. If i could vote and you were REALLy runinng for prez i'd totally vote for you.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Screw you McCain!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 6:15PM on Aug 7th 2008 by J'Lysa Wilson

202. Did she put on those "high healed" shoes before or after she was , ever so carefully, arranged on the pool side lounge chair for her big speech (which you know she couldn't think up any of that). IMAGE, IMAGE, IMAGE is all she's concerned with. It's all smoke and mirrors no matter if you are a phony, media manufactured "celebrity" as Paris calls herself, or a media manufactured political personality. Her high heal shoes and her calling her self "hot" are the dead give away that NOTHING has changed with her. She's as egotistical, vain and dim-witted as ever.

Posted at 11:00PM on Aug 11th 2008 by Shar

203. while she trashed mccain, and acted like her usual air-head self, she actually said a few intelligent things, but she probably had a more more intellectual person write them.

Posted at 7:24PM on Aug 7th 2008 by whatever

204. paris you totally rock!!!! that was so funny...lmao

OBAMA or DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bitches

Posted at 7:18PM on Aug 7th 2008 by Nikkie

205. LMFAO

that was awesome

"Like, really old"
xD

and I don't even like Paris Hilton

Posted at 7:10AM on Aug 8th 2008 by Alee-son

206. ha i dont like her at all but what they wrote for her is actually reasonable.

Posted at 11:27PM on Aug 14th 2008 by weeness

207. PARIS IS BURNING........I think Paris and Brit should go to Denver ,25th........These two women are not DUMB.....Check out there bank accounts........You go girls......MCFool is just what he is.....OLD as dirt.....No more WARS.....Peace out enerybody......

Posted at 8:50AM on Aug 8th 2008 by jazz

208. Obama is the anti-christ

Posted at 7:31AM on Aug 8th 2008 by facheezy

209. I, ilke, rather vote for Paris than some, like, sketchy, gray-haired old fart. That dude is, like, creepy. Besides, Paris rocks.

Posted at 8:21AM on Aug 8th 2008 by Nicole

210. That was hilarious! I thought I would crack up laughing! Go Paris!

Posted at 4:29PM on Aug 8th 2008 by Charles Westlake

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