Paris to McCain: "See You at the Debate, Bitches!"

Paris Hilton is finally slinging some mud back at "that white haired dude" who used her image in a political attack on Obama -- she just needed a team of comedy writers to do it.

Clad in a ridiculous leopard-print bathing suit, Paris shot a revenge video for FunnyOrDie.com -- in which she slams John McCain, announces her candidacy for the presidency, and even selects a running mate.

The scariest part: she might actually win.

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211. I think it is all great and she should be supported for breaking up an otherwise lackluster election with the lowest qualified group in history! Seriously... "Hilton 2020"
(when 35 and CAN be Prez) is much more interesting.

Who scraped the bottom of the barrel for these 2?

Back to Miss P.... I bought a sticker today on the website!
(paris4prez dot us) Cool stuff, support PINK!

And then can you imagine the lunch chats between Paris (of America), and Carla Bruni (of...France... Paris.)

That's hot bitches!!!!

There is a myspace too (votehilton08)

Posted at 6:32PM on Aug 10th 2008 by Celeb Surfer

212. And... calling stupid is no more so than all of YOU being HERE! You are the bait that is selling the ad space... for tmz... to promote the very crap you are complaining about! LOL... THAT is (lame) IRONIC!!!

What Paris et al did... now THAT was smart. ('cept the time killer 10 seconds of death while looking up 'Maui to tan')

I got it... rather than "Yes We Can".... "YES WE TAN" "YES WE TAN" "YES WE TAN" "YES WE TAN"!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 6:31PM on Aug 10th 2008 by Celeb Surfer

213. She is officially mentally impaired. I'm amazed shewas able to read the teleprompter.

Posted at 7:23AM on Aug 9th 2008 by Mercy

214. I give anyone $250,000 to take out Paris from this world pleaseeee, lol.

Posted at 12:03PM on Aug 9th 2008 by RIP

215. This whole situation is rather humorous because Paris' parents, Rick & Kathy Hilton actually gave money to McCain's campaign and then he turned around and used her like that in one of his commercials. Paris deserves every piece of revenge she can get. He's a two-faced backstabber like those whores you knew in middle school.

Posted at 1:30PM on Aug 9th 2008 by Jess Hinson

216. Johnny McCain: "If the Cong hadn't electrocuted my genitals while I was a prisoner of war, I might have gotten aroused by that Hilton political video!"

Posted at 1:28PM on Aug 9th 2008 by paris hilton could get elected dog catcher

217. It only took 200 takes for Paris to finally get that brief video right. Kind of like John McCain reading his cue cards for his "impromptu" speeches.

Posted at 1:35PM on Aug 9th 2008 by paris hilton could get elected dog catcher

218. Paris has never sounded so smart hahah!

Posted at 9:34PM on Aug 9th 2008 by Random

219. Please!!! Paris is such a pathetic retard, the fact that anyone finds her video even remotely funny is a sign of how low standards have fallen. She's not really insulted by the McCain ad, shes just a publicity wh*re who's taking advantage of the slim window of opportunity that came her way. Let's face it, her 15 minutes of fame isn't going to last much longer. Most people I've talked to at the MOA are bored to tears by her. (Even the Japanese tourist I've talked to.) LOL!! The only one's liking her are the extremist. Most liberals I know didn't think much of her little video. They prefer to stick to the issues and not get all caught up in this circus side show known as Paris Hilton.

Posted at 5:42PM on Aug 10th 2008 by smartypants

220. Greetings Earth humans. We are aliens who visited Earth recently to study Earth life systems and life zone changes. We will return on October of this Earth year. For further information about us, please visit (www) myspace (dot) com/aliensforearth.

We do not communicate with Earth governments and do not wish to involve ourselves with Earth human affairs. However, the time of open communication is nearing due to the need to prevent Earth human impact on planetary life systems becoming catastrophic. We will communite uniformly to all Earth humans at that time, to assure nothing is abused by Earth politicians or media. Our interests are with preserving Earth life systems.

We admire the response of Earth human Paris Hilton for its independence and timely response to being abused by Earth politicians. We have monitored Earth for over 100,000 Earth years and have witnessed all variety of political activity and discussion. Advanced measures to assure proper representation and corrections against abuse should be activily engaged.

Posted at 6:41PM on Aug 11th 2008 by ALIENS FOR EARTH

221. Apparently some individuals(celeb surfer) do not have the intellectual capacity to write in complete sentences....no more then one would expect from an obvious Paris fan. lol.

Posted at 8:48PM on Aug 11th 2008 by sassy

222. ITS SIMPLE. LOOK AT ALL THE CELEBRITES THAT ARE FOR OBAMA. THEY ARE DRIVEN BY GREED AND POPULARITY. LIVESTRONG! HAHAHAHAHA!

IM HAPPY TO SAY IM NOT VOTING FOR THE SAME CANDIDATE AS BRITNEY AND PARIS. WASN'T BRITNEY THE ONE WHO SAID WHEN BUSH WAS PRESIDENT THAT SHE "NEVER QUESTIONS THE PRESIDENTS AND JUST TRUSTS EVERYTHING HE IS DOING"

WOW... YOU REALLY SEEM INVOLVED IN THEM POLITICS DON'T YA KNUCKLEHEAD?!

IF ANY OF YOU ACTUALLY KNEW THE HISTORY BEHIND WHY WE ARE WHERE WE ARE AS A COUNTRY, YOU WOULD VOTE MCCAIN TOO. BUT YOU ARE ALL A BUNCH OF LEMMINGS WHO WILL VOTE FOR OBAMA BECAUSE ITS THE "COOL ALTERNATIVE THING TO VOTE FOR THE FIRST BLACK PRESIDENT."

WAIT AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS BETWEEN BLACK AND WHITES WHEN SOME HORRIBLE WHITE SUPREMECIST ASASSINATES OBAMA AND WE HAVE A CULTURE WAR.

HAVE FUN. WE AREN'T READY.

Posted at 2:12PM on Aug 12th 2008 by vah-gine

223. vah-gine, if YOU understood what controls the US NOW, you wouldn't be talking about voting for McCain. It's not McCain that's the problem, but about 30% of the secretive Republican Party elite and the embedded neo-con idealists that are tearing the US apart so that their international banking and corporate interests are better served. GET INFORMED!

Obama is going to be a great President and the Democrats will balance the budget again. Remember Bill Clinton balanced the budget (oh gee, the Republicans tell us that Democrats tax and spend, when its the Republicans that will proceed to do just that, just as the Bush administration does, while it goes to war against the widely known information that indicates not to!). George Bush and his backers/instructors are the Weapons of Mass Cultural Destruction. Voting for McCain keeps the same degenerates, Mossad puppets and international financiers in power inside the Pentagon.

The Dems are going to gain both in the House and the Senate. Neocons need not apply. The age of fear and stupidity, of trying to manipulate uneducated and knee-jerk masses, is coming to a close. AMERICANS ARE GOING TO TAKE AMERICA BACK!

Posted at 6:38PM on Aug 12th 2008 by PolarBear

224. At least Paris is trying to stay current. McCain's only claim to competency is the leftover, unresolved chip on his shoulder from being held captive when he was in the army. You can see he's still always on the edge of losing it, he's always angry, looking at every issue for an excuse to strike back at the enemy, always scared, always uninformed, always preconcieving the issue as part of an unconscious terror out of his past. His handlers are now trying to force him to tone down, use short sentence fragments, talk slow, never get excited, don't let the monster out into the microphone. That's just setting up an explosion, after the illusion of him being in control.

I think McCain has short-mans disease: always over-compensating and perceiving every challenge as a total threat and not being good at understanding anything fluidly, with careful, comprehensive awareness, of learning the context, the full information, the history, the influences, the perspectives, etc. THAT IS NOT PRESIDENTIAL MATERIAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Paris at least sat down to read a script that was carefully thought out, as short as it was, she wasn't there to see everything as another reason to start wars! ISN'T THIS COUNTRY SICK OF THE "MILITARY MADMAN" POLITICAL INDUSTRY? The 25% of the Republican Party and Mossad/international banker and corporation consortium that have infested the Pentagon and Washington?

Posted at 2:55PM on Aug 14th 2008 by PolarBear

225. i thought that was a funny video actually! Even if she didnt write it, she can still make it funny!

Posted at 12:06AM on Aug 15th 2008 by sam

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