Celebrity Justice
Troyer's Ex: Thanks for the "Lasting" Gift

Verne Troyer's video sex partner is pissed, and now claims Mini Me's m.o. is all about back taxes and a mysterious reference to a "lasting gift".

Ranae Shrider's legal mouthpiece, Keith Davidson, is raggin' on Verne claiming he can't pay his taxes "because he is paying his lawyer hundreds of thousands of dollars to file ridiculous lawsuits." He cites, among other things, the suit against TMZ for running the sex tape story, which was dismissed.

Davidson calls Verne "a small-minded, vindictive, heartbroken, desperate and trivial celebrity," adding, "Mr. Troyer would be better served retiring his Federal and state tax obligations rather than suing a girl who he dated for only three months before videotaping their diminutive sessions." We've never heard a sex tape called a "diminutive session," but whatever.

Oh yes, and there's this. Shrider's lawyer ends with the following shot: "Ms. Shrider would still like to thank Mr. Troyer for the 'lasting' gifts he has imparted her with." So, what do you suppose he means by that?

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46. You are a total wanker Kelli #40. What are you trying to say about Verne? That there is no possible way she could have had feelings for him? That he is not as deserving of love as anyone else? I cant decide which makes you a bigger b*tch; that you think she deserves an std because she wants fame or because you don't think there is anything redeemable about Verne that would make her care about him. They lived together for 6 months and we never heard anything about her or him until they broke up. Does not sound to me like either one of them were looking for fame, but you are a horrible person to insinuate that Verne could not possibly be loved for just being himself.

Posted at 8:17PM on Aug 6th 2008 by Mini Fan

47. Troyer is my Hero,now that I know he has "special gifts".

Posted at 9:54PM on Aug 6th 2008 by karen karen karen

48. Maybe its some thing else...maybe he paid for new boobages for her? Lets hope thats it and not an STD. Why would she tell the world if he gave her an std as not something a woman would want alot of people to know.

Posted at 8:22PM on Aug 7th 2008 by Dawn M.

49. I CAN'T BELIEVE SOMETHING SOOOOO LITTLE CAN POSSIBLY BE PENETRATED AND STILL CATCH SOMETHING! HILARIOUS!!!

Posted at 5:24PM on Aug 10th 2008 by NuKiNg FuTz

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