Brooke Hogan: Busty or Busted?

There is a very simple formula to figure out whether Brooke Hogan is looking good.

Brooke Hogan -- by herself -- in a bikini on the beaches of Miami is good.

Brooke, with her dad rubbing lotion on her backside, is bad.

This one falls under category A.



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16. She has that constant scowl she inherited from her mother.

Posted at 12:45PM on Aug 8th 2008 by Jeff Dranetz

17. I don't understand what is so wrong with the way Brooke looks. Hefty calfs? don't see it. Fat, not even close. What, just because she dosen't look like the stick figure models it gives people the right to rip her apart. Get over yourselves! I bet the ones of you calling her fat and ugly are sitting on your fat ass in a computer chair that can hardly accomidate it, eating a bag of cheetos. I'm sorry but she is NOT fat, ugly or looking like a tranny EVER. She has goregous curves, I am skinny and wish I had the curves she does. I don't care for some of her clothing selection at times, but really, who cares? She seems to be a very nice, honest, intellegent girl and I have much more respect for her than ANY of the rest of her family. I can't imagine what she is going through right now, especially with the way her mother is acting. DON"T call Brooke a skank, that word should be reserved for her mother.

Posted at 12:46PM on Aug 8th 2008 by Nikki

18. Not busty (those are fake tits; she's got major implants) or busted (she's not doing drugs like her brother...yet). No, I'll go with retarded. Her "reality" show is about as fake as they come, just like all "reality" shows; fake, false, set up & scripted.

Yup, retarded is the word...

Posted at 12:53PM on Aug 8th 2008 by Nice fake cans

19. That was not brooke he was rubbing down! it was his girlfriend!

Posted at 1:19PM on Aug 8th 2008 by Linz

20. Linz, it was Brooke....btw...how tall IS she?
She would make a good wrestler...She should get in the ring with dad (maybe tha's not such a good idea,
In case he brings tanning lotion to the ring)
She must weigh at least 170-180(well proportioned though)..
She is in a pretty rough situation, with Dad/Mom in their immature squabble, and Nick dropping soap, in the "pokey".

Posted at 1:36PM on Aug 8th 2008 by hoochie

21. GIVE ME A BREAK. THEY ARE FAMILY AND THE MEDIA WILL SAY ANYTHING TO GET PEOPLE TALKING. SHUT UP...LEAVE THE FAMILY ALONE!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 11:47PM on Aug 14th 2008 by sheri

22. Are you sure thats Brooke? It kinda looks like her and it kinda doesn't.

Posted at 1:45PM on Aug 8th 2008 by Kim

23. I think Brooke even admitted it, on the Chelsea Lately show, a couple weeks ago.
Her defense - "My Dad used to see me naked, when i was a baby, why is THIS a problem?"
That isn't verbatim, but that was the gist of it...

Posted at 1:51PM on Aug 8th 2008 by hoochie

24. 30days of night she a dead ringer.

Posted at 1:53PM on Aug 8th 2008 by KennyG

25. She is going to be the UGLIEST old lady

Posted at 2:08PM on Aug 8th 2008 by ainteasybeincheesy

26. Good thing she has that bod, cuz the face is UGLY! Then again, she will be fat in a few years like momma. And her and her father have a very seemingly incestuous relationship.

Posted at 1:59PM on Aug 8th 2008 by Dian

27. I'm no huge fan of Brooke (or the Hogan family), but man, you guys are rough on her. Yes, her mother is an embarrassing nutcase (unfortunately I've witnessed this first-hand) who is making a total fool of herself in the media. Yes, her brother made some horrible choices that put him in jail and his friend in a vegetative state. Yes, her dad is pulling some creepy/shady crap right now, too. But Brooke? She really hasn't done anything wrong. There's the occasional bimbo comment, but she's not hurting anyone. Save the vitriol for someone who deserves it.

Posted at 2:01PM on Aug 8th 2008 by Amanda

28. Her boobs are real... and she is beautiful. Stop hating! Jealousy is a bad disease ya'll ;)

Posted at 2:05PM on Aug 8th 2008 by Kim

29. She looks like she can be in WWE. Has the face like China from WWE. Man looking face.

Posted at 2:11PM on Aug 8th 2008 by KennyG

30. I think she is a pretty girl.. I think she is a much better person then her 50 yr old mother thats dating a 19yr old. She hopefully knows how dysfunctional her parents are and will rise above it all.

Posted at 2:33PM on Aug 8th 2008 by BJ Rocks

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