Suri: I Want to Be Part Of Your World
Katie Holmes took little Suri to see "The Little Mermaid" on Broadway last night -- funny, since both Ariel and the Cruises spend most of their time wondering what it's like to be human.
Katie Holmes took little Suri to see "The Little Mermaid" on Broadway last night -- funny, since both Ariel and the Cruises spend most of their time wondering what it's like to be human.
46. That kid is going to end up walking all screwed up (since her feet haven't touched the ground from the day she was born) and she certainly will not know what the hell a glass is. With parenting like that she will be on the bottle all her life...the booze bottle!
Posted at 4:39AM on Aug 12th 2008 by sophie
47. The non-walking is a great point. She's well over the age of being carried EVERYWHERE. Maybe it's a Scientology thing. Speaking of which, does this kid even talk? She should be parroting a few L. Ron Hubbard passages by now.
Posted at 12:37PM on Aug 7th 2008 by nemesis26
48. I'm willing to concede that the reason they always seem to be carrying Suri is possibly because when they're photographed, there's always a crush of shouting paparazzi with flash cameras towering over them which can be terrifying to a child who's less than 3 feet tall. In a situation like that, I'd think it would be BAD parenting if they didn't carry their daughter.
However...over 2 years old and still on Playtex newborn bottles? Or any bottles? They should be embarrassed as parents to be seen in public with her drinking out of those.
I'd also like to say that I f'ing HATE TMZ---and I hope California lawmakers "regulates" you guys right out of business.
Posted at 12:44PM on Aug 7th 2008 by JewelE
49. Oh -- and what's with Mrs. Cruise's "Jackie O" impersonation with that look and those glasses? A Kennedy New Yorker she most definitely is not. Please "beam them back up", Scotty.
Posted at 12:47PM on Aug 7th 2008 by nemesis26
50. Unbelievable! My 21 month old granddaughter has been off the bottle for almost a year. she even rarely uses a sippy cup!
Posted at 12:50PM on Aug 7th 2008 by No way
51. Isn't she to old for a bottle?
Posted at 1:00PM on Aug 7th 2008 by Janet L
52. Too old for the bottle and too YOUNG for the theatre! It's inappropriate and just plain rude to subject the audience to a whining and wriggling toddler! It's just plain mean to the child also to expect her to sit in place so long.
Posted at 1:06PM on Aug 7th 2008 by Dee
53. I feel sooo sorry for this kid!!!
Whack Jobs for parents.
Hey Katie, Rihanna called she would like her hair cut back.
First Posh now Rihanna, who the hell does this girls hair? Some Sciencebot hairdresser.
Run Suri Run to the nearest child protective services!!!!
Posted at 1:27PM on Aug 7th 2008 by TorontoPerezFan
54. Gosh!!! Will somebody take the bottle from that kid's mouth. She is entirely too old for that and her parents, who probably don't believe in pediatricians, should know better, but I guess they can afford the dental work that will be required to fix her mouth.
Posted at 1:45PM on Aug 7th 2008 by Angie
55. The bottle is why Scientologist don't need Psychiatrists. They get to suck their thumb and bottles until they are 21, and it feels like an, o so much more, secure world. You don't know about psychiatrists, I do!
Posted at 2:21PM on Aug 7th 2008 by Tom Cruise
56. Can't believe Suri's going to see a Broadway play. Broadway plays are recommended for children 5 and older because of attention span issues. What are the Cruises' thinking of trying to explain to Suri that mommy's going to be in the same kind of play? Hey, whose watching Connor and Isbella when Tom is in New York with his new wife, since Nicole Kidman is away also. What a family, let the relatives what them oh they are not important to do anything with only in LA.
Posted at 2:25PM on Aug 7th 2008 by happynewyorker
57. Can't believe Suri's going to see a Broadway play. Broadway plays are recommended for children 5 and older because of attention span issues.
Posted at 2:24PM on Aug 7th 2008 by happynewyorker
58. Poor Suri! Her teeth are probably rotting out from the weird Scientology concoction they've been feeding her in the bottle since birth. Scientologists don't believe in feeding a baby breast milk. They believe breast milk is toxic. No canned formula either. Nuts!
Posted at 2:13PM on Aug 7th 2008 by jf
59. This is a message to JewelE
If you hate TMZ, why do you read it???????????? You know you like it!
Posted at 2:28PM on Aug 7th 2008 by Caro
60. SOMEONE NEEDS TOO TAKE THAT CHILD AWAY FRM THEM!!! THEY ARE GOING TOO TURN HER INTO A FREAKKKKK!!!!!SHE IS TOO OLD TOO SUCK THE BOTTLE !WTF WERE THEY THINKING !SHE IS GOING TOO TURN INTO A ROTTEN BRAT!!!!TOM IS A SICK MUTHERFER!!HE NEEDS TO GO BACK TOO THE ALIENS HES DREAMED UP!!!!KATIE NEEDS TO CHECK HERSELF .NICOLE GOT LUCKY TOO GET AWAY FROM HIM. THOSE OTHER KIDS THAT THEY ADOPTED ARE JUST AS BAD AS HIM... LET THE HALFBREEDS STAY WITH HIM .AT LEAST NICOLE HAS GOT HERSELF A WHITE BABY!!!
Posted at 3:28AM on Aug 9th 2008 by MALIBU