Paris to McCain: "See You at the Debate, Bitches!"

Paris Hilton is finally slinging some mud back at "that white haired dude" who used her image in a political attack on Obama -- she just needed a team of comedy writers to do it.

Clad in a ridiculous leopard-print bathing suit, Paris shot a revenge video for FunnyOrDie.com -- in which she slams John McCain, announces her candidacy for the presidency, and even selects a running mate.

The scariest part: she might actually win.

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46. This is going to be funny! Regardless of who wrote what, you know they are about to nail this dirty old bastard!!! This man continues to make an ass out of himself! Why is he so worried about what Obama has going on, shouldn't he be worried about his own backyard? This is hilarious and it's about to get better! GET HIM PARIS!!!!!!

Posted at 7:11PM on Aug 5th 2008 by McCain lost his viagra...EEEWWWWW

47. SHUT UP PARIS AND CRAWL BACK INTO THE HOLE YOU CRAWLED OUT OF!!!!

Posted at 7:06PM on Aug 5th 2008 by HOLLYWOOD PEOPLE ARE WHINERS AND ASSHOLES

48. PARIS FOR PRESIDENT IMMEDIATELY! LOVE IT ALL SHE WILL TAKE CARE OF THE HOUSE AND THE SENATE IMMEDIATELY!

SHE WILL GIVE PELOSI CRAZY BIRD A MAKEOVER, TAKE CARE OF THE ENERGY NEED, MAKE PEOPLE FEEL GOOD ABOUT THEMSELVES WHICH WILL MAKE THEM MORE PRODUCTIVE AND BINGO OUR NATIONAL DEBT IS ERASED! PUT HER ON THE BALLOT NOW

XOXOXO
SAMANTHA

Posted at 7:11PM on Aug 5th 2008 by PARIS FOR PRESIDENT !!!!

49. Hmmm…I wonder why no one has really heard from Brit on this ad. Oh…now I remember; she’s the one with TALENT. I think what repulses me the most about McCain’s ad is that it gave this media glutton (a.k.a. Paris Hilton) more photo ops and media coverage. Thanks, John -- as if we needed this. And since when is mud slinging new to Hilton? Cottage cheese in a garbage bag, anyone? What a hypocrite.

Posted at 7:11PM on Aug 5th 2008 by GS

50. McCain is such a moron, paris can outwit him anyday.

Posted at 9:43PM on Aug 7th 2008 by Wayyyy to go Paris!

51. Can one of the many racist idiots on this site explain to me your anger over the possibility of Obama becoming President. I'm confused on the color issue. Does the color of a man's skin really matter?

Posted at 7:16PM on Aug 5th 2008 by Splain Lucy

52. Paris can probably outwit McCain anytime!

Posted at 7:12PM on Aug 5th 2008 by McCain sucks!

53. Paris,
I need another video now..
Love,
Rick Salomon

Posted at 7:12PM on Aug 5th 2008 by Dan Tanna

54. I THINK PARIS MAYBE SMARTER THEN MCCAIN HE HAD BETTER WATCH OUT MATCHING WITS WITH HER.

Posted at 7:13PM on Aug 5th 2008 by PARIS FOR PRESIDENT !!!!

55. Gross...looks like another ad for "The Hottie and the Nottie." She's definitely reading form a cue card. Sheesh -- the woman can't act her way out of a paper bag. I didn't think this was funny at all -- just stupid.

Posted at 7:15PM on Aug 5th 2008 by georgi

56. Too much inbredding going on there. TMZ I can't believe you even give her any face time.

Posted at 7:34PM on Aug 5th 2008 by Debbie

57. The only thing that is in even poorer taste than McCain's ad is this stupid video. How can a presidential candidate lower himself to this level -- where this phony narcissist gets the opportunity to respond in such an offensive way. We've reached an all-time low.

Posted at 7:25PM on Aug 5th 2008 by Bill

58. Fat ass kim kardashian? Maybe if Clinton were still in office, but McCain? Please, he can't find his pecker let alone get it up! The thought makes me want to barf! Besides Kim is into black men! That excludes Obama seeing that he has a little bit of black & white!!!

Posted at 7:31PM on Aug 5th 2008 by Retardashian

59. wow.
two minutes of my life i'll never get back.

Posted at 10:47PM on Aug 5th 2008 by Y

60. Go Paris! It's good to know you are not taking this old man seriously. Obviously the majority of this country is not taking him seriously either. Maybe you (Paris should try politics)....you've got some good ideas!

Posted at 7:36PM on Aug 5th 2008 by Milo Zane

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