Paris to McCain: "See You at the Debate, Bitches!"
Paris Hilton is finally slinging some mud back at "that white haired dude" who used her image in a political attack on Obama -- she just needed a team of comedy writers to do it.
Clad in a ridiculous leopard-print bathing suit, Paris shot a revenge video for FunnyOrDie.com -- in which she slams John McCain, announces her candidacy for the presidency, and even selects a running mate.
The scariest part: she might actually win.