Paris to McCain: "See You at the Debate, Bitches!"

Paris Hilton is finally slinging some mud back at "that white haired dude" who used her image in a political attack on Obama -- she just needed a team of comedy writers to do it.

Clad in a ridiculous leopard-print bathing suit, Paris shot a revenge video for FunnyOrDie.com -- in which she slams John McCain, announces her candidacy for the presidency, and even selects a running mate.

The scariest part: she might actually win.

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61. Paris can read???????!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 7:38PM on Aug 5th 2008 by marybeth

62. Lol. I woudn't be quite so smug, Paris. All that money your parents donated to the McCain campaign probably paid for that ad. Your silly video and your mother's posturing only gave more press coverage to McCain. Stupid is as stupid does.

Posted at 7:39PM on Aug 5th 2008 by CM

63. Paris owned "McCane" I'm no fan of Paris but she definitely brought her A game!!

Posted at 7:39PM on Aug 5th 2008 by Me

64. Good lord, the paid PR Hilton posters are out in full force. Or is it just the Obama supporters? This woman is repugnant; and this video is just as stupid. I'm voting for Obama -- but just the same -- this video is downright lame.

Posted at 6:31AM on Aug 6th 2008 by CM

65. Actually, if you think about it Paris has done a brilliant job of branding herself. So brilliant in fact that she is able to make a living off of her "brand" as a dingy, airheaded blond heiress. Not just a living, but probably a killing! If you know anything about Hollywood you know that in order to "make it" you need a personal brand that makes you stand out from all the other wanna-be stars. Paris has certainly done that, ala Pam Anderson, Jessica Simpson, Marilyn Monroe. Other blonds who certainly haven't been hurt by being perceived as dingy. I would just about bet anything that she is, if not of genius IQ, than certainly intelligent enough to have the entire world buy into her act. If it wasn't for all of YOU who feel so strongly one way or the other about her (love her or despise her) she wouldn't be able to make a living as she does.
Not a fan per se - just some food for thought.

Posted at 7:46PM on Aug 5th 2008 by Not so fast...

66. To #64: Not so Fast

Excuse me -- brilliant? Had it not been for that sex video and the last name of Hilton, there would be no "brand name" to speak of. Ms. Hilton makes most of her money by slapping her name on the box of merchandise that other people create design, and manufacture. She has to be the most disrespected "celebrity" out there, today. And as far as her "brilliance" is concerned, her father bankrolled her some time ago so that she could acquire the assistance of people to promote her, and to do the marketing end, etc. It’s well known just who buys this over-priced merchandise. So much for creating "her empire" on her own. There are also the revenues she receives from the sales of her sex tape with Solomon.

She continues to prove her disingenuous character and lack of integrity by lying to the general public almost every time she gives an interview. I don't consider being booed at the Spike Awards, and being snubbed at theatres nation-wide when people simply failed to show up to see her film to be much of a success. She is not famous – she is infamous, and that’s a pretty shallow legacy.


Posted at 8:01PM on Aug 5th 2008 by In the Know

67. the beginning of this was pretty hilarious.

Posted at 8:05PM on Aug 5th 2008 by Becca

68. Paris haters walk on four legs and howl at the moon.
Princess Paris is sweet and cuddly and talented and beautiful.

800 Pound Gorilla

Posted at 8:07PM on Aug 5th 2008 by 800 Pound Gorilla

69. Loves it. Ironically she could not be anywhere near as terrible as any one of the bush family. How sad.

Posted at 8:12PM on Aug 5th 2008 by chillywilly808@yahoo.com

70. yeah the "old days"..when gas was cheap and made sense,we had friends in the world,didnt fight with every country to be "like us" (thats pretty german if ya ask me,grow up already)plp went out cause they had "interest" in things and not the idiot box telling them whats "cool" or watching your dumb show,plp seemed less retarded and happier(not uptight 24/7),plp had more style and class..old things like that huh?..oh and the common american could afford the so-called "american dream" right?..old things like that?..
thanks but no thanks,we already have on idiot in office dont need another..last 8 yrs has proven that clearly..thanks but no thanks..

Posted at 8:15PM on Aug 5th 2008 by whereallscrewed

71. #65 - I'm sorry, where in my post did I say she was brilliant? I said she has done a brilliant job of branding herself. And she has. I don't care who bank rolled her or who actually produces the merchandise. Fact is - without her branding (and yes, that means absolutely capitalizing on her last name) she wouldn't be selling that merchandise and creating so much tabloid fodder that people like you - the haters - love to revel in. Like I said, I'm not a fan, but as someone in marketing I have to acknowledge that her execution of her brand is impressive.

As a side note - this forum is for anybody to express their opinions. I'm not trying to sway anybody and I don't really appreciate the snotty and overly superior manner in which you responded to me. I respect your opinion and I expect mine to be respected as well.

Posted at 8:22PM on Aug 5th 2008 by Not so fast...

72. PARIS, WHY don't you consider maybe taking some lets see college courses, or spend some of your money on some bibles, or hire someone to help you become something more than over rated. HOT and saying YOUR HOT, ITS HOT, please just stop, because we know you think its cool but its not. NICOLE IS what made you tolerable, because I personally thought she had a great personality and she has grown up moved on with her life. Your not that young anymore, and honestly you give beautiful women a bad name because either you are that stupid or you act that stupid. PARIS HILTON IS SO OVER, I ACTUALLY FEEL A LITTLE SORRY FOR HER. ITS PATHETIC

Posted at 8:32PM on Aug 5th 2008 by WHAT DO WE DO TO DESERVE THIS ABUSE

73. To In The Know: I agree with you, wholeheartedly. Most of us do.

To Not So Fast: You said genius IQ as a matter of fact. And ITK wasn't being superior -- he was being honest.

Both McCain and Hilton have themselves look like a couple of horses’ rumps. Paris brings her “A game”? I don’t know who wrote her dialogue – she obviously didn’t. But I don’t think McCain has anything to fear from someone who thinks that West Africa is a country, and that Rwanda is “a dangerous place,” and that she might have to eat candy bars. Enough said.

Posted at 8:33PM on Aug 5th 2008 by GeorgeS

74. One more comment #70 - Not So Fast

Disrespect is not hatred. You should know better.

Posted at 8:38PM on Aug 5th 2008 by GeorgeS

75. OhCrap, Now people like 8000 pond gorilla are gonna think she has a brain. It took at least 3 days for her to learn this pathedic speech, now she thinks shes smart. Paris some of us still remember your real life an how you try to dance on poles, act relegious with your guru, etc, we arent as dumb as you stupid, you arent fooling anyone but the monkey.

Posted at 8:38PM on Aug 5th 2008 by OhCrap

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