When You Care Enough to Slam the Very Best

Being slapped with a lawsuit by Paris Hilton hasn't scared Hallmark into submission -- and now they're tearing apart even bigger names like Brad Pitt, Jessica Simpson and Lindsay Lohan.
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Despite being held up in appeals court over a card depicting Paris as a waitress, Hallmark's subdivision Shoebox is going ahead with birthday greetings ripping on LiLo's boozy backstory, Brangelina's brood and Jess' brains -- or lack thereof.

The new crop could file suits similar to Hilton's, but the card company ain't afraid, telling TMZ: "Some of Hallmark's new humor greeting cards are parodies of today's most popular celebrities and politicians. These cards take a satirical look at news and gossip surrounding these public figures and we do not believe the cards violate any of these public figures' rights."

Reps for Lohan, Pitt and Simpson didn't immediately comment.



Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Brad & Angelina, Lindsay Lohan

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16. "You tree huggers" (Communist)
I am sure you wipe your little butts on something made from trees.
Do you use cotton wash cloths and then wash them out?
Did not think so!
Go Hallmark! Make Millions That's the American Way.

Posted at 2:59PM on Aug 6th 2008 by Hammer Time

17. TMZ -- you mentioned appeals court. I'm assuming someone filed an appeal over the original judgment in this lawsuit. Just curious -- who filed the appeal?

Posted at 4:19PM on Aug 6th 2008 by geo

18. Those cards are just plain stupid. I would never insult a loved one with one of those cards.

Posted at 4:24PM on Aug 6th 2008 by Beach Girl

19. Jesus!!!
I'm a waitress ... Was Paris really SO INSULTED by that ...

Posted at 1:50PM on Aug 7th 2008 by jana

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