Paris to McCain: "See You at the Debate, Bitches!"

Paris Hilton is finally slinging some mud back at "that white haired dude" who used her image in a political attack on Obama -- she just needed a team of comedy writers to do it.

Clad in a ridiculous leopard-print bathing suit, Paris shot a revenge video for FunnyOrDie.com -- in which she slams John McCain, announces her candidacy for the presidency, and even selects a running mate.

The scariest part: she might actually win.

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31. Love it! Paris is proving she can hold her own in the political world. Thanks to McCains comments, Paris is bouncing back with spunk! You go girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 6:47PM on Aug 5th 2008 by Milo Zane

32. Talk about pathetic,paris is looking for more attention,her family must be so proud of the white trash they have raised,she just needs to go away,she is such an idiot!!!!

Posted at 6:45PM on Aug 5th 2008 by anonymous

33. she's a dog.

Posted at 6:47PM on Aug 5th 2008 by hee haw !

34. I thought this was GREAT! Not only is it funny as hell, but for the first time she sounded bright, educated and not swallowing helium! Congrats!

Posted at 6:48PM on Aug 5th 2008 by Lulu

35. Almost 30, brain-dead with no education,can she even read????

Posted at 6:51PM on Aug 5th 2008 by anonymous

36. paris sure is looking thin from the AIDS virus. paris you had to know having sex with every man that asked you would result in real problems.

Posted at 6:50PM on Aug 5th 2008 by Big Daddy

37. I wonder if she realizes she has to be 35 to actually run....

Posted at 6:53PM on Aug 5th 2008 by Bec

38. Come on skank take on Obama for calling you yucky

Posted at 6:51PM on Aug 5th 2008 by Answer Obama

39. I love her!

Posted at 6:52PM on Aug 5th 2008 by just me .

40. All I could think the entire time was, damn that bitch's hands & feet are f-ing GARGANTUAN!

Posted at 6:59PM on Aug 5th 2008 by jami674

41. ha ha ha ha ha seriously was she reading a card or something? This is way to brainy for Paris ha ha ha

Posted at 6:57PM on Aug 5th 2008 by Aimz

42. Now THAT is funny! I think the ad is great. It really shows that Paris can laugh at herself, while getting back at McCain for putting her down and using her image in a negative way. Cudos to whoever wrote the ad -- very clever!!

Posted at 6:57PM on Aug 5th 2008 by cheriroyale

43. That was toooo funny!
Being in the 40ish white haired crowd I have never cared much for Paris. But for the first time I am actually amused by something she had to say (even if written for her). LMAO

Good for you, Paris!!!

Posted at 7:03PM on Aug 5th 2008 by Wynema

44. that bathing suit is sooooooo fugly!!!!

Posted at 7:00PM on Aug 5th 2008 by renee

45. That is very, very funny.

Posted at 7:06PM on Aug 5th 2008 by aNITA

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