Celebrity Justice
Troyer's Ex: Thanks for the "Lasting" Gift

Verne Troyer's video sex partner is pissed, and now claims Mini Me's m.o. is all about back taxes and a mysterious reference to a "lasting gift".

Ranae Shrider's legal mouthpiece, Keith Davidson, is raggin' on Verne claiming he can't pay his taxes "because he is paying his lawyer hundreds of thousands of dollars to file ridiculous lawsuits." He cites, among other things, the suit against TMZ for running the sex tape story, which was dismissed.

Davidson calls Verne "a small-minded, vindictive, heartbroken, desperate and trivial celebrity," adding, "Mr. Troyer would be better served retiring his Federal and state tax obligations rather than suing a girl who he dated for only three months before videotaping their diminutive sessions." We've never heard a sex tape called a "diminutive session," but whatever.

Oh yes, and there's this. Shrider's lawyer ends with the following shot: "Ms. Shrider would still like to thank Mr. Troyer for the 'lasting' gifts he has imparted her with." So, what do you suppose he means by that?

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31. eeeeeewwwww is all that comes to my mind

Posted at 3:42PM on Aug 6th 2008 by cece

32. I wonder if she IS pregnant??? OMG could you just imagine? Lets hope the baby looks like her!

Posted at 3:24PM on Aug 6th 2008 by Wilson

33. SMALL POX

Posted at 3:22PM on Aug 6th 2008 by ML

34. I can see the headlines now: " OK Magazine in Bidding War with HELLO for baby Shrider Troyer Photos for 20 Million Dollars" LMAO

Posted at 3:25PM on Aug 6th 2008 by Perez

35. Herpes- the gift that keeps on giving!

Posted at 3:26PM on Aug 6th 2008 by Liz

36. Awww he gave her midget herpes. I feel bad for her.

Posted at 3:26PM on Aug 6th 2008 by May

37. Apologies comment 19... I meant comment 2! Comment 2 is the moran, not you LOL

Posted at 3:33PM on Aug 6th 2008 by Wilson

38. HAHAHAHA...
NOW HIM AND THE RENAE ARE PART OF THE INFAMOUS PARIS HILTON HERPES CHAIN!
I BET IT CAN ALL BE TRACED BACK TO PARIS HILTON (AKA:1-800-VALTREX)

Posted at 3:36PM on Aug 6th 2008 by VEGASSSSBAYBEEEEEEE

39. How many women has he laid claim to? Ewwwwwwwwwww I just do not see what ANY of them see in him. I wonder if you can see his ilk in the infamous sex tape that still does not exist. Gotts hand it to the little dude, he knows how to make an entrance. DOH!

Posted at 3:39PM on Aug 6th 2008 by CaptainGaracil

40. She deserves it if she caught something. She was trying to become famous and that is the only reason she dated him. Full circle for this chick!

Posted at 3:54PM on Aug 6th 2008 by Kelli

41. MINI ME VD

Posted at 4:01PM on Aug 6th 2008 by PENNY

42. There once was a midget named Verne....
Whos pee pee was tiny but stern....
He gave a girl herp...
Cause he's a gross little twerp ....
and when she whizzes it makes her junk Burn......

Posted at 4:08PM on Aug 6th 2008 by Beth Monroe

43. LOL at Beth Monroe!

Posted at 4:20PM on Aug 6th 2008 by Kelli

44. Nightmares

Posted at 4:33PM on Aug 6th 2008 by creepy

45. Can u say HERPES

Posted at 12:02PM on Aug 7th 2008 by Kim

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