There are seven reasons why Samantha Ronson has a new ball and chain.
We did some digging and found out why Sammy's car was Denver Booted. Seven unpaid tickets will do it every time -- she's now in the hole for $617. Five of the tickets are delinquent ... two are current.
All the tix are for expired tags.
Filed under: Celebrity Justice
1. YIKES! She is turning into a man right before my eyes!
Posted at 12:44PM on Aug 6th 2008 by Kelli
2. Was the door goo complimentary of the parking police? Ew.
Posted at 12:45PM on Aug 6th 2008 by Reality TV Sucks
3. SAMRO HAS STOLEN FROM US THE BEAUTIFUL LILO.
NOW SAMRO HAS STOLEN FROM THE HARDWORKING TAXPAYERS, SAMRO IS TRYING TO CHEAT TAXES AND NOT PAY HER BILLS
SHE IS A DEADBEAT LOWLIFE AND WE WANT OUR BELOVED LILO BACK!!
Posted at 12:47PM on Aug 6th 2008 by questor
4. She looks like she would smell badly of stale cigs and nasty hair from that too many times worn hat.... not to mention a little style would go a long way to one looking just a wee bit better. I don't care how manly she wants to look she could improve just a bit from grunge
Posted at 12:50PM on Aug 6th 2008 by Molly
5. is this a guy?????? or a girl???? i can't tell, loho will pay the tickets, thats her boygirl friend,
Posted at 12:50PM on Aug 6th 2008 by pattie
6. what is on the car???????????
Posted at 12:52PM on Aug 6th 2008 by pattie
7. This story reminds me of the episode of the Simpsons, "Homer Simpson vs the City of NY".... when he gets a stack of parking tickets and inevitably a boot as well. But he drives with the boot anyway... behind a garbage truck.
I'm just sayin'
Meanwhile, I like SamRo. I don't know why, her legs are too thin. But I like her meth user look (puffy sneakers aside)
Posted at 12:56PM on Aug 6th 2008 by tragedytragedy
8. SO SHE IS WHAT MAKES LINDSAY HAPPY????? LINDSAY SHOULD TORTURE SAM AGAIN AND TAKE HER ON A SHOOPING SPREE!!! SO.......DOES SAM WORK??? SHE IS A DJ AND I HAVENT SEEN HER WORK IN ALONG TIME....MMHH I THINK SHE IS THE TYPE TO BINGE OFF OTHERS.......POOR LINDSAY SHE DOSENT KNOW WHATS SHE IS DOING!!!! OH SO SAND ; (
Posted at 1:03PM on Aug 6th 2008 by CHIKILLA_LUV
9.
Slow news day, hunh?
Since she's not around TMZ paps do what? Stalk her car? Does she have a dog that you can take photos of also? How about the lawn men. Maybe they are shirtless. Or the mailperson.
Posted at 1:04PM on Aug 6th 2008 by OCD
10. I don't believe there is a single white woman on the face of this earth who isn't lesbian or as a minimum, bi-sexual. I'm telling you, put two white women together and within seconds there is a liplock going on and heads start going between thighs. I feel sorry for white guys. When you''re black mexican or asian, we won't allow men in our homes while we're out because of what might happen. White guys have to worry about the next door mom coming over in the morning to "borrow a cup of sugar." Man, finally, something to feel sorry about when it comes to white guys.
Posted at 1:06PM on Aug 6th 2008 by pncmsing
11. Separated at birth?
Matt Drudge, Samantha Ronson
Posted at 1:09PM on Aug 6th 2008 by SuperStarSteve
12. Is that Harry Dean Stanton in the white fedora?....I'm just sayin'....
Posted at 1:10PM on Aug 6th 2008 by Blue Drew
13. That's a girl?
Posted at 1:11PM on Aug 6th 2008 by Debbie
14. what a stupid little lezbot!!!
Posted at 1:14PM on Aug 6th 2008 by renee
15. # 13 Are you kidding ! Don't feel sorry for the white guy dude. We are laughing all the way to the bank
Posted at 1:19PM on Aug 6th 2008 by Bob
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